Cold jokes about Xiaoming series

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

1. Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ...

Because Xiaoming is a lunch box.

2. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is it okay?

Because Xiao Ming is Wang Xiaoming.

Once Xiao Ming talked back to his mother, and her mother threw Xiao Ming's clothes downstairs in a rage, but why was Xiao Ming also injured?

The answer is: because the clothes were worn on Xiaoming at that time.

Teacher: "You finally came! Why didn't you come to class yesterday? "

Xiaoming: "Because, because, my mother fell down the stairs."

Teacher: "Oh! I see. Mom was hurt, so you didn't come. "

Xiaoming: "No ... My father was injured ..."

Teacher: "Why did your mother fall down the stairs and your father get hurt?"

Xiaoming: "Because .. my dad has a woman outside .."

Teacher: "What? .. what does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs? "

Xiao Ming: "Because they were fighting .. My mother had a fall. It's all right. My father was injured by my mother. "

Teacher: "Oh ... so you didn't come to class because you took dad to the hospital?"

Xiao Ming: "No, that woman outside sent my dad."

Teacher: "Then why didn't you come to class?"

Xiaoming: "Because I overslept."

Teacher: "What does that have to do with your mother falling down the stairs! ? "

Xiao Ming: "No, I ... I just mentioned it by the way ..." During ten years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression ... Xiao Ming was hungry ... He made a jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and then opened it again, two short ones. .........

So .. Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid. ...

Excuse me, where is jiaozi ... jiaozi is touching the lid of the lunch box, and ..........., why is the protagonist of the story always Xiao Ming?

Because I can't think of another name.

Where's Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.

Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.

Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.

Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'. One day, Xiaoming was walking on the road. I suddenly feel sore when I walk! Why is this happening? - ! ! Because Xiaoming stepped on a lemon! ! In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua: "Piano."

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

Once, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said "I don't know" and the teacher told him to go home and ask his family. When Xiao Ming came home, he asked his mother what one plus one equals. Mother said "burnt" when playing mahjong, and he went to ask his father. Dad read the newspaper and said "President of Iraq". Xiaoming went to ask his brother. While watching baseball TV, my brother said, "Well played, another one". He went to ask his younger brother, who told him, "It's so simple, I don't know this"? The next day, Xiaoming went to school, and the teacher asked him how much one plus one equals. Xiao Ming said "burnt" and the teacher asked "Who said that"? "Iraqi President" Xiao Ming said that the teacher slapped him in the face, and Xiao Ming said, "Well played, one more." The teacher pulled him to the principal's office, and the principal asked, "How much is Xiaoming plus one?" "It's so simple, I don't know this." Xiaoming's family has three sons. The eldest is Daming, the second is Erming, and the third is what? A: The third child's name is Sanming (or something else). If he asks, what about Xiao Ming? A: Xiao Ming is a daughter! !