[Seeking lines] Yu Qian, Hou, crosstalk: red flowers and green leaves

Open Shi Fukuan.

Shi Fukuan: Hello, everyone. I'm very happy to attend the Peony Awards Gala, especially in Nanjing. This award is of special significance. Because of this Jiangsu, for this sports cause ... (At this time, Hou went on to say)

H: Hey! ! There you are.

Shi Fukuan: Yes!

H: I've been looking for you for a long time!

Shi Fukuan: I've been waiting for you for half a day!

Hou: such a big thing can't be done without you!

Shi Fukuan: Isn't it ~

H: When did you come?

Shi Fukuan: I have been here for some time.

Hou Wenyao: Hehe, hello (at this moment, Yu Qian shook hands and whispered to Shi Fukuan).

Shi Fukuan: Not greeting me ... They talked about them, and then I continued to perform my show.

Hou Yu: Hey! Hey! So there you are! We can't find you!

Shi Fukuan: Yes.

Hou Yu: I can't do it without you!

Shi Fukuan: I'm flattered ~ (at this time, I went to class, and Hou, Yu and Guo shook hands cordially)

Hou Yu: I've been looking for you for a long time!

Guo: Really!

What a mess … I thought you were greeting me!

Hou, Yu and Guo: Hey! Hey! So there you are! This activity is impossible without you! We are looking for you! (Stone looks into the distance to see who else ~)

H: No, I'm looking for you. Don't look around the world.

S: Are you really looking for me?

H: I've been looking for you for a long time!

Yes, why don't you talk to us?

H: yes!

Y: fuck us.

Shi: Fuck me three times, you!

Guo: I have nothing to do here! They can't make a scene with their father ~

Shi: The performance at the awards party … Look at you …

H: Yes, it's a performance. You can't do it alone. Look, look, my apprentice is here ~

Shi: My apprentice is here ~

Guo: They are all here.

Hou: Degang,

Guo: Master, what's the matter?

I heard recently that you and Yu Qian are good.

Guo: Everybody hug ~

H: Yes, that makes sense. You can't just boast.

Guo: Really?

H: but ah.

Guo: You say.

H: You can remember that.

Guo: Hey.

H: Ah, you are one.

Guo: this is a.

He went to B.

Guo: hmm ~ right!

Hou: You, you are a flower.

Guo: I am a flower.

Hi, you are Honghua.

Guo: What happened to him?

H: He is just a green leaf.

Guo: Is this a face shot?

H: Yes, yes, he is green. He looks like ~

Guo: Right, right.

H: isn't it?

Guo: Hmm. I am a red flower and he is a green leaf.

H: Yes, I remember!

Guo: Yes, Master.

I recently cooperated with Degang, and it was very popular with everyone?

Y: everyone patronizes ~

S: Ah. We should have a good cooperative relationship.

Y: we're fine.

Remember, your relationship.

Y: ah, you say.

S: What the old-timer said.

Y: ah.

Shi: People who say cross talk are three points funny, seven points praised, and 70% praised by us.

Y: heavier than him!

S: Of course!

Y: heavy!

After that, remember, we account for 70%.

Y: I have a bottom.

S: Ah.

Y: I see!

H: I said Fu Kuan, it's not easy for us to meet.

S: Isn't it?

H: We are usually very busy. What about these two children? We don't usually manage it.

S: There are few opportunities for rehearsal.

Tell you what, the four of us are here today, let them talk cross talk, and let's find fault.

Great, this is a rare opportunity.

Remember, we are red flowers.

S: Then get seven points.

Guo: I'm much relieved. Let's talk today. It happens that your master is here and so is my master. Please give us some advice. Thank you for your silent encouragement. I am very happy to perform here. Some people know, some people don't. Degang Guo, Yu Qian. Two people, working together for a long time. For me, I always think that Brother Qian is better than me.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: Why? Because my home is better than mine.

Y: Family education is very important.

Guo: Some people are not familiar with it. Let me introduce Yu Qian's father, Lao Wang of Beijing.

Y: No, no, stop it. My surname is Yu. Why is my father surnamed Wang?

Guo: What do you mean?

Y: Your last name is Yu!

Guo: Do I have to have a surname?

Y: ah-ah.

Guo: You don't know. It's great for old people. Is an old scientist.

Y: engaged in scientific research.

Guo: Learn that name-grave robbery.

Y: Is this scientific research?

Guo: We didn't understand it either, so we went out with shovels, climbed mountains and opened graves. There are pots and pans in it, so we took them out and bought them.

Y: It's called robbing a tomb and digging a grave.

Guo: Great, engage in scientific research.

Y: not scientific research.

Guo: Good things have happened to me.

Y: Have you met him?

Guo: I dug it up when I went out. I saw a body lying in the grave. After a long time, there are no bones, only meat. A tiger skin skirt was tied around her waist, and a small iron bar was thrown on the ground, which read Ruyi Golden Hoop.

Y: My dad threw away Monkey Sun's grave!

K: It weighs 36,000 Jin. His father is quite puzzled.

Y: what did you say?

Guo: Oh, master elder brother's grave.

Y: Where did this come from? Where can I call big brother?

Guo: Isn't that what TV plays are called?

Y: TV plays can be called like this. My father can't be stingy with pigs.

Guo: I don't know if it's true or not.

Y: have a look.

Guo: Really, that's big and long! Get ~ long! The bigger you talk, the smaller you can't take it.

Y: Is it small?

Guo: It's as small as a needle. Pick it up and hide it in your ear.

He is a monkey.

Guo: I just hid. The village chief is here. What are you doing there? It's nothing. It's nothing. Did you dig the Monkey King's grave? Don't! Where is this golden hoop hidden? Take it out. I didn't move. You are looking for bad luck!

Y: what's the matter

K: There is a discount. You want to go. Big! Dead ~

Y: Fuck you!

Shi Hou: Are you finished?

Guo Yu: That's it. Please have a look.

H: come here. Come here, I'll tell you.

Guo: What?

H: Why aren't you as loud as him?

Guo: Did he pin me down?

H: Yes, his voice is suppressing you! In addition, your speech speed is too slow, and there are many gaps in the middle when you speak slowly. He can add words. You can't let him talk. You are a flower girl.

Shi: You, this word is too few.

Y: huh?

Shi: You should talk. You have to say it.

Y: That's all I have.

S: That won't do. Let's talk about it after seven.

Y: Switch him over?

Shi: Besides, you have to be taller to adjust it accurately.

Y: hold him down?

S: You have to run over him!

Y: Don't let him talk?

S: Hey! He will look good if you play like this! Let's get seven points! Do it again! Do it again!

Guo: I grew up. I grew up. My master told me.

Y: Let's try this phonograph again …

Guo: Let me tell you a paragraph.

Y: two people perform.

Guo: Four subjects.

Guo Yu: Speak, learn and sing.

Guo: Let's talk about this phonograph ... (Go on! Then fight! )

Very good!

Guo: We pay attention to taste ~ Ha!

H: that's right

Guo: He hit back! grasp

H: How humorous!

S: This is very humorous. This?

H: Come here, come here.

Guo: He hit back, Master ~

Shi: Crosstalk has been changed to judo. It is out of the question. You are fooling yourself.

H: It's not your child's problem.

S: What's the problem?

H: Are you mentally ill?

Shi: You're right!

Hou: Two people work together. How can you do this? Look at me and Teacher Shi. Let's play it for you.

S: Ah.

Guo: Learn from you.

H: It's called cooperation. The two of us will give you a cross talk this time.

Shi: You see how good it is for two people to cooperate.

H: We have worked together for more than forty years.

Shi: Time is running out.

By now, people may be confused about our names.

S: Don't you see?

H: Let me introduce you.

S: You say.

H: My real name is Hou.

Shi: My real name is.

H: My stage name is.

Shi: My stage name is Shi.

H: Ah, that's right.

Guo: It's really boring.

S: How did I get involved myself? I am a flower, and you are a leaf.

H: Really?

Stone: stone

H: Your name is Shi.

(After the two quarreled, they had a big fight, and the apprentice went to Indiana)

Guo: What a pity to lose this!

H: I've never seen him so unreasonable.

Guo: He's just hanging around.

Shi: How can you be a teacher, you!

H: What is a model?

K: Yes, Master.

H: What do models do? I don't have a fever

S: You don't even know the word model! ?

Guo: Come on, come on, stop your master. Don't say that. How did this happen in your family?

Y: rationality does not lie in height.

Guo: Stop it, stop it, stop it. To be honest, everyone is lazy, you know?

Y: Why am I lazy?

Guo: Are you fanning the flames? This is not.

Y: What stirred me up and ignited me?

Guo: Didn't you say you could fight? (The two quarreled and fought, and the master stepped forward to stop the fight. Don't you know I'm horizontal?

H: Teacher Shi, come here. Come here.

Guo: This cross talk is too tiring.

H: Let me unite with you. Let me explain something to you, Mr. Shi.

Guo: Who else?

Hou: Don't hit people! Stop hitting people.

S: I'm not finished with you.

Guo: I'm talking about learning to tease.

Hou: Learn to speak and sing!

S: Is it funny?

Guo: Changed?

Hou: Teacher Shi, let me tell you something.

S: Ah, ah.

Hou: It is reasonable to say that you have been talking about cross talk for more than forty years.

S: Yes.

Hou: Now it has changed from leaves to flowers.

S: Yes, it sounds very comfortable.

Hou: Hey ~ Actually, all three of us are flowers.

Guo Heshi: Hey ~ Yes!

Y: What about the leaves?

Hou, Shi and Guo: You are the only ones left.

Y: Three flowers, only one leaf for me?

Hou, Shi and Guo: Yes, leaves are leaves.

H: You don't always listen to them. Ah, look, it's fun again ~ just talk about us.

Guo: What about the dog? Are you referring to us?

Shi: Is it funny to have fun?

Y: come here, come here. Who are you with?

S: No, I was a little dizzy when they helped me. I don't know which side I belong to.

Guo: There you are. There you are. You are a flower.

Y: I can't do it.

S: No, not like him. You really want to be this flower.

Y: What's the difference?

S: Look how embarrassed we are to spread flowers. The three of us can talk and sing.

Guo: I can still fight.

Shi: You can't sing.

Y: Why can't I sing? When I was young, I practiced shouting with them.

Shi: I didn't teach you to sing.

Y: Can't I practice by myself?

S: Hey, do you work hard?

Y: that's right.

S: Let's do it. Sing a few words for them to listen to.

I also tell you that as long as you sing well, you are also a flower.

Guo: That's right.

Y: We are all flowers?

H: Yes, all four have become flowers.

Shi: Who is that leaf?

H: That's the gang with Shi Dai. Then it's called Ye.

Shi, Guo and Yu: Oh! A group of people left them.

Shi: Oh, good disciple, sing them a few words.

Y: Did Shi just sing "Today's Celebration Wine"? There is a passage.

Guo: It's really good.

Y: Did I sing? Not bad.

Guo: I'll wait for you after I praise you.

Y: Today, I haven't stopped drinking celebration wine. I will show my talents in Japan and write the spring and autumn with blood.

Very good! It's much better than the stone just now

S: Can you find fault?

H: But let me tell you. If we learn to sing, we can learn two or three points from other Peking Opera actors at most.

Y: Yes, we didn't work that hard.

H: That's right. Why do you want to listen to Beijing Opera and our crosstalk performers? People listen to Yu Kuizhi so well that we can't beat Yu Kuizhi.

Y: you have to learn.

H: So we must change it. I tell you, there are 364 kinds of local songs in China. These words are sung with local operas. How beautiful!

Y: sing all four sentences?

H: Can you sing? But whether you can become a flower.

Y: that's all right. I will learn first.

Hou: You learn first? Let me tell you something. Let me give you a simple example first. Let's learn an example from you according to the first sentence of Peking Opera.

Y: ok, ok. Let me also listen to today's celebration wine.

H: I don't want to return my wish.

S: You will have a long time to show your talents.

Guo: Write Spring and Autumn in blood.

Hou, Shi and Yu: Good!