Lines from the script of Shen Teng’s My Road skit

The lines in the script are as follows:

Shen Teng: Dad! dad!

Alan: Let me tell you! Come back to me quickly! The art school exams are about to start, and I don’t have time to talk nonsense with you here!

Shen Teng: I won’t go back. I have already paid the registration fee. Why don't you let me take the exam?

Alan: Because I am your father! I know you, you are not suitable to be an actor!

Shen Teng: Why am I not suitable to be an actor? I was born to be an actor. My height and my appearance are nothing like yours.

Allen: Yes, yes, I won’t be stubborn with you on this point. The key is, then why do you want to be an actor?

Shen Teng: Money comes quickly. Easy to grasp. You don’t have to do anything, just stand there and wink.

Allen: You are also opportunistic! So ambitious! Don't think so, let me tell you, it's our gatekeeper, Uncle Wang. It’s your idea, you think you have a good image, so you think you can become an actor. It’s been more than 30 years since you graduated, and you’re still looking after the door. Let me tell you, my wife, my children, and my wife all ran away, and I didn’t get to continue any of my dramas. Do you think it's miserable or not?

Alan: That’s true. Why. Oh, you got up so early today, Uncle Wang.

Wu Xiubo: Hello, teacher.

Shen Teng: She looks pretty good.

Wu Xiubo: Come on, kid.

Shen Teng: I'm sorry, teacher, I'm late.

Allen: OK, let’s get started.

Shen Yuanhan: Okay, my dears, come on. Show me your prepared form.

(He Zijun dances...)

Shen Yuanhan: Don’t be too embarrassed to know. Come, show me the form you prepared.

(He Zijun dances...)

Shen Yuanhan: Yes, this is great. What's your name, baby?

He Zijun: He Zijun is from Wuhan.

Shen Yuanhan: Okay, let’s move on.

(He Zijun dances...)

Jin Chunhua: Hello, teacher, my name is Jin Chunhua, from Heilongjiang. Sun Yina: Hello teachers, I am Sun Yina, a candidate from Xishuangbanna. I am from the Dai ethnic group.

Physique teacher: OK, let’s start.

(Sun Yina danced and finally poured water on the teacher)

Line teacher: Pfft~~~

Physical teacher: What does this mean?

Sun Yina: The name of my dance is Water Splashing Festival.

Physique teacher: Go home and throw it away.

Sun Yina: The custom over there is that if you pour water on someone else, that person will have good luck. (Spill the remaining water)

So I wish all teachers good health and all the best.

Physique teacher: Please go down. Come on, next one, come on.

Director Shen: Okay, stop, stop, stop.

Jin Chunhua: Teacher, I can’t breathe

Physique teacher: Go down and breathe, go down and breathe. Come on, next one.

Shen Teng: Hello teachers, I made up my own dance piece. My father has a fever.

Physical teacher; what kind of dance is this?

Shen Teng: Modern.

Physique teacher: Yeah! ?

Shen Teng: Postmodern.

Physique teacher: What?

Shen Teng: Postmodern City~~~China World Trade Center Phase 3 Dance (affirmative tone).

Physical teacher: I don’t understand, let’s start.

(Shen Teng ran around the teacher and danced)

Shen Teng; finally arrived home. (Keeping looking for the key)

Director Shen: Ahem, doesn’t your dad have a fever? If you leave ink on the door again, your dad will be on fire.

Shen Teng; Dad (surprised)! My son is unfilial, leaving you alone with a fever.

Shen Teng: There are two big jumps here, teacher.

Shen Teng: Thermometer.

Shen Teng: Come on, come on, here is a basin. Dad, dad, dad. (Shouting and splashing)

Director Shen: Stop, stop, stop.

Shen Teng: There are still two turns.

Director Shen: Is your dad on fire? Get down!

Physique teacher: Director Shen, this kid can dance very well. He, he is so full of life. He just said he was going to dance the third phase of China World Trade Center, and I thought he was going to dance the construction team dance. He, he turned me off. This kid is pretty good. Maybe his dad is really dead. (Sobbing)

Director Shen: Get out of here. Next item.

Vocal teacher: Well, hello, classmates, welcome, apply...

Director Shen: Hey, hey, Mr. Wu, you are the line teacher, pay attention to the position of your voice, To be remanded.

Vocal music teacher (voice change): Hello, director, hello, fellow students, welcome. I am applying for the School of Management and Performance at Shancai University of Finance and Economics (voice is hoarse). Ahem, the pressure is a bit low.

Line teacher: Let’s start the line test now, first place.

He Zhijun: Teacher, this joke is based on my own experience. Oh, my name is He Zijun. I am eighteen years old and have rhinitis, which has troubled me for twenty years. It is because of this that my parents After leaving me, during the low period of my life, I slept on the side of the road, in the underground passage, in the train station, and in the bed of the concierge king. But even so, I never gave up.

Line teacher: Okay, stop. That student, please get treatment as soon as possible after the exam, okay? Next one.

Sun Yina: Poetry recitation, Water Splashing Festival.

All teachers: Stop, stop, stop.

Director Shen: Full, full, full, already.

Line teacher: We don’t need it during the Water Splashing Festival. Well, that teacher’s clothes haven’t dried yet. Next one.

Shen Teng (to Sun Yina): Even splashing water will not work. Extended information

① Shen Teng, born on October 23, 1979 in Qiqihar City, Heilongjiang Province, is a film and television director and actor in Mainland China, and a contract artist for the Happy Twist stage drama. Graduated from the Theater Performance Department of the People's Liberation Army Art Institute.

② On November 3, 2015, Shen Teng successfully proposed to Wang Qi in Chengdu, ending a 12-year love affair.

On March 17, 2016, Shen Teng and Wang Qi ended their 12-year love affair and officially obtained their marriage certificate in Qiqihar.

On September 1, 2016, Shen Teng and Wang Qi held their wedding in Chiang Mai, Thailand.