Write Bao Gong's jokes with rhetoric

1, Bao Gong made the details of the murderer's crime clear, and the murderer had to nod and admit it. Finally, the murderer said, "My Lord, there is something unknown about the villain. How do you know the details of my crime so well? " "This is what our government saw with its own eyes." "My Lord, it was dark and windy that night, and there was no one around." Bao Zheng pointed to his face and said, "You know!" 2. Injong asked Bao Zheng to report the sufferings of the people. "Many people are poor." Bao Zheng said, "They can't even light an oil lamp! My house is opaque during the night visit ... ""That's your own problem. Please give some more convincing examples. " 3. "Pang Taishi should not be taken lightly. This house needs the best policy! The best policy! " Bao Zheng soliloquize, Gongsun Ce smell speech, lying in bed silently. 4. The Dynasty asked, "Who do you think is the most popular in Kaifeng?" Mahan: "It won't be the four of us anyway." Zhang Long sighed: "Who made us so ordinary?" Zhao Hu: "Mr. Gongsun is fine, at least he is very literary." Gongsun Ce said, "Literature and art are out of fashion these days." Zhan Zhao: "Fortunately, Bao and I are neither ordinary nor literary." Bao Zheng: "Zhan Guard is right, hahaha." In order to meet the needs of foreign guests enjoying the moon, Bao Zheng was hung instead of the moon. "Your Majesty, Bao Zheng is also an official of the imperial court ..." The Eight Immortals pleaded: "Besides, when enjoying the moon, it is just a crescent moon on Bao Zheng's forehead." "reasonable." Song Renzong nodded. "Somebody, put Bao Zheng down." "Your Majesty is wise!" "Give him a swollen face before hanging up." An explosion occurred somewhere in Kaifeng, and the fire spread to all parts of the house, causing heavy casualties. Bao Zheng and his party rushed to the scene of the accident to investigate the cause. Suddenly, a doctor carrying a medicine box grabbed Bao Zheng and covered his nose and mouth with a cloth. Zhan Zhao was frightened, drew his sword and came out: "Bold fanatics, how dare you harm Bao Gong!" The doctor said angrily, "harm your sister!" " This fellow is burned to black charcoal and still running around! "In the early dynasty. Song Renzong glanced at the ministers majestically and was furious: "Why isn't Bao Zheng here? ！” "Long live the return, isn't Bao Zheng here?" The Eight Immortals pointed to Bao Zheng Road at a loss. Song Renzong: "Oh, look at his head. I thought he wasn't there. "Zhan Zhao said excitedly to the person who complained," Don't worry, Lord Bao is a good official who can't find lanterns! Hearing this, Bao Zheng was furious and said, "Mr. Zhan, is this official that black? Panda said, "My dream is to take a color photo in my lifetime." Bao Zheng sighed, "you are too greedy. I just want to take a black and white photo. "Source: Suibianle (//label/ef8LLC 5t.html)