Humorous bedtime stories 10

Children's bedtime stories are widely circulated, which is in line with children's curious, active and imaginative nature and has great appeal to children. The following are my carefully collected 10 humorous bedtime stories. Let me share them with you and enjoy them.

Humorous bedtime stories 1

Xiao Qingwa mysteriously said to everyone: "These days, by the stream in the mountains, babies are often heard crying."

"Will this happen?" Rabbits, pigs and monkeys were all taken aback.

Everyone decided to organize an expedition to save the poor baby.

Everyone walked along the mountain road for a while and came to the stream. Looking and looking, there are red flowers, green grass and beautiful stones by the stream, but there are no babies.

The sun has set, and some friends are still looking for it carefully.

"Hua, hua ..."

Suddenly, there was a sound in the stream. A big black man climbed out of a cave by the stream! He has a broad flat head, small eyes, chubby body and small pimples.

"This is a black monster!"

"He must have eaten the child!" The little pig barked and bravely rushed up. Everyone rushed up, and too many cooks quietly put him in the bag.

Carrying a sack home, I am exhausted.

They put the black monster in the house and began to interrogate him. But he said nothing.

The little monkey said angrily, "Hum, starve him for a few days first."

A few days later, they came to see the black monster again. The black monster is fine. It seems that he is not afraid of hunger at all.

what can I do? They look up books together. The book says that this black guy is called giant salamander, because his cry is like a baby's cry, so everyone calls him giant salamander.

I see!

"We thought it was the giant salamander that ate the baby! I am so sorry! " The little frog said shyly to the giant salamander.

"Yes, yes, if I had studied earlier, this would not have happened." Everyone kept apologizing to the giant salamander who accompanied the ceremony.

The giant salamander's anger finally subsided. He screamed, "Never mind."

"You must be hungry?" Little rabbit took out his favorite big radish.

"I haven't eaten for more than ten days, and there is no problem at all. And I like to eat shrimp or something, not this vegetarian food. " Giant salamander said. Giant salamander also tells everyone that it is a little afraid of cold and even hibernates in winter!

Xiao Qingwa said happily, "Great, I will hibernate in winter, too. I must put the cot next to you! "

Humorous bedtime stories II

Childhood is a golden world, and it is also a good place for birds and flowers. If you ask me, it's still a magical world full of fantasies.

One morning in 2030, I took a new flying car to work in the "Excellent Writers Association". Robot Jenny says hello to me: "Hello, President!" " I smiled and said, "Well, let's talk about any plans today."

We took the "flying ladder" to the president's room on the 180 floor. I sit at my desk. Jenny said, "President, today you have an idea to write a fictional book!" " "I look sad:" there are so many things, well, you go first! " "

I think: that topic is called "Reading to Old Age"!

There is a little girl named Shanshan. She loves reading, and her family is rich, so there are many books at home.

At the age of 20, she wanted to take an examination of writers, but because of her inexperience, she failed in the previous examination three times, so she forgot to sleep and study.

The blink of an eye is 10, and Shanshan is preparing for the 1 1 exam. Her parents said to Shanshan, "Forget it, you have worked hard!" " "But Shanshan is optimistic:" Nothing, I will definitely be admitted! "Don't you believe me?" My parents were speechless when asked, so I had to let Shanshan continue the exam.

Finally Shanshan succeeded. She said: "I must read and write books until I am old!" " "

After another 30 years, our beloved old man passed away, and her 1 1 manuscript was sent to the exhibition. Many years later, people can still see the old man's eternal youthful brilliance.

A few days later, my book received a strong response, and I was extremely happy!

If so, how wonderful it would be!

Humorous bedtime stories 3

Fat pig often dozes off in class recently. Even walking will hit the telephone pole! Bang!

"I want to sleep, but why can't I sleep at night?" Fat pig scratched his head.

"Don't ... have you met a bad elf who doesn't sleep?" The happy wolf said mysteriously, "I haven't been able to sleep for several days."

"ah! What should I do? " The fat pig froze.

"Why don't I go to your house tonight!" Happy wolf said.

In the evening, after the clock struck eight, the fat pig and the happy wolf were lying in bed. However, it didn't take long ...

"Oh, it suddenly occurred to me that there are cupcakes in the kitchen." Fat pig wants to get up "Don't be eaten by rats."

"I don't think the mouse wants to eat, but you want to eat!" Happy wolf said. "If you eat too much, you can't sleep."

After a while, Happy Wolf seems to hear something: "Shh, listen!" " "It comes from the window.

The happy wolf jumped up and ran to the window. Although the fat pig was afraid, he followed.

They flung open the window and looked out. Oh, it was Grandpa Owl who caught a big mouse stealing food!

Happy Wolf and Fat You Zhu go back to bed. Before long, Fat You Zhu couldn't lie still: "Oh, it's still early, let's play some games!" " "

He was just about to get up when Happy Wolf said, "No, keep quiet. Otherwise I can't sleep. "

"Happy Wolf, do you think the bad elves will come again?" The fat pig said with some fear.

"I remember, clearly said that bad elves are most afraid of numbers! Let's count! " The happy wolf whispered.

So, Happy Wolf and Fat Pig silently counted: "One pig, two pigs, three pigs ..."

I don't know how long it took, but the fat pig counted and counted until his eyes were almost open. "I'm so sleepy! The fat pig began to snore after saying that.

The wolf also thinks that the ceiling is getting blurred. He yawned and said, "I want to sleep, too. The evil spirits won't come tonight! " "

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Children, do you know why the fat pig can't sleep? Because it thinks too much and refuses to sleep peacefully, it will become more and more energetic. Children, we should have a good sleep so that we can grow up healthily.

Humorous bedtime stories 4

Mother rabbit bought a bunch of colorful balloons for little rabbit, and little rabbit held them happily.

Unexpectedly, the balloon flew and took the rabbit to the sky. Little Nutbrown hare was anxious: "Mom, help me!" " Mother rabbit hurried to the balloon, but the balloon was too high for her to reach.

The little monkey saw it and climbed up the tree, trying to save the little rabbit, but he couldn't reach it.

Later, a clever bird pecked the balloon with its sharp mouth, and the rabbit came down slowly. The rabbit was finally saved.

Humorous bedtime stories 5

After a heavy rain, the beautiful rainbow girl smiled in the sky. It looks at itself, how charming the colorful skirt is!

Rainbow intends to show its beauty, so it comes to the grass, takes a contemptuous look at the grass and proudly says, "Ugly grass, let's see who is beautiful."

The grass swayed its soft, green body and said modestly, "How can I compare with you?" ? You have a colorful skirt, and I only have this green skirt. Ah, by the way, a big banyan tree in front of us is said to have a history of hundreds of years and has made great contributions to people. You go and compete with it! "Rainbow thought for a moment and said," You really don't deserve to compare with me, so I'll compare with it! " "

Rainbow proudly came to the big banyan tree. Seeing that it turned out to be an old man, he said strangely, "Old man, let's see who is beautiful, shall we?"

"Alas, it turned out to be a rainbow girl!" The old banyan tree said politely, "How can I compete with you?" You see, everything is getting old. The sunflower in front is very good. It contributes many fruits to people every year. You'd better compete with it! "Then, Rainbow came to Sunflower with more pride and said proudly," Little Wild Flower, do you dare to compete with me for beauty? Sunflower smiled and said, "I am not as beautiful as you at all." My contribution is also a share of Grandpa Sun. You'd better compare with its technology. "

Rainbow was very proud when he heard the sunflower's words. He came to the sun with his head held high and said to the sun, "Hey, fireball, let's see who is beautiful, shall we?"

Grandpa Sun smiled and said, "I don't want to argue with you. However, I have to tell you that beauty exists in the depths of the soul, in action, not in appearance. Only by silently contributing to mankind like grass, big banyan trees and sunflowers is the real beauty! "

After listening to this, the rainbow blushed and was ashamed. It quietly hid in the gap of the clouds and disappeared. ...

Humorous bedtime stories 6

Hard-working rabbits like to eat radishes. He planted a radish by the roadside.

Under the careful care of rabbits, radish seeds germinate rapidly and grow into green radish seedlings. At this time, the elephant bought a bulldozer from the city. The road was so narrow that he had to run across the radish field of the little white rabbit. "White rabbit, I'm very sorry!" "The elephant said sorry." It's okay. You drive there. "Said the little white rabbit. The bulldozer passed by and the radish field was leveled.

The white rabbit found another piece of land and planted radish seeds. Under the careful care of the white rabbit, the seeds germinate and grow quickly.

Above the radish field is the Momo forest of the little monkey. The little monkey attracted canal water to water the peach trees. The water was so full that it leaked out and washed away the radish of the little white rabbit. "I'm sorry Sorry! " The little monkey apologized. "Nothing, I will replant!" Said the little white rabbit.

The white rabbit found another piece of land and planted radish seeds. Soon, the seeds germinated again and grew into green radish seedlings.

Next to the radish field is a wasteland. Little bear wants to grow peanuts. When he sprayed the herbicide, there was a wind, and the wind blew the medicine on the radish seedlings of the little white rabbit, and all the radish seedlings died. "I'm so sorry!" Bear is embarrassed. "Nothing, this season is over, I will plant it next year!" Said the little white rabbit.

It's autumn, and it's time to harvest radishes. White rabbits don't accept radishes. He painted at home and drew a lot of radishes.

At this time, the elephant came with two baskets of radishes: "Little white rabbit, I will push the soil for the little gray rabbit. He will give me two baskets of radishes and I will give them to you."

The little monkey came with a basket of radishes: "My grandmother gave me a basket of radishes, and I will give it to you."

Bear came with a basket of radishes: "My good friend gave me a basket of radishes, and I will give it to you." "Thank you! Thank you! " The rabbit's room is full of radishes. "No, we want to thank you more!" Elephant, monkey and bear say together.

Son, why did the three of them say they want to thank the white rabbit?

Humorous bedtime stories 7

Larks and brown bears are good friends. Larks are singing in the branches, and brown bears are sleeping in the tree holes below.

When winter comes, larks will fly to the warm south, and brown bears will sleep in tree holes. They agreed to meet again next spring.

The next spring, when the lark flew back, he saw that the tree was gone and the brown bear was sitting on the stump crying.

The lark asked, "Brown Bear, where is our big tree?"

"The big tree was sawed off by the woodcutter!" Brown bear said sadly.

"Don't be sad, as long as the roots are still there, the trees will sprout new buds." Said the lark.

The lark and the brown bear searched and searched, and sure enough, they found a small bud on the edge of the stump.

Where can larks play without big trees? Brown bear winked and stood on the stump, dressed as a proud tree. Larks fly to bear trees and sing happy songs. The lark sang and the brown bear laughed and danced with the song.

"You are really an interesting tree!" The lark praised the brown bear.

The lark invited other birds and squirrels to give a concert in the bear tree. Brown bear runs on the hillside with a smile. Birds fly around the brown bear and squirrels jump with the brown bear. Very lively.

Bud grew up in laughter and singing, and soon grew into a small sapling.

When winter comes again, larks will fly to the warm south for the winter, and brown bears will sleep in tree holes again. They agreed to meet again the next spring.

The next spring, when the lark flew back, he saw the brown bear standing by a tall and straight tree and waved and said, "Welcome! Welcome! "

Larks can sing in the trees again. But sometimes, the lark will fly over the brown bear for a while, because it likes this dancing "bear tree" very much.

Humorous bedtime stories 8

Once upon a time, there was an elephant. It thought it was an animal in the world. So, he hung a flag in front of his house, which read "Animals of the World".

At this moment, a monkey came running and said, "Elephant, you are not an animal in the world. The blue whale is hundreds of times bigger than you. "

The elephant said, "Oh? Really? I don't believe it, take me to see it! "

So the monkey took the elephant to the seaside. They finally climbed an island. The elephant said, "Where is the blue whale?" There is no such thing as a blue whale! "Just as the elephant was talking, the island under his feet moved. Oh, no, the elephant stepped empty and fell into the sea. The monkey shouted desperately, "Help! Help! The elephant fell into the water! "They didn't step on an island, but on the back of a blue whale!

The blue whale slowly dragged the elephant and monkey ashore. The blue whale said, "Hehe, elephant, I just heard what you said. You say there is no blue whale in the world, then I am a blue whale! " "The elephant blushed. The blue whale said, "I forgot to mention that my body is as big as seven houses." "

The elephant said, "You are different from me. I am a mammal, you are not a mammal! " "

The monkey said, "You are wrong. Elephants and blue whales are mammals like us. " The elephant blushed.

The elephant returned home embarrassed and lowered its flag.

Since then, elephants are no longer proud!

Humorous bedtime stories 9

On a moonlit night, the little mole went out for a walk with a linen and lace skirt up. The moonlight shines on her, and the skirt looks like a layer of silver light, which is beautiful.

When the hedgehog saw her, he blinked and said, "Your skirt is really ugly!" " "

"I ..." She blushed, and she really wanted to go home.

"Jump off the bridge, don't listen to him, your skirt is beautiful." Little rabbit came up gently and praised it.

"Obviously ugly!"

"You are jealous. I don't know how beautiful that dress is! " The rabbit hit the hedgehog on the head.

"Hum, ignore you." The little hedgehog felt bored, huddled up and rolled into the grass.

After a while, the rabbit and the jumping bridge danced on the grass, jumping around the bridge, and the skirt swayed with the wind, just like a flower.

Hearing bursts of laughter, the hedgehog couldn't help sticking his head out. He wants to play with them-

"Can you dance with me?" Here comes the hedgehog.

"I don't want you." Said the little rabbit at once.

"Take him to jump." Ciociola tugged at the rabbit's sleeve, and the rabbit reluctantly agreed.

The little hedgehog joined their team and jumped with joy.

After a while, Jojo will go home. The little hedgehog came over and whispered, "Skip, I'm sorry. I shouldn't envy you. "

"It doesn't matter." Jumped off the bridge and laughed. She has forgiven hedgehog.

Hedgehog is determined to get rid of the bad habit of jealousy.

At this moment, Jumping Bridge was thinking: I want to make a linen trench coat for hedgehogs and rabbits. When they wear it, they will look beautiful.

Humorous bedtime stories 10

In the animal world, the rabbit family is not very rich, but it has a big hillside, and the fox family is indeed a nobleman. They live in close proximity and are a pair of neighbors.

One day, Fox's father bought a scooter for Fox. Fox is very happy. He rides a motorcycle everywhere. As it happens, the little rabbit is staring blankly on the hillside in front of the door. When he saw Fox's scooter, he was very envious. He went up to Fox and asked, "Your scooter looks interesting. Can you lend it to me? " Fox was so happy when he heard what Bunny said that he was about to lend it to Bunny. Suddenly, his eyes rolled. He thought that if I didn't lend it to Bunny, more people would envy me, and that feeling would be better. Well, I won't lend it to you to play.

So, it said to the little rabbit, "no, I haven't had enough fun myself!" " "The little rabbit had to leave in frustration.

Many days passed, and the rabbit planted many beautiful flowers on the hillside, which attracted a large group of butterflies and danced very beautifully.

At this time, the little fox came over and asked the little rabbit in an envious tone, "Can you send me many flowers?"

Little Nutbrown hare readily agreed. He chose some of the most beautiful flowers for the little fox. Fox didn't expect Bunny to send him flowers instead of lending him a scooter. This is extremely shameful.

The fox's face turned red. He lowered his head and said to the rabbit, "I really shouldn't stop lending you my scooter, but you didn't care and gave me the most beautiful flowers." I really don't know how to thank you. " He lowered his head even lower.

The rabbit took the fox's hand and said, "Never mind, forget our previous unhappiness, we are still good friends."

The fox heard the rabbit's words, and his eyes filled with tears, and he hugged the rabbit tightly.

From then on, Little Rabbit and Little Fox became inseparable friends, and had a wonderful day, and nothing unpleasant happened between them.

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