Tell ten jokes.

Xiao Xin: Dad, why are there three gold medals in my name?

Dad: You are short of gold in your life, so you are named Xin, just like some people are short of water, so you are named Miao, and some people are short of wood, so you are named Sen.

Xiao Xin: Dad, what do you think is missing from Sister Guo Jingjing's life?

2)

A little rabbit goes fishing.

I didn't catch anything on the first day.

The next day, I still got nothing.

On the third day, the rabbit was ready to leave empty-handed.

Suddenly a fish jumped out and said, "If you fish with carrots again tomorrow, I'll shoot you."

3)

A boyfriend and girlfriend were sitting on a park bench in love, and the woman suddenly wanted to fart.

Say to the man: I am a cereal bird, do you listen to it?

Men are willing to listen

So, under the cover of "goo goo" birdsong, the woman happily farted.

W: Does it sound like a cuckoo?

Man: What a fart! I didn't catch it!

4)

When couples have sex, the husband always asks to turn off the lights.

Halfway through the writing, my wife suddenly turned on the light and was very angry.

Wife: "Ah! ? ..... so you have been lying to me with cucumbers! "

Husband: "Shit, I haven't asked what happened to your child."

5)

A woman took the train, her period came, and she didn't leave any sanitary napkins ... In desperation, she opened the window and went out! ~ It hit a farmer in the face. The farmer touched his face and said after reading it. Shit. .. the train is fast. If I get another piece of paper, I'll be covered in blood! ! ! !

6)

Two dung beetles are discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the lottery, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day!

B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!

7)

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

8)

Three rabbits shit.

The first one is only long.

The second one is just spherical.

The third one is actually triangular.

Asked, it replied: I pinched it with my hand.

9)

Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out.

The administrator explained, someone once fed it peaches.

As a result, the peach pit could not be pulled out, and the monkey was scared. Now, it is necessary to measure it before eating.

10)

Eldest brother and second child fly, and second child gets airsick and keeps vomiting. A bag is full, so the boss has to get it. When he came back, he found that the whole plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second said, "I think this bag is full, so I had to drink half a bag and throw up."