Li Ao's classic quotations

Quotations refer to a person's speech records, which are generally used in formal style, usually to illustrate someone's statements and language characteristics over a period of time. Now it refers to new words that can resonate, make people think and have certain communication power, such as words of celebrities, comments of netizens and social events. The following are 90 classic quotations from Li Ao compiled by me. Welcome to share.

Li Ao's classic quotations 1 1. There are only three kinds of human relations: first, he scolds me with you; Second, you scold him with me; Third, I scold you with him.

She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't. This is the difference between a beauty and a hero.

Beauty is in your own eyes.

4. Lu Xun's life is very sophisticated. He doesn't scold the Japanese. When he died, he also received money from Cai Yuanpei and the National Government.

I often doubt that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

6. Aristotle said that man is a political animal. In fact, this is more practical for their men. Politics must be able to kill people, chop people and perform on stage. It must be able to attack enemies and betray friends.

7. She doesn't need to have sex, but she can do it. He needs sex, but he doesn't-that's the difference between a beauty and a hero.

8. A truly first-class strong man must always keep his true colors, show people by his true colors and fight by his true colors, regardless of his accidents and frustrations, glory and ups and downs.

9. A master is only responsible for himself, not for the people he saved. The masses are ungrateful and ignorant, and the masses know nothing. Why should they be responsible?

10, a really good man must be wise, brave, arrogant, maverick, "world-famous without persuasion", "world-famous without depression" and "although thousands of people go on".

1 1. Meeting is just a casual meeting, just a broken ping-pong, just running water, just once, and there is no next time. Farewell is forever, where will you go. Let the back in her eyes blur, and what you see is no longer there.

12, I have never been arrogant, but I have always been proud.

13, democracy is a trap: it gives you the right to choose freely, but only gives you a bunch of bastards to choose. You choose, you can only choose a bastard if you choose Whitehead! You can get rid of a big bastard, and then elect a bastard who hasn't grown up yet, and there are a lot of problems that affect our public life.

14, in the fragrant country, in the daughter island, in the sea where mermaids haunt, there is a soft and plain atmosphere everywhere. From then on, there is no more war in the world, only the beauty that no one is chasing, accompanied by orchids in the empty valley and roses in the wilderness, sighing in the autumn wind.

15, you can't wait for enthusiasm to save people or inspiration to write. Just like prostitutes can't wait for sexual desire to receive customers. You should do what belongs to you, even if you are forced to.

16, weak and unable to live well; To be strong, you must die of natural causes.

17, people are living ghosts, ghosts are dead.

18, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

19, because I have always been like that, so you think I will always be like that.

20. The first happiness in life is doing what you think you can't do, and the second happiness in life is doing what others think you can't do.

2 1, everyone only looks at the unhealthy problems of teenagers, but forgets to look at the unhealthy problems of the elderly. Many problems of unhealthy teenagers are actually caused by unhealthy old age. At all times and in all countries, there have never been so many unhealthy old people gathered together like the Kuomintang regiment, never!

22, bitten by a dog, the dog should reflect; Bitten by a mad dog, people should reflect; A mad dog bites a madman, and both sides reflect together.

23. There are failures and heroes, but there are no failed heroes. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are both great success heroes. Heroes never fail. When the sky falls, he goes to catch swans.

24. I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, it is not time.

25, three knives and six eyes do not change color, this is the big rogue.

To tell the truth, in this era, there are thousands of shortcuts to get ahead, but there are only two correct paths, one is examination and the other is choice.

27. It is not interesting to be taught by the geniuses in the world; It is a pleasure to be called the best fool in the world.

28. Franklin said a very touching thing. He said, "Where there is freedom, there is my motherland". This sentence was rewritten by Li Ao as "This is my country, and I want to set it free".

29. There are two kinds of places where you are going, one is human and the other is land.

30. If you are weak, you will not live well. To be strong, you must die of natural causes.

3 1. Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. As we all know, modern people have to be cattle and horses to get on the bus.

No one is worth fighting with me, and everyone must apologize to me. No one can beat me, because I am invincible. Don't argue with me, one more word will expose one more point of stupidity.

I believe in the law, but I doubt the judge

34. You should know that behind people are wise men and aesthetes; He who knows how to look at people behind their backs is a traitor.

35. Bad roads are one thing, and everyone has to go.

36. King Kong glowered, Bodhisattva lowered her eyebrows, and nuns were desperate.

37. Loneliness is in a wasteland, alone in a graveyard, watching the moon without sound.

38. When you grow up, you know what it is. The so-called maturity is that you deliberately say you don't know after you know it.

I have two great regrets in my life. One is that I can't find such a wonderful person as Li Ao as my friend, and the other is that I can't sit on the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

40. Groups are forgetful, uncertain, ungrateful and cruel.

4 1, out-of-range armor, is the best armor.

42. In 50 years and 500 years, the first three writers in China wrote vernacular Chinese: Li Ao, Li Ao and Li Ao.

43. Stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart. Stupid people can't do the stupidest things, and the stupidest things are done by smart people.

I don't want to repeat many experiences in my life. But if I go back in time and go back to my youth, I can dream of my soul, but I want nothing more.

45. The new women in the past walked out of the kitchen; Modern new women don't go in at all

46. If a person is willing to die for his own goal, what can others criticize? What else can be picky?

47. Timid hypocrites say white is gray; The bold hypocrite described black as gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to lose black and white.

48. God gives you two hands, which means you can't rely on him for revenge, you have to do it yourself.

49. In any case, in the final analysis, China is the most difficult country to reform. Even the heroes can do nothing about China's reform. Therefore, for the sake of China, never take the road of improvement, which is impossible. We should go to the revolution with lightning speed, reminding the people of China that when a regime decays from its roots, there is no improvement, and when it is willing to improve, it will be too late.

He sat by the water, his thoughts drifting, just like duckweed on the water. But who deserves duckweed? Duckweed still has roots, but I, the emperor, was imprisoned on an island and even uprooted.

5 1. The best way to get revenge is to live longer and better than the enemy.

Please believe that I 100% love you, but now there is a thousandth, please stand back.

53. If a person has foresight, he will have immediate worries.

54. It is easier to love your compatriots than to love your neighbors, and it is more practical to hate your neighbors than to hate your compatriots.

55. Stupid people can't do the stupidest things. The stupidest things are done by smart people.

56. In fact, this is life. You can't choose everything. You took something and didn't take it. If you don't take it, you have to face what you have lost. What you lose, you gain.

57. Failure is only the first step to success. Success may only take two steps, and failure is half the battle. Success may take ten steps, and failure is one tenth of success. Therefore, don't look at failure in isolation, but look at it as a successful section, a successful section, and look at it together with the power amplifier.

58. It is wrong to be either an enemy or a friend; Either friends or enemies, that's right. Be lenient with the enemy; Friends should be strictly admitted.

59. reincarnation is not credible. It is cowardly and selfish to believe in an afterlife after death. If you die without any hope for the afterlife, it will be considered a noble life and a noble death.

60. Stupid things are not done by fools, but by smart people.

6 1, don't even think about it without capital-stealing chickens also requires a handful of rice!

62. Under the restriction of environment, there are fewer cowards and more warriors; If you can express your true self, you will wear a mask less often. If we can fly high, we hope to fly like a resourceful nine-headed bird; If you follow the nest, I hope I am not a bad person who is too embarrassed; If we are at the bottom of the barrel, we hope to be a living wandering soul, not a butcher!

63. People's pain is that they can only fight the enemy, not their friends; Or you can only fight with your friends, not yourself. Only brave and fearless people can fight against themselves, against themselves today and yesterday.

64. If you don't take the initiative, a beautiful woman will let other men climb on her. If you don't refuse, an ugly girl will climb on you. If you don't say yes, no woman will let you climb on her. In fact, work is the same: if you don't take the initiative, good positions will be taken away by others. Don't refuse, everything will be arranged for you, and you will often be criticized. You don't promise that no leader will believe you, because the leader can't feel your determination.

65. My father is a student of Peking University, but let's think about it. What is your responsibility today? There are so many people behind you, and the elite are superior to you. Originally, you were born winners. When your parents were pregnant, 230 million sperm ran forward, and then a sperm came out of you.

66. Cherish the sunset glow on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chicken on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder, and the blood and tears on the bed.

67. A successful life begins with the audience, then the actor, and finally the backstage boss. A failed life is just the opposite.

68. The less lovable new women are themselves, the more they complain that others are unlovable.

69. The biggest shame of politicians is to break their promises and call them temporary changes.

70. What a person can do is worthwhile: like what you like, fight what you don't like, and live what you hate!

7 1, when I want to find someone I admire, I look in the mirror.

72. Stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

73. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

74. Women have only one view of marriage; Men have 1,001 views on marriage.

75. I have two major regrets in my life: First, I can't find such an excellent person as Li Ao as a friend; Second, I can't sit under the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

76. Finding the extraordinary part of common sense is the extraordinary person.

There is only one way for a wise man to face Li Ao, and that is to make friends with him desperately. -You must not be the invincible enemy of Li Ao. If you are his enemy, you will hate your friends.

78. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deception; Politics begins by deceiving others and ends by deceiving yourself.

79. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

80. Stupid people are terrible not because they are stupid, but because they are smart.

Li Ao's classic quotation 2 1: If you are weak, you will not live well; I would rather die than surrender.

The way I swear is that others call you a bastard, but I have the ability to prove that you are a bastard.

3. Destroying enemies depends on friends; Destroy friends and rely on friends and wives; Destroying a friend's wife is God's business.

When I want to find someone I admire, I will look in the mirror.

5, people have long-term concerns, there must be near worries.

6. Eggs are chosen, but there are still a lot of problems affecting our public life!

There are four kinds of people in the world, one is lazy and stupid, the other is diligent but stupid, the other is diligent but smart, the other is stupid but diligent, and the other is lazy but smart. Among them, this stupid and diligent person is particularly terrible.

8. Studying human nature, the zoo is a better place than the park.

9. His writings are immortal for five hundred years; He is immortal for a thousand years. In a thousand years, the world will end and everything will rot.

10, everyone can forgive playboy, but not monks or priests.

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