Meditation Zen joke

If there is no separation in the heart, it is true asceticism. Meditation Zen jokes are for you. If you like them, collect them.

Jokes about meditation 1. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

The Zen master pointed to a black spot on the whiteboard and asked his apprentice, What is this? All the disciples spoke in unison: a black spot. The Zen master smiled: Just a black spot? Didn't you see such a big whiteboard?

Si Tong: Should I find someone I love or someone who loves me as my wife? Buddha: Is it the person you love, or the person who loves you, who can make you feel that your life is full and make you stand up and go forward bravely?

5. Constantly refusing to compromise, dissatisfied with the status quo, giving up this one, the next one may be worse, too much desire will often make you lose your immediate happiness, and sometimes you have to learn to accommodate.

6. Buddha: What is the most precious thing in the world? Disciple: Lost but not gained. The Buddha is speechless. A few years later, great changes have taken place. The Buddha asked again and replied: the most precious thing in the world is to have it!

7. You should always accept your fate, because you are human.

8. Persistence today will cause regret tomorrow.

9. Having a rest, the Zen master broke the teacher's cup. He asked the teacher: Why do people have to die? The teacher replied: Everything in the world is born and dies. Take a break and say: Your teacup is dead!

10. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

1 1. It takes a little effort to practice.

12. The fox hid in the temple, was caught by the monk and lit his tail. The fox ran to the Buddhist sutra pavilion and set fire to the book. Zen master: Dealing with things irrationally will bring great disaster.

13. Dr. Lu Gen asked Nanquan Zen master: There is a stone at home. When I sit down and lie down, I want to be a Buddha. Is it possible? The Zen master replied: Yes. A stone is a Buddha, and a Buddha is a stone, which is nothing more than my whole heart.

14. The Zen master sprinkled salt into the cup, and the water was bitter. Sprinkle more salt into the lake, and the lake is still pure and sweet. Yue: Pain is salt, and the container determines the salt. Do you want to be a glass of water or a lake?

15. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

16. Health is the greatest wealth in life. If one figures this out, then any thoughts of fame and wealth and extravagant desires can be swept away.

17. Zen poetry-"Walking to see the flowing water and sitting to see the clouds": nothing to comment on when you are free, a column of incense will reward you. Get up with tea and hunger, you can watch running water and sit and watch clouds. -I lost my desire.

18. Money is not happiness, but a clear conscience is the safest. Before criticizing others, think about whether you are perfect. Use love to dispel doubts; If there is love in the heart, there will be no doubt.

19. The weather should be broad, not wild; Be careful, not trivial; Interest should be dull, not dry; Behavior should be strict, not fierce.

20. Ask Master Dazhu: How big is it? A: There are no boundaries. Ask again: How small is it? A: I can't see it. Q: Boundless, too small to see. Where is it? The Zen master asked: Where is it?

2 1. The convertible flew by, and several passengers were thrown out at a sharp turn, lying on the ground cursing. Poplar: Most of them stayed because they didn't gain a firm foothold. Zen master: Most disasters are self-inflicted.

22.？ Taishan does not let the soil, so it can become high; The sea won't choose a trickle, so it can become very deep. ? Only tolerance and generosity can make bodhi solemn; Only tolerance and generosity can achieve everything.

There is a beautiful flower in the garden. The fire monk transplanted it into a flowerpot and put it in the room. Unexpectedly, a few days later, the flower died. Zen master: Some things are lost because you want them.

24. A person pretends to be lofty and doesn't like the world. He complained to the Zen master. Zen master: You know what? Clear water without fish? Really? Meiyu still has hidden flaws! Generosity and tolerance is a great weapon, so is a gentleman.

25. The waves are huge, and boat people are not afraid, but foreigners are very afraid; During the dinner, some people scolded, but people didn't care, but outsiders were dumbfounded. Therefore, a gentleman is trapped in the market and his heart should be detached.

Appreciation 1. Tie the stake of the boat to the boat: ha! How's it going? You lost your freedom. Ship: You lost your freedom, too. Zen master: People who are bent on tying others are tied themselves.

You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.

If there is no separation in the heart, it is the real asceticism.

4. Rest Day Zen Master: Life is only three days, living in yesterday's confusion, living in tomorrow's waiting, and only living today is the most practical. Today is every minute. Do it well, and life will be wonderful.

I like to pick spring scenery from the branches, but I don't know that spring scenery is in the basket. Interpretation of True Records: I like to appreciate the beautiful spring scenery on the branches. In fact, the spring scenery is on the tea in the basket. Self-mind is Buddha, no need to ask for it.

6. Having money is bitter, and having no money is also bitter; Leisure is bitter, and busy is bitter. Who doesn't suffer in the world? The more I can't stand it, the more I will feel pain. Why not exercise?

7. Learning Buddhism is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see.

8. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

9. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

10. The deer near the Zen Temple was sick, so many companions visited and ate all the grass nearby. After the deer got sick, it starved to death because it couldn't find grass. Zen master: It's harmful to make too many fair-weather friends.

1 1. The first concept of learning Buddhism is never to look at the faults of all beings. When you see the faults of all beings, you will always pollute yourself, and it is impossible for you to practice.

12. Where the path is narrow, leave a step with pedestrians; If the taste is strong, subtract three points for people to taste. This is a very comfortable way to integrate into the world.

13. The Zen master told a story: the horse refused to share the burden of the donkey. When the donkey is exhausted, the horse bears all the burden of the donkey, a donkey skin. Zen master: Ma refused to share, and finally put up with a lot.

14. The stone living on the hillside envied the bustling avenue below, so it rolled down on its own, only to be trampled and defiled. Zen master: contentment is always happy. Don't look at other mountains.

15. Bai Song: I have a good texture. I can do roofing and shipbuilding. What about you? Thorn: I'm afraid you'd rather be a thorn at the thought of cutting your axe. Zen master's comment: Ordinary life, no pain.

16.？ There are flowers in spring, moons in autumn, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. If you don't mind your own business, this is a good time on earth. ? This is the work of Wumen Huikai in Song Dynasty. What does this mean? Normal mind is the right way? .

17. You should always thank all beings who have given you adversity.

18. The so-called optimistic life is by no means pessimistic, but positive and optimistic; Not see through, but see through; Not doing nothing, but doing it in time.

19. Buddha said: How many rooms are there in life? Monk: A few days later. The Buddha asked another monk and replied: dining room. The Buddha asked another monk, and the monk replied: Life is in the breath. Buddha: OK, this is life.

20. If you shake a bowl of turbid water, it will always be turbid. If you keep it in a container, the dust will sink to the bottom. It can be seen that clearing the heart is the initial intention of sinking the sand of five desires and driving away troubles.

Meditation 1. People who have insufficient blessings often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

2. The world is inherently painful, without exception.

You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they hurt you, you should let go to get real happiness.

4. When all the monks went up the mountain, one disciple fell down, grabbed the thorn and cut his hand. Zen master: Thorns are used to clinging to other things, and you cling to it. Of course you asked for it. Don't rely on people you can't rely on.

5. Don't say that others are pitiful, but you are even more pitiful. Practice by yourself? What do you know about life?

6. Monk: The geese cross the sky, and the shadows sink into the cold water. The geese have no trace, and the water sinks unintentionally. Is it Zen? Zen master: it snows on both sides of the reed flower, and the river falls in one day.

7. When vegetables are planted on the ground, it is not easy to grow grass. It is not easy to create evil if there is good in the heart. To get along with others, you should be beautiful and cultivate the virtue of tolerance.

8. Philosopher: Can you tell me the truth without words? The Buddha was silent. Philosopher: Your compassion led me to the path of truth. Buddha: A good horse can run in the shadow of a whip.

9. A professor asked the Zen master about Zen. The Zen master poured tea into his cup and continued after it overflowed. Professor: It's overflowing. Yin Nan: How can I say Zen to you if you don't empty the glass first?

10. If you put it down, there will be no worries.

1 1. If you practice in prosperity, you will never become a Buddha.

12. It doesn't matter if you suffer some losses, it's better to give in three points. I only see willow green in spring and chrysanthemum yellow in autumn. Awakening song of master Hanshan

13. Song rhyme in the forest, spring sound on the stone, listening in silence, knowing the nature of heaven and earth; Smoke and light in the grass, clouds in Shui Xin, a leisurely view, see the top article of Gan Kun.

14. People suffer from pursuing the wrong things.

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