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Humorous allegro lines

In our daily life, we often need to use lines, which are the main means used by playwrights to express plots, portray characters and embody themes. What are the characteristics of those popular routes? The following are my carefully choreographed lines of Humor Allegro, which are for reference only and I hope to help you.

Humorous allegro lines 1: playing bamboo board, ringing the sky. Teachers and students, listen to me:

China's culture is full of vitality. Profound and brilliant. Yanhuang is the flag of China, and the dragon and phoenix are pictures of Chinese characters.

The accumulation of books is not exactly the same as books in classics and historical subsets. Virtue permeates the world. It has been passed down from generation to generation for thousands of years.

Cultural heritage should be protected, and classic reading should create a new situation.

A: Let me say first:

China's poems have been circulated for thousands of years, and the classics are memorized. There are many talented people all over the country, and their poems and popularity will last for hundreds of years.

B: At the beginning:

The HarmonyOS system has not caused a space shortage. A million years is four poles long. Pangu opened the sky and the water was clear. A little land, Lang Kun.

Sun, moon, sky, stars. Rivers are full of soup.

Sunlight and moonlight in Goddess of Mending Heaven. Kuafu's blood is bleeding day by day. Jingwei fills the sea and shakes the intestines. The amount of merit of Houyi's shooting day.

Fairy tales are meaningful. National spirit ribbon.

D: From the early years of the Western Zhou Dynasty to the Spring and Autumn Period, we should remember the classic poems. Three hundred poems express one's mind. Sightseeing, complaining, expressing ambition.

A modest gentleman and a lady will never see Sanqiu again. Yangliuyi is raining heavily. The road is too slow to bear thirst and hunger.

No lewd music is enough. I thought about it for a long time and hid it in my heart.

A: Qu Zixing is wandering from place to place, seeking heaven and earth up and down. Li Sao's nine chapters are golden and jade. The yellow road is absolutely beautiful.

Vanilla beauty is flashy. Huai Jin in Huang Zhong, abandon the wall and ask. Negative stone agarwood Dragon Boat Festival.

B: The Four Books and Five Classics teach etiquette, and you should know righteousness when dealing with people. Three-character classics promote civilization. Enlarge hundreds of surnames.

Here, you must listen to the profound truth, and the philosophy in the world is the clearest.

C: Although Qu Yuan was exiled, there are Li Sao and Ci Fu of Chu. Zuo Qiu was exhausted and eventually became blind, with three changes in the Spring and Autumn Period, and her Mandarin was full of articles.

He: Where there is a will, there is a way. Burn your bridges, 102 Qin Guan will eventually be Chu.

Hard work pays off. Another 3,000 pieces of armor can swallow Wu.

A: Confucius traveled all his life, and the etiquette of the Analects of Confucius was passed down from generation to generation.

Lao Zi, Mencius, Zhuangzi, Han Feizi. Mozi, Xunzi, Keiko, Guiguzi.

A hundred schools of thought contend and a hundred flowers blossom. Express your opinions and shine. Speak freely and be philosophical.

Two Sima in the Western Han Dynasty, Sima Qian in Sima Xiangru. Historical Records of Ci and Fu has been circulated for thousands of years. Remember the history of three thousand years.

C: Tao Jinyuan is really a man of backbone. He is quietly drinking and picking chrysanthemums in Xanadu to see Nanshan.

Everything in life is real, and life is natural.

D: Tang poetry is wonderful and exquisite. Reach the top of the mountain. Intention comes first. It's better to be tempered.

Elegant and elegant, the beads are round and jade-like. Catchy and heavy.

A: Li, a poet is like a man, and a hundred articles of fighting wine shock ghosts and gods. Wonderful pen gives birth to flowers and flowing water, antelope hangs horns without trace.

Perfect, brilliant and extraordinary.

B Du Fu, a poet and sage, is concerned with the people and has a strong character. Three officials and three other officials remember in their hearts that they sympathize with the suffering of all ethnic groups.

Depressed and frustrated, the former rhyme cherishes the ink.

C: Han Palace, Chang Li and Wen Qi led eight generations. Hook Xuan is abstract and muddy, and Chen is uneven.

The article carries a profound message, and preaches and teaches beginning of spring.

D: All the eight poets in Tang and Song Dynasties are models.

Who are they?

Let me tell you something:

There were two Liu Han in the Tang Dynasty and Ceng Gong Ouyang Xiu in the Song Dynasty. Wang Anshi, father and son, Ouyang are recognized leaders!

He: Eight masters in Tang and Song Dynasties, keep it in mind.

C: Reading Chinese classics aloud, Four Great Classical Novels is the quintessence of Chinese culture.

Water Margin Journey to the West, Dream of Red Mansions, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, reading the quintessence of Chinese culture, eulogizing our eternal reputation in China.

D: With the great development of public security education, classic reading has taken the lead. We Boyars wear headbands and insist on making plans every day.

Reading pacesetters should always be engaged in, and classics should be circulated in the scholarly campus. Poetry recitation needs persistence to set an example for our students.

We Boya people are full of energy and we Boya people are full of passion.

We liberal arts people, yes. We liberal arts people are twisted into a rope, which is confidence.

Boya's future will be brighter.

A: I love reading classics.

B: carry forward the classics and inherit them.

C: Make the great motherland culture more classic.

D: Let the five-star red flag fly at the top of the world forever.

H: yes! Let the great motherland culture be more classic, and let the five-star red flag fly at the apex of the world forever.

Allegro second line Allegro said:

Tell us about our lives:

Leave home for school in the morning and say hello to your parents when you go out.

Take the sidewalk in the street, walk slowly on the right, and don't run around.

Cross the street and look around, the green light passes and the red light stops.

Blind uncle couldn't walk easily and stepped on a banana peel.

Let's go to help and take the initiative to help.

Avoid danger and avoid future troubles. Pick it up and throw it in the trash can.

My uncle praised me for being sensible, and everyone was happy, so was I.

Allegro B said:

Cross the road and take the zebra crossing. Don't try to be brave, climb over the guardrail.

Take the overpass, get off the passage and keep your distance is the key.

When asking for directions, say hello to people first. Civilized language is indispensable.

When someone asks for help, they will respond enthusiastically and remain polite.

If you know the right way, you should apologize if you don't know.

Waiting in line to talk about the order, not arguing, not grabbing, not squeezing.

Give more courtesy before you get on the bus, and apologize for the collision.

You can't throw rubbish in the car or out of the window.

Don't make noise or play in the car, keep quiet and polite.

Give up your seat when you meet an old man, be considerate and coordinate with each other.

Thank you. Bye. I'm sorry. Remember the polite language.

Allegro armour said:

Dress neatly to school and say hello to each other.

Say hello to teachers and classmates.

If you want to show your vitality, stand as loose as a bell.

Neck straight, waist straight, shoulders open, hands straight.

Girls should be steady in posture and not too ostentatious in action.

Sit knee-deep in a skirt, and don't put your hands between your legs.

Don't lean back when sitting, and don't shake your legs when standing.

Good manners are cultivated from childhood, and strict requirements are the key.

Both parties stated that:

It's almost time for class. Prepare reference books in advance.

Listen attentively, raise your hand to ask questions and respect the teacher.

Go into the teacher's office and shout a report, etc.

If you don't answer, you can't eavesdrop and break in.

Both parties stated that:

Students, listen carefully: be polite at home, too.

Be a good student at school and a good son and daughter at home.

Study hard at your lessons and do some housework properly.

Allegro armour said:

Guests should be received when they visit. Say hello.

Please enter the guest room, take a seat and hand a cup of hot tea in your hand.

I flinch when my parents come, and adults are too lazy to talk about things.

No eavesdropping, no interruption, say goodbye and leave.

Allegro B said:

You should be polite when receiving foreign guests. There are many things to prepare in advance.

Smile when offering flowers, and hold your left hand with your right hand.

Chrysanthemum, paper and yellow flowers are all taboo.

Bring face change and trouble, and remind you to pay more attention in time.

Understand flower language and taboos to avoid embarrassment.

Allegro armour said:

Pay attention to a lot of dining etiquette. Adults should sit with me first, and then sit with me.

Sit on the left and go out on the left, which is convenient and does not interfere with each other.

Adults move chopsticks first and then move chopsticks. Chopsticks should not point in the wrong direction.

Don't pick, don't pick, don't turn, knocking and inserting is a taboo.

It's impolite to stand up and get food. Turn to the front and eat.

Allegro B said:

If you want to serve food for others, it is popular to use public chopsticks.

Drink a toast in moderation, don't pour wine and make a fool of yourself.

Etiquette first, enthusiasm is too offensive.

How harmonious it is to eat quietly. We all do this.

A: Teachers, classmates and players, please listen to a short allegro.

Together: the two of us stood on the stage and talked about hygiene.

Please forgive me if I don't speak well. Let's clap first.

B: Small town 1, quadrangle, walk into the school gate and look inside;

Standing on both sides of the teaching building, the five-star red flag reflects the eyes;

The middle playground is wide and wide, and the publicity column is neat and complete;

A: The trees are swaying, the books are noisy, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

The school is like a big garden, full of vitality and abundance;

He: we are her little masters and have the responsibility to protect the environment;

Do not urinate outside the toilet door, and develop good hygiene habits;

I will pick up the scraps of paper on the ground, so I should cherish public health.

B: I'll clean the corridor when it's dirty, and I won't throw melon skin around;

A: Don't eat snacks at school and get rid of bad habits.

B: I cleaned the walls when they were black, and teachers and classmates praised me.

Together: clean and hygienic, everyone says, care for the environment and be a good doll;

School is our home, and everyone loves her.

B: The whole school works hard and loves her like a mother.

All the students in the school work hard and love her as much as their mother.

Allegro Humor Line 4 A: Bamboo board laughed and laughed again and again, and there was joy between the lines.

Don't worry, don't worry, one hasn't arrived yet.

Standing on the stage to say hello, teachers and classmates lead,

A: for the first time,

Heart weakness, leg weakness,

I urge teachers and students to include more content.

Give me confidence and courage.

(playing the joint board)

B: What shall we say today?

Bai: I said, I said, I said first ... (shouting at each other)

A: Don't argue, don't argue, or I'll tell you the truth.

It is said that our class, Tao our class, our class's progress is ahead.

The students are scrambling to learn.

Answer: Be serious and try your best to add that wisdom.

B: Speaking of study, Tao Xue, our class got the first and third monthly exams.

A: When it comes to studying, she has no choice because she has a goal in mind. Although her eyes are bad, she remembers every stroke.

B: The power of example is really great. Better than learning, better than catching up.

Answer: Big Wolf became a diligent soldier, and lazy sheep became pleasant goat. All the bad things in the past have been swept away.

B: The homework is neat and disciplined. You ask me, I respect him, and we can study together.

Answer: If you come to class, you can study smoothly, talk about methods and find out methods.

B: I'll do it when I'm ready. What should I do if I am confused?

You forgot? Learning to harvest books, thinking about doubting books, teachers paving the way for us, walking sonorous.

B: A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Don't panic in front of you.

A: Don't worry, be assertive, have perseverance and perseverance, and keep going.

B: (white) urgent? Where are you going?

A: (white) March towards the goal.

B: Persistence is the most important thing in study. Don't catch all three nets when fishing. Tomorrow will be a lifelong mistake. It is normal to grasp today.

A: Today is real. Today is there. Today is as expensive as gold.

B: the golden house hides the charming, and books create a better future.

A: Beautiful songs are endless, and ideal wings can fly.

B: A day's work lies in the morning, and the communication in the morning is more fascinating.

A: It's interesting not to stick to one pattern. * * * Mu Chaoyang studied together.

B: Shuxiang, our class is completely new, and new poems have been written on campus.

A: There are so many people in the audience today, students, teachers and leaders.

B: If you don't speak very well, please give us more guidance! More guidance!

Allegro Humor Line 5 A: Allegro, Allegro,

The boaster who plays allegro.

B: Don't brag about the sky, don't brag about the land,

Praise you, me and him in our optical cable class.

A: the professional level is first-class.

Every technology is scraping.

B: Like an airborne soldier every day.

Where there are obstacles, there is him.

Day or night,

You can leave at any time when you need to.

B: to the countryside, to work, to the community,

There are also large and small Internet cafes.

A: There are frequent emergency repairs.

Often at night or even during the day.

B: The E-bridge cable is dangerous.

Go there in a hurry.

A: The arrangement on the road is gradual.

Check both ends separately.

B: An hour has passed.

Obstacles are really hard to find.

At this time, the monitor reminded us:

Is there a secret obstacle hidden in the middle of the forest?

B: It's too late now, but it's too soon.

Go quickly, and then rush to the small cliff.

A: Climb the ladder to learn Wukong.

Watch the fire carefully.

B: The sheath of the optical cable is damaged in many places.

800 rice noodles have scars.

A: Comprehensive analysis to find out the reasons.

It turns out that squirrels grind their teeth with optical cables.

Together: grit your teeth.

B: Now, there are many computer rooms to be moved.

Fiber jumping, precision measurement, precision measurement

A: Brother Ke Xiang will support us.

Qi Xin joined forces to attack.

Finish the project ahead of schedule.

Customer satisfaction praised me.

A: It's nothing to be bitter and tired.

Don't be poor in service consciousness.

There are many municipal constructions now.

Building houses and new homes everywhere.

A: Excavators. He has no eyes.

Construction workers are particularly cruel.

B: The optical cable was cut.

Emergency obstacles are like snowflakes.

That snowflake is so urgent.

I am more anxious when users are impatient.

B: Come to the scene and jump into the pit.

Quick of eye and quick of hand, hurry up.

A: peeling and winding molten fiber.

Hold the thread carefully and skillfully.

B: Come up for a joke when it's fixed.

Look at me. I looked at him. He is covered in yellow mud.

H: Hey, it's all yellow mud.

A: It rained cats and dogs.

There are potholes on the road.

B: rush to repair obstacles to grab time.

Suddenly, the car got stuck in the mud.

A: Looking around anxiously.

It is raining everywhere.

Obey the monitor's orders.

Push the car out of the mud.

The man who finished the task fell down.

I have a fever and my voice is hoarse.

B: There is no adulteration in telecommunication service.

Speak with actions.

He: Yes, speak with actions.

A: This year is the highlight.

Strive for optical fiber to enter the home.

B: Although we should have a rest at noon.

Check the information and don't go home.

My wife called to rush me.

Said the birthday was his.

It is impolite not to go.

In fact, how could he not miss home?

A: Now that the C network is online,

Maintenance is increasing day by day.

B: It's a great responsibility to maintain the optical cable.

To embody value, you need to put pressure on yourself.

Learn from Xu Sanduo and never give up.

Grasp the two promotions together.

B: Telecom trains you, me and him.

The maintenance center is my home.

A: Self-confidence has accompanied me all the way.

Innovation and dedication to tap the potential.

There will be new efforts next year, please,

Wait and see,

We keep pace with the times and are more energetic! !