What are the classic funny questions and answers?

Q: In the evening, I was taking a bath. Suddenly found that I have an extra hand to help you bathe! You .

A: Sneak off its watch and ring.

2. Q: You were on the bus, and suddenly people around you looked at you and threw up. What did you do?

A: Sure enough! Most people pass out when they see me.

3. Q: What would you do if you drank ten bottles of beer?

A: Let them come up again.

4. Q: Do you dare say how many people of the opposite sex have kissed you?

A: Not really. But every time I add one, I write it on a card. ..... and then I made four decks of poker with these cards.

5. Q: Both couples are on QQ, but neither of them has spoken 10 minutes. What does this mean?

The boss is nearby.

Q: A man stepped on your foot on the bus and said, "I'm Jay Chou". What's your reaction?

A: Stand back. You can show off later, I stepped on Jay Chou!

7. Q: If you were fascinated by reading in the library and the opposite sex touched you with its feet three times, would you?

A: Step on the gas.

8. Q: It seems that many women like Edison Chen very much? What are the reasons for liking or hating? Rumors seem to be back!

A: Come on, Kansai! Looking forward to the second season.