Tell me a joke! Vivid kind of super funny! hey

People from four countries traveled by plane, and the plane suddenly overloaded. The pilot said: our plane is overweight now, and we have to jump off a person. "

The Americans shouted "Long live the United States of America" and jumped off the plane.

The driver said, it's still too heavy, and I have to jump another one.

The British people shouted "Long live the Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" and then jumped off the plane.

At this time, the driver said that it was still heavy and he had to jump again.

When the China people came out, the Japanese held the hand of the China people affectionately and said, "I will never forget the kindness of the people of China!" "

At this time, the people of China shouted: "Long live the people and country of China!" Then he kicked the Japanese down.

The next day, people from four countries traveled abroad by plane. Unexpectedly, the plane broke down. Americans say there are three parachutes here, and one of us must jump off the plane. The American said, "I'll give you a question, and whoever can't answer it will jump."

All three people agreed.

Americans ask China people, "How many suns are there in the sky?"

China people: "One."

The American asked the Englishman, "How many moons are there in the sky?"

Englishman: "One."

The American asked the Japanese, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Japanese: "…" The Americans kicked him down.

On the third day, they traveled by plane again, and the plane broke down again. The American said, "There are only three parachutes here. Someone must get off the plane. As usual, it is still my problem. " Americans ask China people, "A few years ago, a huge passenger ship was wrecked. What's its name? "

China people: "Titanic."

The American asked the British, "How many people died in that accident?"

Britain: "1503 people."

The American asked the Japanese again, "What's the name of the person 1503?"

Japan: "..."

America kicked the Japanese and got off the plane.

The fourth day, the four of them went on a trip again, and the plane broke down again. At this moment, the Americans came. Before I could speak, Japan let out a cry: "Forget it, you don't have to kick me, I'll jump myself." After that, he jumped off the plane. The American shouted at the door, "Shit, you are sick. There are five parachutes on the plane today! " "