I took out a copy of Acute Transient Mental Disorder. Who has the original text of this joke?

Since the Nanjing accident driver was identified as suffering from intermittent mental illness by Nanjing Brain Hospital, there have been long queues at the gates of major hospitals recently. When asked, they all came to apply for the certificate of intermittent mental illness. They also said that they must bring three certificates when driving on the road: a driver's license and a certificate of intermittent mental illness. Anyway, I went to the queue.

Since suffering from mental illness, the whole person has been much more energetic. I have been wearing this card around my neck since I got the "Acute Transient Mental Disorder Patient Card" yesterday. Now my colleagues are very kind to me and my neighbors are very polite. Alas, mental illness is good! Don't mess with me I am a man of status.

I saw an old man fall down today, so I went to help him.

I didn't expect him to grab my hand, so I quickly said: Monitoring will clear my name! The old man said, hey hey, don't be silly. There's no surveillance here! I will kick it. How dare you hang like this without fucking monitoring? His son showed up in time and said, we recorded a video of you kicking someone on the side. I smiled and showed the card for patients with acute transient mental disorder provided by Nanjing!

With this certificate. When a girl gets married, the dowry is exceptionally rich! Only her father gave her a piggy bank and said, if you are bullied, break it open. So one day, her husband hit her and her mother-in-law didn't look good either. She thought of the pig, so she quickly broke it open and found a gun falling out of it. She picked it up and saw a familiar word engraved on the handle of the gun: When you got married, I had identified your health as acute transient mental disorder in the relevant departments. Let go, son, don't leave anyone alive!

Yiyi father

In fact, with that card, other cards can be saved, and one card can travel all over the world ~