Ipartment famously said that life.

1, Zhang Wei: A prospective lawyer is also a lawyer. Aren't rotten eggs eggs? -"Love Apartment 2"

The animal trainer he led was eaten by a lion and is dealing with the aftermath. -"Love Apartment 3"

3. Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, especially ugly! -ipartment 1

4, Meijia: You have to give your opponent a head-on blow. This is what men should do, not hiding here to see what, how to control the fear of childbirth? -"Love Apartment 3"

5. Yifei: I'll just Google you with Baidu. -ipartment 1

6, Xiaoxian: Play ... You'd better evaporate the smell of your body first! -ipartment 1

7, Yifei: Hu art of war has a cloud, yellow robe added to the body, forced to Liangshan, in order to get rid of the salary and turn the tide! -"Love Apartment 3"

8. Meijia: I will spray you to death with salty soda. -ipartment 1

Lisa: (pointing to Ceng Xiaoxian's face) It's not the software. You should change the monitor! -ipartment 1

10, do you know what the flower language of clover is? Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, yes! -"ipartment 4"

1 1, Guangu: If you are hungry, eat more. Youyou: What he said is a bad omen. Evil is vicious evil, and bad omen is fierce. -"ipartment 4"

12, Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you! -ipartment 1

13, Guangu: Brother 100 million, men are not afraid to spend money. -"Love Apartment 3"

14, security guard: You are not a nerd, but who are you? -"Love Apartment 3"

Yumo: I suggest you eat something ... "Living alone". -"Love Apartment 2"

16, Xiaoxian: Confession is only the primary stage, and the advanced stage is waiting for you to confess to me. -"Love Apartment 3"

17, Zi Qiao: My sister is an adult wife, but the green hat remains in my heart. -"Love Apartment 2"

18, can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain? -"ipartment 4"

19, Yifei: Hey, I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, so I don't know if you are a grandmother. -"Love Apartment 3"

20. Zi Qiao: Birds without feet and birds without birds. -"ipartment 4"

2 1, Guangu: It turns out that women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of phlegm. Youyou: How much does he have in his lungs? -"ipartment 4"

22. Xiaoxian is drunk: I am a happy little pigeon ~ I want to fly, don't touch my wings? -"Love Apartment 2"

23. Yifei: humiliate him, trample on him, trample on him. -"Love Apartment 3"

24, Guangu: You can also find someone to elope with you, and then travel around the world together, to a place where birds don't lay eggs and live a naked life. -"Love Apartment 3"

25. Xiaoxian: Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone. -"Love Apartment 3"

26, Xiaoxian: Rich men will not change, sows will become monsters in the tree. -ipartment 1

27. Yifei: Please don't wear a skirt to my class in the future, or I will punish her for standing upside down. -"Love Apartment 2"

28. Yifei's mother: Since you want to tell me next week, why did you call me so early? You are a bitch. -"Love Apartment 3"

29. Yifei: The wolf is busy catching Little Red Riding Hood. -"Love Apartment 3"

30. Yifei: I smoke, not cigars. -"Love Apartment 3"

3 1, Zi Qiao: four words, simple and rude, unscrupulous, desperate, catch turtles in a jar, seize the opportunity, in order to be invincible. -"Love Apartment 3"

32. Xiaoxian: The bachelor's degree and master's degree are all ruined, and the male doctor can only protect himself. If you want to win a female doctor, well, you have to rely on a saint. -"Love Apartment 2"

33. Youyou: Please tell the students who are listening to the song in front to be quiet in the middle, and don't affect the students who are sleeping behind. -"Love Apartment 3"

34. Zhang Wei: A bound crab climbed from 18.6 yuan freezer to 28.6 yuan freezer, and I burst into tears. -"Love Apartment 3"

35. Guangu: The authorities are dead. -ipartment 1

36. Zhanbo: When I finally reached the city gate, I found that the whole city had flown away. -ipartment 1

37. Yifei: Now the price is different. My waist is hard and I can't breathe. -"Love Apartment 3"

38. Guan Gu: You have been working hard for more than a week. You should take measures to retreat to the sea. -"Love Apartment 3"

39. Xiaoxian: Fate! "By the way" is a kind of fate! -"Love Apartment 2"

40. Psychologist? In a word, "fool you, scare you and fool you." -ipartment 1

4 1, Zi Qiao: Brother 12345, spending money regardless of you and me. -"Love Apartment 3"

42. There are so many weapons in China that you don't learn swords. I won't learn sword when I go up. Iron swords don't learn silver swords. Finally, I understood that man and sword are one, and I became a swordsman. -"ipartment 4"

43. Xiaoxian: Ha ha ha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying! -"Love Apartment 2"

44. Yifei: I think this hobby is good, very good and very lifelong. -"Love Apartment 3"

45. Zhang Wei: I'm really not a celebrity. I'm a celebrity. -"Love Apartment 2"

46. I am a knife mouth and an axe heart! -"ipartment 4"

47. Fairy: Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life. -"Love Apartment 3"

48. You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet computer. -"ipartment 4"

49. Look at him. He is not smart, and he is as bald as everyone else! -ipartment 1

50. Fairy: Oh, I see, you are putting Bibishuang in a coffin to save face. -"Love Apartment 3"

5 1, I like him, but that is the past tense, and life is the future tense. -"ipartment 4"

You can't go to the game because it's too anti-human. -"ipartment 4"

53. Fairy: You see, a good man is him, and he is my father. -"Love Apartment 3"

Wan Yu: It is the duty of every citizen to despise him. -ipartment 1

55. Meijia: kidney calculi is a minor illness. It hurts like hell. -"Love Apartment 3"

56. Passerby A: It's amazing. Jiaotong University has a blank sheet of paper, and it can still pass! -"Love Apartment 3"

57. Meijia: Then you don't need an umbrella in rainy days. Uh, will this grow mushrooms? -"Love Apartment 3"

58. Xiaoxian: A perfect man should show grace and self-cultivation everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern. -"Love Apartment 3"

59. Wan Yu: In a finger that can't see the night. -ipartment 1

60. Zi Qiao: Don't listen to the old man and die in front of me. -ipartment 1

6 1, Yifei: Are you Flower Girl, Mulan or Hua Wuque? -"Love Apartment 2"

62. Zhang Wei: The situation is worse than expected. Having a guilty conscience used to be the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation, but now it is gone. -"Love Apartment 2"

63. Youyou: We are so enthusiastic and lively! And enthusiastic. -"Love Apartment 3"

64. Yifei: Love is a cage. The only way to reduce the sentence is to let go. -"ipartment 4"

65. Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day! -ipartment 1

66. Fairy: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning all your life! -"Love Apartment 2"

67. Xiaoxian: This time I summed up three factors of success: first, persistence; Second, shameless; Third, shameless. -"Love Apartment 3"

68. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, the moon is dark and windy, killing people and setting fires. -"Love Apartment 3"

69. Zhang Wei: No one paints the sky blue again, no one outlines the wings for birds, no one lets the sun come out of the dark clouds, and no one ... looks at the original. -"Love Apartment 3"

Wan Yu: I am a more competent firewall than Kaspersky. -ipartment 1

7 1, friendship offside, lover not full. -"ipartment 4"

72. Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, cut your red underpants to 5 meters. -ipartment 1

73. Zi Qiao: This is another surprise. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? Listen, he was scared to death. -"Love Apartment 3"

74. Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable. -ipartment 1

75, the original apology, you can use a watch ... a box of sashimi ... a balloon. -"ipartment 4"

76. It is better for a person to be happy than to be happy with others, and it is better to be crazy with others when he has epilepsy-"ipartment 4"

77. Meijia: Your arms are strong, your chest is broad and majestic, and your skin is impeccable ...-"ipartment 1"

78. Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy. -ipartment 1

79. Zhang Wei: There is a famous saying that flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung. -"Love Apartment 2"

80. Zi Qiao: The so-called textbook is to expand an easy-to-understand noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand. -"Love Apartment 3"

8 1, Xiaoxian: You see, an irreplaceable, impeccable and incomparable good man has made such a happy decision. What qualifications do I have to support such technical work? -"Love Apartment 3"

82. Fairy: Hello, I'm your new fairy, a great friend ...-"ipartment 1"

83. Yifei: It is announced downstairs that pork prices have increased all over the world. Do you want me to go to Mars to buy pork? -ipartment 1

84. Zi Qiao: If you want to get along in the Jianghu, you'd better be single. -"Love Apartment 2"

85. Fairy: It turns out that all customs and habits were invented by people who were tired of leisure? -"Love Apartment 2"

86. Guangu: It turns out that there is something more painful than listening to Ceng Laoshi's program, that is, waiting for his program to start. -"Love Apartment 3"

87. Yifei: At least it's a man, named like Xiao Shenyang. -"Love Apartment 2"

88. Yifei: Good dogs don't get in the way, but those who get in the way are roadblocks. -"Love Apartment 2"

89, Yifei: naked marriage+elopement, you are streaking! -"Love Apartment 3"

90. Zi Qiao: Miss, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? -ipartment 1

9 1, Guangu: Give me another chance, and I will kill you without looking for him! -"Love Apartment 3"

92. Yifei: I have only heard that black fertilizer will turn gray when it is volatilized, but I have never heard that it will stink when it is volatilized! -"ipartment 4"

93. Yifei: The ancients said: No matter you are two or two, two is there, no three no four. -"Love Apartment 3"

94. Medicine ... Medicine ... Ceng Xiaoxian: Checkers-"ipartment 4"

95. Zhang Wei: My advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome. -"Love Apartment 2"

96. Zhang Wei: I found that I was not only calm, but also painful. -"Love Apartment 2"

97. Xiaoxian: At this moment, although I was struck by lightning, there is still a warm current in my heart. I want to say, Yifei, you finally took the right medicine. -"Love Apartment 3"

98. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts. It hurts here. -"ipartment 4"

99. Remember, the sweat and tears you shed in college now are the water that entered your mind when you chose your major! -"ipartment 4"

100, lyrics: The next moment is the next forever. -"Love Apartment 3"

10 1, Youyou: You said it was just in case. What about the remaining 1999/ 10000? -"Love Apartment 3"

102, Yifei: this ... is probably because all caring people have a good face! -"Love Apartment 2"

103, Xiaoxian: Don't work in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without a golden hoop. -"Love Apartment 3"

104, life is really live, not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is low! -"Love Apartment 2"

105, Yifei: I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is. -"Love Apartment 2"

106, Yifei: I said if, which is a rhetorical device to show my humanitarian support for you. -"Love Apartment 2"

107, Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow. -"Love Apartment 3"

108, Meijia: Foreplay is a cloud, and * * is the key. -"Love Apartment 3"

109, Yifei: We are distinguished guests. Don't act like a decoration team. -"Love Apartment 2"

1 10, Meijia: Did you press the toilet in the kitchen or put the stove in the toilet? -ipartment 1

1 1 1, Yifei: The longer I communicate with her, the more I like pigs. Pigs are always pigs, and sometimes people are not people! -"Love Apartment 2"

Zi Qiao: I told her that I left her because I came from Na Wei. I said my planet needed rebuilding, so I left. -"Love Apartment 2"

1 13, Yifei: drink without drinking, drink without drinking. -"ipartment 4"

1 14, Guangu: There is no time to clean the cemetery and let your coffin recruit people. -"Love Apartment 3"

1 15, where boys are interested in girls, they will say leave a phone number! -"ipartment 4"

1 16, Xiaoxian: What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disorders have? -"Love Apartment 3"

1 17, jump early, call it a day, die early, live early. -"ipartment 4"

1 18, Youyou: I refuse to be on the same screen with you? -"Love Apartment 2"

1 19, Xiaoxian: She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu! -"Love Apartment 3"

120, Lisa: I am not a 36-year-old girl anymore. -"Love Apartment 3"

12 1, Yumo: I didn't eat it. I gave it to my boyfriend, Danggui, to remind him to come back that night! -"Love Apartment 2"

122, Guangu: The network is unreliable, and you will definitely find countless donors, even the abbot. -"Love Apartment 3"

123, Yifei: If you want to live a good life, you should wear some green. -"Love Apartment 2"

124, Xiaoxian: Saving cats is a priority, and love is boundless. -"Love Apartment 3"

125, Xiaoxian: What are you talking about? You are not going to tell her a joke at this time, then you are really a joke. -"Love Apartment 3"

126, Xiaoxian: Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon, my heart, and the Spring Festival blessing is sincere. -"Love Apartment 2"

127, Mo Yu: Talking about tuba will lead to fangs? -"Love Apartment 2"