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I wish you Pepsi. What do you mean?

Question 1: Why is "I wish you Pepsi" a blessing? I wish you Pepsi.

Wish: Blessing.

You: That's you.

Pepsi: knowledgeable person, describe everything, everything.

Can: yes.

Le: Happy.

The whole sentence is to wish you all the best, so it is a blessing.

Coca-Cola wouldn't feel this way.

Question 2: I wish you how Pepsi responded to his "I miss him very much"

Then you earned 90 points.

Question 3: What does the running man in Deng Chao mean by wishing Luhan Pepsi? Because Deng Chao speaks for Pepsi, this is an advertisement. Didn't Tuniu insert an advertisement in Jimmy Lin?

Question 4: When I bought Pepsi, two girls from the previous company bought Pepsi like me. Why did one of them smile at me for five minutes? I wrote this script temporarily because I was going to perform a drama, which was quite funny. Send it as a joke for everyone to see!

Actor: Narrator (): Just stand by and dance and explain the script, or explain it backstage.

Prince (): Handsome and gentle. This role should always be affectionate and devoted.

Cinderella/Cinderella (): Beautiful, kind and gentle, hardworking. Pure, natural, slightly sad temperament.

Stepmother (): cunning, vain, pretentious, greedy, cold, and regards Cinderella as a thorn in the side.

Helen/Big Sister (): She is as ugly as her heart, uncivilized and intelligent, but arrogant.

Jenny/Second Sister (): Bitter.

Old Immortal (): Old urchin.

Diplomat (): a loyal veteran.

Soldier A (): Follow the prince.

Soldier B (): Follow the prince.

Logistics:

Appropriate requirements:

Clothing: princess skirt, prince skirt, clothes of stepmother and sister, fairy skirt; Headscarf, rag.

Shoes: A pair of high heels.

Others: clothes basket, rag, alarm clock (the sound of knocking on the wall clock), mirror, story set.

(Note: Yellow shading is the singing part, which can be deleted or kept. )

The first field

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a Cinderella. She was born in a happy family, but since her mother died, her father married a stepmother and gave birth to two daughters. Cinderella was mopping the floor that day, and she thought of her own mother again. hey

Owning is always short-lived, and losing is eternal. (Don't be too wordy in narration)

Cinderella came to the stage and sang with a mop in an exaggerated way: Only a mother is good in the world, and a child without a mother is like a grass, alas,

The stepmother came to the stage, stamped her feet hard and shouted, Cinderella! Don't you want to go out to play? I told you to sweep the floor, you mopped the floor, I told you to clean the windows, and you washed the toilet!

The eldest sister followed on the stage, walking and saying, yes, yes, the dead girl has become more and more courageous recently. I saw her brush the toilet with your toothbrush yesterday.

"What? I will kill you! " Stepmother rushed at Cinderella; .

My sister held back her laughter and pulled her stepmother.

The second sister came to the stage, covering her mouth and laughing: "Not only that, I also saw her wiping the floor with the towel of the elder sister!" " "

"what!" The elder sister was obviously frightened by this sudden accident and unconsciously let go of her stepmother's hand. The eldest sister suddenly let go, so that the stepmother had no time to react and fell directly to the ground.

Just when the elder sister was at a loss, there was a knock at the door;

Ah! ? I went to open the door, and the elder sister hurried down.

(Elder sister steps down, two soldiers)

"I, I, I didn't mean to." Cinderella held up a broom as a defense.

Second sister continued to tease: So you did it on purpose?

"I, I, I didn't mean that." Cinderella hurriedly explained:

(Soldiers on stage)

Soldier B: "We are pests, we are pests ..."

Soldier A: "Shut up and stop singing. We are pests. We are pests."

Soldier A walked to the center of the stage and said, "The king has ordered beautiful women from all over the country to attend the dance in the palace on the eighth day of September. At that time, the prince will come to the venue to choose a bride. "

(Old Fairy Appears)

The old fairy suddenly appeared and said, "Alas, it is not easy to make a living these days!" "

Everyone was surprised and stared at the old fairy. After a while, they came to their senses. Stepmother quickly lowered her voice and said, "Why did you run up here? It's not your turn to play yet Go on, go on ... "

The old fairy waved her hand and said, "I'm sorry, I'm old and my legs and feet are not flexible." Come out for a walk. Continue. "

(The old fairy leaves)

Everyone watched the old fairy leave, and Jiabing said, "We want to make a copy. Let's go first. "

(The soldier hands the invitation to his stepmother)

(Big sister comes on stage)

The elder sister rushed to grab the invitation, read it twice, folded her hands and said, "Wow! You did a good job. My prince finally came to me. " I made the first wish 10 1. One day happiness will always listen to me, regardless of time and cost. Youth is my chip. I will be the bride of the prince.

When my sister grabs the invitation, the soldier leaves. )

Second sister: "You? Look at you, you have thick hands and short thighs. I am the bride of the prince. " (Hands folded)

Elder sister: "Are you a prince and a bride? Forget it! "

Second sister: "What, are you jealous?"

Elder sister (gnashing her teeth): You ...

Stepmother: "Daughters! ~~~ "

Love each other: because we are a family, a family that loves each other; "Family comes first, no matter who is new ... >>

Question 5: Is there a difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi? Coca-Cola has a low sugar content, which is suitable for middle-aged and elderly people, while Pepsi has a high sugar content, which is suitable for young people and can be drunk by themselves. The phosphoric acid content of Pepsi-Cola is a little better than that of others, and it feels a little "hard" on the taste. Pepsi is a little sweeter! Coca-Cola's positioning is * * *, dynamic and always accompanied. Pepsi's positioning is the synchronization of youth, fashion and times. The same young people, one is fashion, the other is * * *, but there are * * * in fashion and * * * in fashion. There are differences in brand concepts. Advertising: Pepsi advertises for entertainment stars and Delicious advertises for sports stars.

Question 6: What happens when Pepsi drinks too much? Drinking coke in moderation has little effect on the body, and drinking too much for a long time is not good for the body. First, drinking too much is bad for the stomach. Carbon dioxide in cola neutralizes gastric acid, which increases the PH value of gastric acid (the PH value of gastric acid is generally between 2 and 3), which is easy to cause indigestion. We are used to drinking coke while eating, but this is actually very bad for our stomach. Second, drinking cola is bound to burp, which will inevitably take away the carbon dioxide in the body. Therefore, drinking coke in moderation can achieve the purpose of relieving summer heat, and drinking too much is easy to lower the body temperature to normal level. Drinking a lot of coke for a long time will make our skin black. The caramel color in cola (which is also the reason why cola turns black) is easy to precipitate in the body, which will increase melanin in the skin and make the skin black. In fact, drinking coke in moderation is not too harmful. You don't have to deliberately stop drinking coke because it has something bad. Coke contains caffeine, and moderate drinking will not lead to high mood. Therefore, I suggest-if you really love coke, listen to it two or three times a week.

Question 7: On your birthday, I wish you all the best in Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month and Gao Legao every year. Congratulations ... I borrowed some famous brands.

Question 8: The New Year is coming: I wish you Pepsi, Fanta and Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month and Gao Legao every year. Your mood is like Sprite, always bright and open ... Thank you, my blessing has been received! Bring it, too!