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Short accent joke
The house was full of greetings.
The lady next to the party is very beautiful, new, inexperienced and quite nervous.
Everyone sat down, and someone called, "Miss, tea!" "
Miss hurried forward and pointed her finger: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, seven in all!"
Everyone laughed, and the leader went on to say, "pour the tea!" "
Miss busy "down" again: "7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, or 7."
Someone asked, "What are you?"
The young lady hesitated and replied in a low voice, "I'm Shu Gou."
Everyone was very angry and shouted, "Call your manager!" As soon as the manager came in, he put his hand down and asked with a smile, "What do you want to tell me?"
The leader said, "Don't ask any more questions. Ask about the age of this young lady."
The manager thought for a moment and answered according to his orders: "18 years old, a dog!" " "
The leader smiled and everyone laughed. It is not convenient for everyone to pursue the massive failure of leaders.
Miss and manager are like falling into the clouds.
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