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Sentences that can make girls laugh instantly (selected 80 sentences)

Although the world is big, my heart is just a little bit, just enough for you. However, I can't let you out, because I can't get out and I'll get stuck. Coaxing your girlfriend shows how important she is in your heart. Do you know any sentences that make your girlfriend happy? The following is my carefully arranged "sentences that can make girls laugh instantly (selected 80 sentences)" for your reference only. Let's have a look.

? 1. I won't allow you to be alone. My love and thoughts will always be with you. With them, you won't feel lonely!

? No matter what happens in the future, no matter what you become, you are still my favorite person.

? Seize the years, even if youth is gone, it will only accompany you.

? I really didn't expect you to be so sad. I'm sorry!

? Don't be afraid, no matter how big the storm is, I will always be by your side, caring for you and taking care of you. Maybe I can't give you a rich life, but I must try my best not to let you suffer a little injustice, and try my best to love you, love you and spoil you.

? I won't allow you not to trust me. I will do everything I promised, said and promised you!

? 7. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

? 8. I only have eyes for you. Since I met you, all the prosperity has become the background.

? 9. I won't allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first!

? 10. I won't allow you not to talk, baby. We also need to communicate. Even if I apologize unilaterally, you should give some face and say: I forgive you!

? 1 1. If I had to choose again, I would still choose you, although you sometimes have a bad temper, although you sometimes make trouble without reason, although sometimes you can't find the way back. No matter what you look like, you are my loveliest wife. I won't love you less because you can't cook. In my eyes, you will always be my good wife.

? 12. My eyes are watching your eyes affectionately, blue as the sea, too pure to be kneaded into a small fine sand.

? 13. I don't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed!

? 14. Sorry, I'm so jealous. If you laugh at other boys, talk to others, or even do nothing but stand together, I will be jealous. I know it's not good, and I've been thinking about it, but I really love you, love you very much. Because I love you so much, I am afraid of losing you.

? 15. I won't allow you to be weak, you have to be tough, and you have to take care of me if I am so disobedient!

? 16. I really want to hold you from this moment on, hold you tightly and go to God.

? 17. I won't allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don't want a panda eye the next day!

? 18. As long as I love you, I want nothing more.

? 19. Loneliness is a cigarette, and missing is a tear. In the misty smoke, I saw your handsome face, as if it were as touching as when we first met.

? I told you last night that we should break up. It was just a moment of excitement.

? 2 1. Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

? I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!

? 23. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

? We met in the world of mortals, we held hands in the wind and rain, and we walked side by side in the waves. In the dark, God has a plan. Let's be kind to this situation.

? 25. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

? 26. When you are sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

? 27. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. All I know is that I have always loved you.

? 28. With my heart, waiting for your heart, I won't give up; Win your heart with my sincerity, even if the sky falls, I won't change my mind; Write this message with my infatuation and look forward to getting your heart! Wish you a happy life!

? 29. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

? I won't allow you to shout at me. Save it. Doesn't your throat hurt? It still hurts to shout it out!

? 3 1. You are the best and most perfect in my heart. No matter who you compare with, no matter when you come, your goodness will not be greatly discounted in my heart because of your willfulness. You are you, different fireworks.

? 32. All I want in this life and the next is you.

? I won't allow you to go far away without telling me, then I must be crazy!

? I won't allow you to scare me. I am timid. Don't scare me with anything, I'll be afraid!

? I won't allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I love you!

? I won't allow you to ignore me. You are too important in my heart, and I will be uncomfortable without you. Don't torture me, okay?

? 37. Turn on the phone and wait for you, turn off to avoid you, turn off to forget you, and forget the number when it expires!

? 38. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

? 39. The road I have traveled is muddy, flat, happy and sad. The scenery I have seen includes mountains and seas, as well as dilapidated jungles. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but I like you best.

? 40. Spring flowers, autumn moon and winter snow in Xia Feng are all beautiful, but your heart is the four seasons I want to visit most.

? 4 1. Come and go in a hurry. I'm sorry for thousands of things. I hope to meet you again.

? 42. Everything is right when you meet the right person at the wrong time and place.

? 43. I love you I know the mountain breeze, the small fish in the water and the birds in the sky.

? 44. Holding you is a sign of your heart, and kissing you is considerate!

? 45. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Originally you just wanted to hear the familiar voice, but what you really wanted to hear was a turning point in your heart.

? 46. Who can say for sure? It may be the first time I met you, it may be the first time you smiled at me, or it may be the time when you studied hard.

? 47. Loving you is the theme song of my life, and wind, frost, rain and snow are the melody of loving you. I repeat this song every day, hoping to spend every day with you.

? 48. Losing weight may be hopeless. It's not that I don't exercise, it's not that I don't diet, it's because I keep you in my heart.

? 49. If I don't have you in my future, it's hard to think about this kind of thing.

? 50. The room in my heart is only for you.

? 5 1. When I kept your message and quietly recalled it when no one was around, I knew I had fallen in love with you.

? 52. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

? 53. Set the warmth of winter, the rain and dew in the morning, the crystal of snow, and wash away the waves of the blue sea, just to send you the most sincere wishes on special days, to love you, and to wish you a happy life and sweet love.

? Don't ask why I love you, because you are the reason why I don't love others.

? Just be comfortable with yourself, and I'll get used to the rest.

? Being loved is very happy, but I wish you a happy life.

? I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

? 58. I don't allow you to stay up late for the same reason as the second one. Health is the capital of revolution. I don't want you to die before me!

? 59. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said so firmly.

? Your name fills my heart and makes me love you forever!

? 6 1. I won't allow you to bicker with me. You can only win if I let you win. Until now, no one can beat me unless I let you!

? 62. What I admire most is not being chased by many people, but meeting someone who will never give up on you anyway. Even though I know that life will not be so easy, I hope you will be in my future and you will be my life.

? 63. You are so tacky that you always send your own selfie photos. Just seeing you makes my hands ache.

? I can't promise that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.

? You have come into my life, and I have been preparing for you all my life.

? 66. I can't live without you in my love world.

? 67. Why did you hurt me and make me like you so much?

? 68. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

? When I met you, all my luck ran out.

? 70. A thousand cups are not drunk, but I am drunk when I see your smile.

? 7 1. If life deceives you, don't complain, hug me.

? 72. If possible, I would like to spend every moment of my life with you.

? 73. I can't bear to leave your kindness to me. I can't bear to part with my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me.

? 74. If you like this kind of thing, cover your mouth and it will come out of your eyes.

? 75. Dear, my love for you will last forever until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; I am more like a mountain without edges and corners to you; My love for you, even if the news broadcast is over, I will always love you and stay in your heart forever.

? 76. I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!

? 77. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

? 78. Some things can easily become inertia, just like playing games. If you don't want to stop and lie down, you don't want to get up. If I like you, I won't want to let go.

? 79. Don't look at the ups and downs of the world coldly, give each other the energy of happiness. You are the charming lang in my old dream, and the waves after loving you push the waves before. Today, many years later, this feeling is still lingering!

? 80. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, and keeping you is a kind of happiness, dear, because I love you, everything is full of beauty, and I love you for ten thousand years!