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Rock Kingdom: Big Milt’s Butt

Locke and Keli made a bet

One day. Locke said: "Let's jump rope. Let's see who can jump more in two minutes. If you lose, you will be punished"

"It's not fair. You are a boy. I am a girl"

"I'll let you dance for 10 seconds first. What? You don't dare anymore?"

"Who says you don't dare? Let's compete, hum. You will definitely lose"

"Then let's wait and see." Locke smiled cheaply

At one minute, Keli was tired and stopped. At that time, Locke took a look and saw, "Heh. My Miss. Why did you stop? Give up now and I’ll punish you easily.”

“Huh, we haven’t decided yet~ It’s so funny to me.” ."

"Don't force it~"

The result is that Locke jumped more than 300 times, but Li only jumped 300 times. Keli lost. .

"Haha, come to my house at 7 o'clock today, I will punish you personally"

"Just go. I'm not afraid"

In order to prevent the other party from going back on his word Locke wants Keli to sign a contract:

1. Party A’s Locke 2. Party B’s Keli

2. From now on, he will have to live in Party A’s home for 2 months and listen to Party A’s dispatch , if he does not comply, he will be spanked 1500 times

3. Party B will be spanked 500 times on the buttocks, 2000 times on the vagina, 250 times on the breasts, 200 times on the buttocks, and three liters of enema by Party A every day

, 200 slaps on the face, 200 slaps on the hand, no laughing when tickled

4. Cannot wear clothes, pants, including underwear every day for two months, and cannot wear bras and underwear when going out

5. Party B drinks 5 bottles of water every day and can only pee after 3 days. If he urinates in the middle, he drinks it himself

6. Party B must insert 10 chopsticks into his butt every day and put an egg in his vagina. Kneel on the washboard for 5 hours.

7. When you see Party A, you must kneel down and say hello (no matter where you are). Call yourself "Slave" and other titles, and call Party A with titles such as "King"

"Take off your clothes and pants, including your bra and underwear."

"I...won't take them off" "Do you want me to take them off for you myself? Hurry"

Keli was forced to take off her clothes for fear of being beaten.

"Start the spanking now. No shouting, no begging for mercy, no blocking with your hands, otherwise I will give you an additional 1,000 spanks, is it clear?"

"Bitch understands"

Papa, banga, paa... "Don't hit me, you bitch, you have realized your mistake." Chen refused to listen and got aggravated again...

Locke tied Keli to a "big" On the wooden board, you can clearly see Keli's vagina. .

"Drink all the water (5 bottles), and then do an enema (three liters). If you are not allowed to pee during the vaginal injection, you can suck it yourself

You will also need to apply vaginal injection. 500 times.”

“Yes, bitch, I understand”

Pop-pap-pap-pap… Keli suddenly peed. Locke said angrily, "Don't you want to live anymore? How dare you urinate without my consent? I'll beat you to death if I don't."

Papapapa. Pa pa… the sound of the beating is loud

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuse on me.”

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Okay? "

"But you can't go in, you can only pull it outside. You must stop when I say, otherwise you will be dead."

"Thank you Master" and kowtowed "Stop" Keli pulled it for a moment and was stopped. . Keli reluctantly clamped it.

…………………………

Evening. Locke left Kelly on the balcony. Put 10 chopsticks in your butt, put an egg in your vagina, and put it on the washboard. (Nude)

“You can’t get up without my permission. Let others see your bitch.

"

"Yes. Thank you Master for your grace."

4 hours later. "Seeing that you are doing so well, please get up first. "

"No. . Master, please let the slave continue to kneel." "Since you want to kneel so much, just continue to kneel for three hours." Keli collapsed. She didn't know why she said this. Chi had no choice but to continue kneeling. .

……………………The next day

Locke found Keli asleep on the ground and held Keli’s hair, “Who told you to sleep? , raise your butt high. "

Keli had to pretend to sleep, thinking that Locke would not hit her back, but she was wrong. This made it even more painful... Keli was punished by Locke to write a self-reflection. She got a C press The truth should be broken. .

…………………… In this way, Keli spent two months in pain and Locke spent two months in pain.

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