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My brother

My brother 1 I have many brothers and sisters, such as my brother who loves looking in the mirror, my second brother who loves sports, my warm sister Min, my brother Min with acne, my excellent dancer Qin, my hardworking sister Yan, my sister Jingjing who watches TV all day, my sister Lu Ping who likes playing computer, my brother Teng who likes playing with bullets and guns, my fat brother Feng, my tall and thin sister who likes singing.

My favorite brother is Brother Feng. Although he is only one year older than me, he is one head taller and weighs about twice as much as me! One of his thighs is as thick as my two calves! He is so strong that he can carry me up to three floors in one breath! His fat face is like two steamed stuffed buns in his mouth, bulging and soft to the touch, so comfortable! Brother Feng bought snacks or something delicious and stuffed it into my mouth, thinking that I would become as fat as him! He doesn't like studying. He only got nine points in the final exam, but he helps his grandparents do housework every day and is very diligent.

The loveliest is Sister Tian Ying! Her sparse yellow hair is tied with two croissants, her skin is fair, and her eyes are narrowed when she smiles. She often sings, dances, plays house, comes to my house to play, pretends to be a teacher or a student ... She likes to direct others, like a little housekeeper. I give her lessons every day, and she is good, but no matter how I teach, I can't go on teaching and I won't give up. She must eat by herself and no one is allowed to feed her. When you talk, your head swings and your voice is sweet. When you are angry, your mouth is high, your hands are on your chest, your eyes are fixed on you and you say, "I won't play with you!" " "Within two minutes, she forgot everything.

Although we live in different cities, when the Spring Festival comes, we get together, play happily and do our homework happily. We help each other and take care of each other, and we will always be friendly.

My brother packed my things early in the morning. I'm going to my grandmother's house today, because my younger brothers in Chengdu and Lanzhou will go, and my third brother who lives in Baiyin is not included. This is a morning that I woke up a long time ago, and I finally want to see my brothers. Good brothers, I am here.

My mother and I also took my father's colleague's car to the licorice shop in Yuzhong County. At 7 o'clock, my third brother and I arrived, and my second brother arrived 20 minutes later. Everyone got together and had a good time with this one-year-old brother, who was even more excited and didn't sleep until 12.

The next day, before dawn, we three brothers followed grandma to the milk factory to buy milk for our little brother. After lunch, we wore three corn cobs, found some dry wood and a porcelain flowerpot for barbecue. After many failures, I finally learned my lesson. Later, I can't answer it. I always put it on the fire and turn it later. The corn crackled and all three of us were happy. Finally, the bus came, which means we have to go. We packed our things and got on the bus. My little brother began to cry, and I lowered my head. I really hate not playing with my little brother for a while.

When I got on the bus, my second brother was my arm. We were silent without saying a word. When I arrived in Lanzhou, my brother got off the bus, and I just waved reluctantly.

What is brotherhood? It is sincere and childlike. Everyone likes to be together. Why? We are all brothers.

My brother 3 There are many familiar people around me: my nagging mother, my humorous father, my busy grandfather and my diligent teacher. But the person I know best is my lovely, cunning and helpless brother.

There are many rich expressions in my brother's Cherry Mouth. When he was happy, he opened his mouth and smiled. When he is unhappy, he will pout and hang two frying pans. Don't think you can finish it by hanging two frying pans. He even burst into tears and stuffed dates into his mouth. Don't think you can finish it in ten minutes. There is room for fifteen people!

My brother's greatest hobby is reading. I like reading, too, but it's still a little small compared with my brother. He likes to read all kinds of books, comic books, novels, history books ... as long as they are called books, he will read them. At first, I did not like his reading. Because every time I bring back a book, whether he has read it or not, he will pick it up and read it. It's like the devil going into the village to rob something. How ugly it is, but it also proves that he loves reading.

Besides reading, his younger brother is also very cunning.

Once I came back from a friend's house and put the "secret letter" my friend gave me on the table. Then I'm going to the bathroom. When my brother looked at it, his eyes suddenly turned, as if thinking: Hey, hey, let me see the letters inside! I don't think the situation is right, so I'm not going to go to the bathroom and come back. My brother looked at it and thought for a while, only to find that he pushed the table three times with his foot and made a "dadada" sound. The younger brother pretended to look at the door and said, "Sister, open the door." I believed it, so I went to open the door and was cheated. Looking back, the letter was long gone.

I hope my brother can be smart and not play tricks on me as before, but I still like him very much.

When my brother was in junior high school, he played very well with several students in our class. They are my good brothers and friends all my life.

Because we are all boarding at school and spend a lot of time together, we are always inseparable. Although we have many shortcomings, we can all tolerate them. We have a good temper and have always maintained a good friendship with each other.

We all make mistakes sometimes, such as skipping classes together, playing basketball together, sleeping together in the dormitory, skipping classes together and surfing the internet together. At that time, the teacher was also very upset, advised us many times and said a lot, but at that time, young and bloody people didn't listen to the teacher, and the teacher ignored us all the time!

In this way, until the senior high school entrance examination, we were all very difficult. What can I do now if I don't study at ordinary times? With this mood, I finished the exam and gave up my dream of high school! After graduation, the teacher called us together and asked us what to do in the future. Our friends are all going to work elsewhere. The teacher asked me to go to a technical school. I want to learn a skill. In the future, my friends plan to go to their homes in other places and let them go to a good school like Hefei. I went to the primary school in the county. We were also very sad when we were ready to leave. After all, we have lived together for three years.

I have been moping since I left. Think of the brothers who have lived together for so long. Now I don't see it a few times a year, and the chances of all getting together are very small.

I sincerely wish them all the best in their future life and work. Get out early!

My brother is bored at 5 o'clock this evening. Sometimes I play cards with my brother, sometimes I play video games, sometimes I skip rope and sometimes I play chess. But after playing for a long time, it is boring to play these games, so I have to watch TV.

I turned on the TV and saw the TV program "My brother's name is Shun Liu". I can't wait to pick up a snack and eat it while watching it. A soldier of the New Fourth Army is Liu Shun. He hit every shot. When he hit the enemy with a gun, he was very calm and did not neglect, and carefully observed the enemy's actions. Commander Chen Dalei ordered the recruits to load the veterans. I asked my father strangely, "Why did the commander's father let the recruits pretend to be veterans?" ? Are recruits distracted when shooting? Or are the recruits not familiar with guns? "Dad said," recruits didn't practice, let them give veterans loaded. "The soldiers ran for their lives, and a famous soldier fell to the ground. I am particularly worried about whether the New Fourth Army can defeat the enemy.

In the battlefield of war, stupid enemies will only rush forward. The clever, brave and agile New Fourth Army lurks in a big trench. The enemy foolishly crossed the trenches of the New Fourth Army. When the New Fourth Army heard something in the trenches, it quickly stood up and killed the enemy in front with machine guns. The enemy in front realized there was a lurk, but it was too late.

A soldier blew his horn and said, "Let's go." The soldiers ran out of the trench quickly and fought the enemy with bayonets. Several soldiers tried to bomb the enemy's armored vehicles with grenades, and they were not afraid of death.

Seeing my brother's name is Shun Liu, I learned the spirit of selflessness and courage.

My brother 6 I am a little boy in grade four, chubby and very likable. This is what my mother said. I am also complacent. However, since I had a "brother" a few days ago, I have had troubles.

My brother is very young and looks a little strange. He rides on my nose all day and is inseparable from me. He is my brother with glasses. To tell the truth, he helped me a lot. Without him, I looked at the teacher's blackboard like a flower in the fog. My classmates greeted me warmly from a distance, but I called their names by mistake, because I couldn't see who was calling me. My classmates said I was "disowned by my six parents". So, at my strong request, my father agreed to send me a pair of glasses. With my eyes, I have never seen the scene of "seeing flowers in the fog".

Although "brother" helped me a lot, it also added a lot of troubles to me.

Because my image is "naive", plus the decoration of brother glasses, I became a lovely giant panda. My classmates gave me another name "Ashong". The students felt that one was not enough, so they gave me several. Such as "four-eyed boy" and "four-eyed boy" Whenever my classmates call me, I feel very uncomfortable. What is even more ridiculous is that once, my classmates and I went to dinner. The hot fog covered my glasses. I grabbed the rice spoon and filled the bowl with rice. Can be filled for a long time, but also did not fill my bowl. Because I put it in someone else's bowl. The students thanked each other again and again. I blushed. I really don't know what to say.

Hey, it's my brother's fault. I told my teacher about my troubles. The teacher said that I didn't care about my eyes, so I put on my glasses and had these troubles. After listening to the teacher's words, I suddenly realized that I regretted not taking good care of my eyes. I want to tell my classmates about my troubles. I hope they can understand me and tell my classmates with my experience that I must take good care of my eyes.

My brother Class 7 A is a big family. I love my class and everyone who makes it up.

When I first entered this class, I felt how warm it was, much like my home in another world. I immediately became a member of this family, my classmates were my brothers and sisters, and my teacher was my big sister, playing and studying with us.

We spent a spring, summer, autumn and winter together, leaving colorful laughter.

My brothers and sisters don't encounter any difficulties, and we will all lend a helping hand.

Xiao Qiang accidentally fell into the suburbs while playing games and scratched his skin. Everyone carefully lifted him up and quickly brought a kettle and paper towels to wash the wound. Xiao Qiang looked at everyone gratefully, not knowing what to say.

It is obvious that he is behind in his studies, and several class cadres take turns to make up lessons for him. In a few days, Mingming's grades caught up.

There are many such things, and I will tell you slowly one day.

I have entered the sixth grade this year, and my class is more United. After all, we have been in love for six years. My mother transferred to other places this year, and she said she wanted me to go to school there. I am anxious, I can't bear to part with you, everyone, the teacher and this big family. I cried that night. I was so sad. I stayed up all night that night. I'm afraid that when I wake up, I'll already be there, separated from you by Qianshan. I begged my mother not to take me, even if I went to school this semester. I want to spend the last semester with you. Under my pleading, my mother finally promised me: let me study here for another semester. Brothers and sisters, let's cherish these times, cherish our days together, and cherish the bits and pieces between us.

My brothers and sisters, my brothers and sisters, my brothers and sisters ... I called you thousands of times in my heart.

My brother is at school, and I have more than fifty classmates. Among my classmates, I have more than a dozen close friends; Among my friends, I have three "girlfriends"; Among the "best friends", I have a best brother, and he is Fang.

I have been sitting close to him since the first day of junior high school. This tall and handsome guy became my first friend in primary school.

We are always inseparable. On the football field, there is the sound of us playing football together and shouting together. In the classroom, we can read and chat together ... with him, everything will be happy and meaningful.

What impressed me the most was that time. Because I made many mistakes in my homework, I was severely scolded by my mother. At this time, the lesson preparation bell rang, and I went to my seat with tears in my eyes to correct my homework. Although other students comforted me a few words, they all rushed to the music class. Only he, Fang said to me: "Nothing, I will accompany you!" " "This sentence, like the spring breeze in March, immediately dried my tears. He waited patiently for me, watching me correct one by one, without any urging language or impatient action, waiting for me to correct all my mistakes.

Then, the two of us go to the music classroom together. Teacher Chen asked us why we went so late, and he blamed himself. Teacher Chen criticized us, and he admitted that it was all his fault.

Fang Hanyi, like my brother, has always taken care of me. He is happy for my happiness and uncomfortable for my discomfort. I can't help but feel sad at the thought that I will be separated from him in two months. How I wish time could stay at this moment!

My brother Wang is the tutor of Class 9, Grade 4, Tiancheng Primary School, Liu Qiang.

"All the brothers and sisters in the world are snowflakes falling from the sky. They were strangers, but when they reached the ground, they turned into ice and water, and they never separated again. " This is a line from the movie My Brothers and Sisters. It tells the story of the hard life of a poor family and tells us not to forget our loved ones. Although this family is poor, they always maintain a positive and optimistic attitude towards life and live a happy life.

Their father is a music substitute teacher in a primary school in a mountainous area. There are four children in the family, and the whole family lives on their father's meager salary.

Once, the whole family went to take pictures, and four children were naughty. They were sent to the studio to run around without any agitation. Mom and dad finally calmed everyone down, and my little brother Qi Tian said, "I have to pee." Dad said, "This is just a snapshot. Finally, it's our turn, bear it. " As a result, in the family photo, the whole family laughed happily, but Qitian was very anxious and made the whole family laugh.

On another occasion, Big Brother played a prank on his younger brother and sister, hung firecrackers on other people's doors, used other people's goats as horses, and helped his sister steal other people's eggs ... When Dad knew about it, he severely taught Big Brother a lesson and punished him for standing in Leng Xue without eating dinner. When eating, my sister always thinks about my younger brother outside, and when my father is not paying attention, she quietly puts steamed bread into her clothes and leaves it for her younger brother to eat. My brother and sister are eating steamed bread happily in the heavy snow all over the sky. Inside, dad looked at the scene in front of him and smiled from the heart.

After mom and dad died unexpectedly, eldest brother was unable to raise his siblings and gave them to others for support. Seeing that his brothers and sisters left him one by one, but there was nothing he could do, Big Brother ran into the open field and burst into tears. Twenty years later, with everyone's efforts, the four brothers and sisters were finally reunited. Seeing four people crying in the concert hall, my eyes filled with tears. ...

At this moment, I deeply realized the meaning of the opening remarks of the film: all brothers and sisters in the world are snowflakes falling from the sky. They were strangers, but when they reached the ground, they turned into ice and water, and they never separated. "

My brother 10 I have a brother named Huang Tianzheng. Although we were not born of the same mother, we also have a deep brotherhood.

He has a big head and thick eyebrows in Zhang's mouth. When his chubby face smiled, a pair of dimples appeared.

He comes from a rich family, but he doesn't like high technology very much. He only has a soft spot for skateboarding. So there are many skateboards in his family: scooter, roller skating, "dragon board" and drifting board ... Although he loves skateboarding, he has weak adaptability to balance and often falls apart when trying new skateboards. In addition to skateboarding, he also likes to eat snacks, which makes his 14-year-old child become a little fat man with a weight of 100 kilograms and a small "general's belly". He doesn't like sports, so he has been gaining weight.

Although he is very fat, his grades remain at 1 in the class, even in the whole grade 1. He will always be that 1, and he began to be a little dissatisfied with his weight, so he made an exercise plan in the summer vacation: running 4 kilometers on the treadmill every day, holding hands 10 times, stretcher 10 times, bending hands 5 times. I took part in it to keep healthy. As a result, five days ago, he was in high spirits, and the sixth day was like a frosted eggplant-why, he said he didn't want to exercise.

However, 12 days later, he pestered me to accompany him to lose weight. You see, he has come again.

This is my brother. Although he is a little fat, he and I will always be "iron buddies".

My brother 1 1 has two crispy biscuits with soft fillings. Every time he presses a biscuit, the stuffing is squeezed again, and he can't breathe.

There are always four children in my family. I am the second, my sister is in the top and my younger sister is in the bottom. I am often caught in it, and I am not free. Compared with my eight-year-old brother, it may not have much influence on me.

From the moment I started school, there were always pioneers in front and new people behind. After my sister graduated, I also studied in kindergarten with my sister. When I graduated, I went to the same primary school as my sister, and I was always accompanied to and from school. When I was a child, I thought it was a good thing to have someone to rely on at school. But as I grew older, I found that there was no room for solitude, and I felt completely free. Because I have been studying in the same school, I have to walk home together. Perhaps I am too eager to have fun with my classmates and I am not satisfied with the feeling of always being caught in the middle.

In contrast, I have never been caught in the middle watching my sister quarrel with her, because when my sister is really angry, it means that the situation is serious and it is not suitable to stay at the scene, so as not to sweep the tail of the typhoon. So when my sister and I are arguing, I always hide aside and watch the war silently. However, there will be some exceptions to everything in the world. For example, my sister turns around and leaves rudely in the middle of a lecture, and I will intervene. Usually, after she finishes this sentence coldly, her eyes are close to the level of anger, which is terrible, so I will mind my own business quietly at this time, and the feeling of being caught in the middle is not good at all.

What I want, maybe, is a person. Or, don't hang out with my brothers and sisters every day, and occasionally let me breathe as an artist or stay with my classmates. It really makes me breathless every day!

My brother 12 There is a man in my family. He has a pair of small eyes, a big mouth, a tall nose, a pair of small ears and black hair ... at first glance, what a handsome boy!

I believe everyone knows the person I want to write! Who is he? He is my seven-year-old brother. He is really naughty, so I hate his naughty! Everyone wants to ask, "Why? Playfulness is everyone's nature! " Let me tell you the truth.

Not long ago, my brother and I went to the park to visit Zou. He ran away before we got to the park. I quickly got on the bus and shouted after him, let's go first, come on! "He answered, and then hurried downstairs to chase my brother.

When we arrived at the park, we began to play hide and seek. My brother lost the guessing game, so he came to arrest us both. The rule is to start in 60 seconds and the result is less than half a minute. He looked up and looked around, trying to find out where our answer was hidden. "But it didn't take long, and soon he caught me. He had to bow his head to admit his mistake and count it again.

A new round of competition began, and my brother began to run wildly in the park in order to catch up with another athlete early. Sure enough, his method succeeded, and he soon found us both. After a game or two, Zou and I went to the bathroom. I went out for a while, hey! Brother, the figure is gone! "Zou, help me find it. If someone loses it, that's not good. " All right, let's go separately, you and me. "After a long search, the whole park was almost turned upside down by us, but no one could find it. I cried.

Suddenly a photo flashed through my mind, and then I called Zou and ran outside the park. The park, haha, he is really there! After I rushed over, I scolded my brother willy-nilly, but he didn't seem to mean it, which made people think he did. "Now that I have found someone, I will go home for dinner. Goodbye. " "Thank you. See you tomorrow. " I grabbed my brother and rode home by bike.

Well, it's a good thing they found it. I don't want to lose a relative! If only he were not so naughty and sensible!

My brother's name 13 often appears in our small family. My mother pretends to be cute and calls my dad every time she makes my dad angry. "My father laid down his arms and surrendered. As for me, I like to tell my parents interesting stories about my brother at school, but I don't have a brother. I am an only child. Actually, my brother is my uncle's son. He is more than a month older than me. We grew up together. We are almost inseparable except school.

My brother's chubby round face has a pair of naughty big eyes, which shine like two bright black gems.

My brother is a very cheerful and humorous person, which makes our family a "happy messenger". He often tells amazing things, and his jokes will make the whole family happy for half a day. When he tells jokes, his expression is serious, just like a crosstalk performer on TV. His jokes made others laugh their heads off. If you look at him again, he has no expression, as if he didn't tell that joke just now. The more so, the happier everyone laughs.

Once, I quarreled with a classmate. When I got home, a man sat in bed glumly and tears began to flow. Just then, my brother came to see me and said to me wittily, what's going on? Who made my brother angry? This will be recorded. Jin Doudou. Ah, put it down quickly and let me contact more Jindoudou people to buy and sell delicious food. "At that time, I was very angry and didn't notice him, but the tears of disappointment still flowed down. My brother smiled and said to me, Wow, this river really burst its banks. Let's run, or we'll be washed away soon. Seeing that I didn't laugh, my brother added: Did you quarrel with your classmates? You'd better be less angry, or you'll pull a long face and become ... "When he said this, my brother pulled a long face like a donkey and looked at him funny. I finally smiled through tears.

My brother has many advantages, such as loving labor and helping people in trouble. ......

This is my brother. I like him. Please come and make friends with him.

My brother 14 I have a brother who has been helping me. He wakes me up from my sleep in the morning and helps me finish my homework in the evening. He is a cool little alarm clock.

My brother is not only fashionable, but also cool. I like him very much. He is wearing a black high-grade leather jacket with two silvery white buttons on the collar, shining in the dark. Moreover, he is vigorous, decisive and capable, and never drags his feet. He is like a warrior who punishes evil when the moon is dark and windy.

He is not only fashionable in appearance, but also warm in heart. You see, at that time, Grandpa Zhen was old and weak, and he walked slowly, and he took a break from time to time. Dad is very filial and always helps him from time to time. The baby's second hand is like inexhaustible energy. It draws one circle after another quickly with its body, jumping up and down all day, and grandpa and dad keep shouting. Three generations in their family worked hard and never stopped.

My brother and I are friends of life and death. He saved my life. I updated my favorite cartoon that day. When I got home, I couldn't wait to turn on the TV. It looks with relish. A minute passed, and I was completely addicted to the comic story. Time seems to have stopped. At this critical moment when I was deeply intoxicated, he cried, and I woke up suddenly, suddenly remembering that my homework had not moved and my mother would come back soon. I quickly turned off the TV and did my homework carefully. Thanks to him, I was able to finish my homework in time.

As the ancients said, black hair doesn't know how to study hard early, but a bald head regrets studying late. We should make full use of every minute. When I relax because of inertia, my brother will help me in time and let me study and live in an orderly way.

Everyone has his own good brother. When he is in trouble or trouble, a good brotherhood will lend him a helping hand. So, I should thank my good brother! Good brothers! I salute you!

My brother 15 Some people say that people born after 1990 have no real friends and are muddling along every day. It is also said that the post-90 s people are bohemian, irresponsible and have no ideals. But what I want to say is that those who look down on the post-90s generation are wrong. We also have dreams. Just our efforts, our bitterness. We don't want to be seen. We are just used to showing our best to our friends.

I am a girl, I not only have a best friend, but also a brother who regards it as his life. /kloc-after 0/990, we, friends, should have a heart-to-heart talk. I hate those who speak ill of you behind your back and please you to your face. These people are what I call secular garbage.

I chatted with my brother last night and recalled the past. I feel very happy.

Dong Zi, you say, I still want to go back to the past. I used to splash water on campus like a fool in the hot summer sun. Although I was soaked to the skin, we were still very happy. You also said that I wanted to go back to my previous Chinese class. We talk about everything, and occasionally we are punished by the Chinese teacher, and we still don't know how to repent.

Brother, you never forget. I once said that my dream is to own a luxurious hair salon. To this end, you go out and learn to be a hairdresser. You said there must be you in my hair salon. Really, I'm touched. Brother, no matter where you go in the future, be sure to contact me often. If you have any difficulties in the future, I will help you to the end.

Brother, the past is the best memory of my life. Yingying doesn't always say or remember, because we can't go back, so we must seize the future.

I often imagine the future as a fairy tale, with you, boundless, crazy girls and smelly boys living in my heart all the time.

Brother, for our common dream, I will work hard to build the future and never give up!

Brother, have a good life outside, don't be childish. Conditions outside are not as good as at home. It's not that whoever annoys us will come back. It will always be your home.

Son of a bitch, although I met you online, I always fantasized that you could participate in my future. Do you think it will come true? I'm really looking forward to it.

Brother, look to the future, step by step. ...