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Does anyone have a joke about "the tortoise and the rabbit race"?
1. A Qiang always dozes off in class. The teacher couldn't bear to wake A Qiang up from his lethargy and asked him, "Do you know why the rabbit lost in the tortoise-hare race?"
I don't know, A Qiang replied sleepily.
The teacher said angrily because the rabbit was dozing off.
Oh! I see, if A Qiang realizes, it's all turtles who haven't dozed off!
The tortoise and the rabbit were racing, and the rabbit ran away alive. Looking back, the tortoise was still crawling slowly with its heavy shell on its back.
The rabbit shouted to the tortoise, "Please unload the bag you are carrying!" " "
The tortoise ignored the rabbit and continued to crawl.
The rabbit shouted again, "Why don't you take it off quickly?"
The tortoise still ignores the rabbit.
The rabbit was very angry and ran to the tortoise and ordered, "I told you to unload the bag!" " "
The tortoise squinted at the rabbit and said,
"You put your head in and have a look."
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