What are the jokes about KFC?

Me: Welcome to KFC. what can I do for you?

Customer: Can you tell me how to get to the nearby McDonald's?

Attendant: "Welcome."

Customer: "Give me a medium coke and a spicy chicken leg burger that is not spicy."

Attendant: …… (Finally, I brought her a coke and a crispy chicken leg burger, damn it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with people with xxx spirit)

One day, another Obasan woman came in: "Handsome guy! Give me a catty of chicken wings. "

I certainly don't want to deprive her of the pleasure of shopping by the pound, but I must give an answer.

So I said solemnly, "Oh! Sorry, the scale here is broken! "