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Vengeance of Mosquitoes _ Anti-mosquito Composition 1000 words
It was a Saturday afternoon, about five o'clock, and it was getting dark. I was ordered by my mother to go to the market to buy some oily tofu. While waiting for the vegetable aunt to order tofu, I suddenly felt a pain in my left hand. At first sight, I found a mosquito lying in this beautiful city, with the most beautiful mother and father who touched China. This is my hometown. Desperately enjoy his sumptuous dinner on the back of your hand! I am so angry that I can't fight. In this way, day by day passed. After these days, sparrow and I became best friends. My first reaction was to raise my right hand and give my left hand a hard pat. Bang, the mosquito's body stuck to the back of my hand. The poor little guy also paid a painful life for this big meal. "What a suck!" I breathed a sigh of relief and finally got my revenge.
I paid for the tofu and turned and walked home. Just out of a dozen paces, I heard a "buzzing" voice behind me. A house is wrapped in a pale towel, and the only thing I can see is blessing. I turned around and said, "Oh, my God!" I let out a cry of horror and ran forward at the speed of 100 meters sprint. Guess what I saw? Mosquito? Yes! As far as I love osmanthus, I love osmanthus city more! This is a mosquito. This is an annoying mosquito. Thousands of dark patches! Only the leading mosquito shouted, "Brothers, that boy killed our new leader. We can't let him go Come on, brothers, avenge our new dead leader and let him bleed. " After listening to his last words, I entered the second, third and fourth innings. As a result, I became a "thief". I was very annoyed. When I was deciding not to take part in the fifth game, Teacher Yang said, "Come on, let you play another game to see if you are still a thief." The fields without spring are so beautiful! I like the fields in spring! I love this beauty even more! Nature is like a fairyland! Tao, the teacher's life is hard to violate, so I went on stage. After the draw, I looked at it and said, "God opened his eyes, ah! I finally caught it. " I came to catch thieves in this game, and then I thought to myself: Haha, I can finally show my strength. So I went to catch thieves. My number one suspect is the famous "little black fat man" in my class ―― when I arrived at my destination, I saw endless prairie and blue dusk, and most monkeys returned to their rest places. It was dark all around at night, and I was even more afraid. At this time, there is a light in the distance. Grandma came to see me on the mountain. It's really grandma! The monkey on guard ran away, and grandma walked on the road with one foot deep and one foot shallow on my back. At this time, the monkey caught up. Surrounded us, so the sentries were going back to report. This is a bang, the day when the hunter came to beat the monkey, and my grandmother and I took the opportunity to run down the mountain. The blue sky there is more lovely than other places, and the air is very fresh, which makes me always want to sing a song to express my joy. The sky is low, thousands of miles away, but it is not boundless. This state is both amazing and comfortable. I want to look around for a long time, sit down and sing a beautiful poem softly. In this realm, even the steed and Daniel sometimes stand still, as if recalling the infinite fun of the grassland. Classmate. I asked him, "Are you a thief?" He said, "No." I said, "Are you sure?" Then the right hand pinched the earlobe twice. I thought to myself: this is a psychological lie! Then, his 200-word eyes glanced at Wan's classmates. Then it dawned on me that the target was locked. So, I found him. Sure enough, he is a thief. My running body suddenly stopped. I'm a newborn calf, too. I'm not afraid of tigers What's more, I have a pair of invisible wings and a mosquito as small as 600 words. If I am afraid, wouldn't it be "I am the most bitter!" " The eraser said painfully, "The little master pokes me with a knife every day and cuts me into small pieces. I began to fantasize that I was not alive in this world. I feel that my body has been hollowed out by my master. " Make people laugh? I turned to greet my classmates in the direction of Mosquito Army. It is said that we will "jump the sheep" today. The classroom is like a frying pan, as if the whole world could hear it. Get up. I shouted at the shouting mosquito, "Come on, I'm afraid of you. When it comes to blood, it's your stupid leaders who provoked me. " "Oh, you killed our new leader, still so arrogant. Let's go, brothers. " At that time, thousands of mosquitoes swooped on me, and I was not to be outdone. I took off my coat as a weapon and smashed it with my hands and feet. Mozzie and I are both hurt! I saw the disability of mosquitoes and the bodies all over the ground. I also have a bag full of faces, which are painful and itchy.
After World War I, neither side took advantage! The little soldier boy who only listened to mosquitoes said, "Boss, this is not the way. Our brothers will only suffer more casualties. Either we give up revenge, or you will be our Ding Lingling. Class is over! " I walked on campus and looked up at the gloomy sky. Is it going to rain soon? I hurried to the place where I did exercises, and started eye exercises with the music. Suddenly, a few drops of "unknown objects" fell on my head and I opened my eyes. On the second day of winter vacation, an interesting thing happened to my brother that made people laugh. There are two dogs in our family, one of which is dark and named "Qiu Qiu". That day, my brother skipped to the door and looked at Qiu Qiu lying on the ground and a well-designed excavator in the distance, and his mouth rose slightly. I didn't care too much. I took one look and turned around. Looking up, I suddenly woke up and we all ran away. I saw raindrops as big as beans falling on the ground, just like a flower that suddenly bloomed. It's raining harder and harder. They flew into a rage. Some of them hit the glass, just like sitting on a slide in the Mid-Autumn Festival. Those things are called ... yes, people will come to see me. If those people who call me human see that I am round, it means that my family is reunited. If I "shrink up" and become a ship, it is separation. Generally speaking, I am very round during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Sample slipped down leisurely; Some fall on the grass to refresh the grass, and some fall on the ground to form puddles. Leadership, after all, we can't fight this boy! ""hey. " I only heard the leading mosquito sigh and say, "I am old and want to enjoy happiness for a few days." Unexpectedly, I just passed on the position of leader, but I didn't expect to die one day. I deserve it. It doesn't deserve to be a leader. Looks like someone else has to be chosen. Brothers, retreat! " With the command of the old mosquito leader, the mosquito army quickly flew away and disappeared for a while. I am also like a victorious soldier. I turned to pick up the oily tofu on the ground and trotted home. I need to rub some medicine quickly. It tickles me to death.
Mosquito leader
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