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Three Kingdoms

1, too loud

Zhuge Liang is a master of eight stunts, one of which is ventriloquism. It is said that Zhuge Liang discussed with Liu Bei in his account this day. Zhuge Liang suddenly wanted to fart, but he was afraid of being heard by Liu Bei. I'm really sorry. He had a brainwave and said, "Master, how about I call you a woodpecker to adjust the atmosphere?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang barked twice in imitation of a woodpecker and took the opportunity to fart. Then he asked, "What's the matter, master? Do I learn like it? " Liu Bei said, "Learn it again. You farted too loudly just now. I didn't hear it. "

2. Chicken ribs

On this day, Cao Cao and his new concubine were in the bedroom in after making love. The concubine was still unfinished and said, "Come again, come again." Cao Cao also wanted to, but his physical strength was exhausted, so he replied, "The chicken is tired." Just then, Yang Xiu passed by Cao Cao's bedroom, thinking that Cao Cao was talking to him, and ran out to announce the code name "Chicken Rib" of this military operation. Cao Cao was furious and beheaded Yang Xiu.

Step 3 tryst

One day, Wang Yun invited Dong Zhuo to drink at home. During the dinner, The Story Of Diu Sim, Yun3' s daughter, was in charge of pouring wine. Dong Zhuo and The Story Of Diu Sim are flirting, but they are eager for each other. When he left, The Story Of Diu Sim knocked on Dong Zhuo's head three times, and then left with his hand behind his back. that night ...

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