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Excerpts from Zhuo Wenjun's classic famous sayings.
Zhuo Wenjun's famous saying:
After a farewell, the two places hung together. Although it was March and April, who knows that in five or six years, the lyre was unintentionally played, and the eight-part essay could not be passed down. The nine-ring chain has never been interrupted, and the Shili Pavilion is in urgent need. I thought about it and missed it, but I blamed Lang helplessly.
Chun Fang, five colors, Qin is still in the imperial army, and the new sound replaces the old! Jinshui has a honeymoon period, and the Han Palace has water. This is new, and the embarrassing people in the world don't know! Zhu's string is broken, the mirror is out of sight, and he looks at Lulu, smells fragrant, sings with white heads, and leaves sorrow. Try to eat as much as possible, don't miss my concubine and accompany you on a long trip!
From then on, the long skirt is to smile, wash your hands and make soup for you.
There are thousands of words to talk about, and watching lonely geese is boring. In August, the Mid-Autumn Festival is crowded with people, and in July and a half, I hold candles and burn incense to ask for heaven. In the dog days of June, everyone shakes his heart. In May, pomegranates are like fire and falling flowers are like rain. In April, the pipa is not yellow. I'm confused. Go and look in the mirror. Peach blossoms follow the water in March and I fly kites in February.
Wen Jun had two ideas, so he came to reject each other. I hope to win a person's heart, and I will never lose my life.
Men value spirit, why use money and knives?
When I decided to take the king away from home, I didn't cry like an ordinary girl. I am full of thinking that if I marry a person with a heart, I can love each other and be happy forever.
Excerpts from English famous sayings and sentences
1, spare time should be meaningful and don't cheat. Don't go off the rails. Spare time is meaningful.
Don't let suffering suffocate you. We should seize the lifeline of fate and never give in.
Don't let suffering weigh on your throat. If you want to do something big, you must start with small things.
If you don't have self-confidence, you will never be happy.
If you don't have confidence, you will find it difficult. Do everything possible to climb up bravely. Self-study is the ladder to success.
13, consider the advantages and prepare the disadvantages.
Advantages and disadvantages.
14. Hope is happiness and creation is happiness.
Hope is happiness, and creation is unattainable.
27. A person's life is short, but if you live it humbly, it will be too long.
Life is short, but what if it's mean to live like this and face time?
33. Perseverance first, then lofty goals.
As long as they have perseverance, before they have a great goal.
34. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.
Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.
35. The moon shines her light on the sky, but keeps her black spots for herself.
The moon shines her light all over the sky, but only her black spots.
36. Our life is a gift, and only by giving it can we get it.
Life gives us everything, which is one of the greatest beliefs.
When labor is a duty, life is slavery.
Placent, independence is not isolation.
48. Choose the lightest troubles and interpret the bumpy life.
Choose the biggest mistake to punish yourself.
The most important thing is to stay young and energetic.
The most important thing is to keep young and energetic.
54. The boatman who is eager to save effort always aims downstream.
The boatman is eager to work hard, and the goal is to be a passer-by, completely independent and not completely happy.
66. Those who abandon time will also be abandoned by time.
He who abandoned time, time also abandoned him.
67. It's not a man's fault that a woman can't get married, sometimes it's another woman's fault.
It's not a man's fault not to marry a woman, sometimes it's another woman's fault.
68. Silence is Xiao Sheng tonight, and silence is Cambridge tonight.
Quiet is Xiao Sheng tonight, silent is Cambridge tonight.
69. Every successful person has a beginning. If you dare to start, you can find success.
Every successful person has a beginning. Bravely start looking for success.
70. Like sponges, we should constantly absorb useful and beneficial knowledge.
We should be like sponges, constantly absorbing useful knowledge.
7 1, the ears on the left and right sides of our brain often control our brain.
Long ears are around our brains, often on our heads.
72. People will not pay for it; Giving is itself a great pleasure.
People don't want to give; Giving itself is incomparable happiness.
Although the shell died, it left its beauty to the whole world.
Although the shell died, its beauty amazed the whole world.
74. I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.
I can't say why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.
75. It is the manager's responsibility to set goals. In fact, it is his main responsibility.
It is the responsibility of the manager to put forward the goal. In fact, it is his main responsibility.
76. It is the most effective way to let a person show his essence and let him bear a responsibility.
It is the most effective way to make a person's nature show that he is asking him to take on a responsibility.
77, life should know the pain of responsibility, in order to know the pleasure of due diligence.
Information is responsible for the pain in life and knows the joy of responsibility.
78. stepping on the footprints of the past will not add new footprints.
Stepping on the footprints of the past will not add new footprints.
Excerpts from good sentences
1, having a clear mind is more important than having a smart mind; Having a good habit is more practical than having a skilled skill; Having a youthful vitality is more powerful than having a pair of sound arms; Courage and courage are stronger than knowledge.
2. Push the sail of thinking with the waves of knowledge, ignite the spark of thinking with the spark of wisdom, create a beautiful life with romantic passion, and create strong wings with the power of science!
3. You can get wealth through speculation, but you can't get satisfaction from wealth; Cheating can get a girlfriend, but you can't get the love of your girlfriend; Cheating can get high marks, but you can't get knowledge from books; You can buy honor with money, but you can't get fame from the people.
4. What is healthy is beautiful, what is suitable is the best, what is always new is charming, what is ordinary is great, what is tenacious is long-lasting, and what is true is eternal.
If you want to be famous quickly, you have to sleep slowly. If you want to learn quickly, you have to be proud slowly. If you want to grow old slowly, you have to study quickly; If you want to be eliminated slowly, you have to be quick.
6. Four great pleasures in life: youthful vigor, successful entrepreneurship, family harmony and neighborhood harmony. There are four tragedies in life: suffering from loss, repeating the same mistakes and achieving nothing.
7. If you don't light the spark of wisdom, a smart mind will become stupid; If you don't practice the set goals, the romantic ideal will lose its luster; If you don't cherish precious time, the years of life will become short; If you don't sum up the experience of failure, simple things will make you screw up.
8, the most beautiful is not necessarily the most lovely, the most lovely is the most beautiful; The best is not necessarily the most suitable; The most suitable is the best; The highest is not necessarily the most respected, but the most respected is the highest; The most beautiful is not necessarily the most beautiful, but the most beautiful is the most beautiful.
9. The starting point of love is love, but the end result is hate; The starting point of jealousy is to move forward, but the foothold is to retreat; The starting point of the dream is gorgeous (rotten), but the foothold is empty; The starting point of greed is profit, and the end result is loss.
Life is a book. Some of them are wonderful and some are mediocre; Some write kindly, and some write easily; Some people write luxuriously, others write meanly; Some write smoothly, and some write twists and turns; Some leave luster, and some leave regret; Some leave thoughts, and some leave only blanks!
1 1, life needs games, but it doesn't need dance academy; Life needs singing and dancing, but it doesn't need to be drunk; Life needs art, but it can't be opportunistic; Life needs courage, but not recklessness; Life needs repetition, but it can't be repeated.
12, everything is dialectical. When you get something, you will lose something else. When you lose something, you also get something.
13, life is a song, singing the rhythm and melody of life; Life is a road, extending the footprint and hope of life; Life is a glass of wine, full of mellow and sadness of life; Life is a mass of hemp, intertwined with the troubles and happiness of life; Life is a painting, depicting the red, green and blue of life experience; Life is a fire, burning with longing and dreams for life.
14. Only by making your inferior mind confident can your bent body be straight; Only by making your weak body strong can the bound steps take off; Only by broadening one's narrow mind can one broaden one's short-sighted vision; Only by making your stupid mind smart can you abandon your stupid fantasy!
Learn to enjoy in life: enjoy the happiness of work, the laughter of friends, the warmth of family, the happiness of creation and the sweetness of fruit.
16, you can not be noble, but you can't be shameless; You may not be great, but you can't be mean; You may not be smart, but you should not be confused; You may not be knowledgeable, but you must not be ignorant; You can not make friends, but you can't be lonely; You can be pessimistic, but not world-weary; You can be generous, but you can't hurt others; You can not pursue it, but you can't be jealous; You can not make progress, but you can't go backwards.
17, what we lack is not the opportunity, but the grasp of the opportunity; What we lack is not wealth, but the ability to create wealth; What we lack is not knowledge, but an attitude of never getting tired of learning; What we lack is not ideal, but practice.
18, everything in the world is like this: when you pursue it deliberately, it flies away like a butterfly; When you concentrate, unexpected gains have quietly come to you!
19, everyone has a life, but not everyone can read life; Everyone has a brain, but not everyone can make good use of it. Only those who love life and are good at thinking can truly have life.
20. Some people are always young no matter how old they are; Some people, regardless of honor or disgrace, are very calm; Some people, rich or poor, are simple; Some people stride forward despite being ridiculed; Some people, no matter how humble their positions are, always miss their motherland!
2 1, if you look forward to tomorrow, you must be realistic first; If you want to be brilliant, then you must stick to it.
22. Don't think you are unlucky. In fact, there are many people who are more unfortunate than you. Don't be optimistic that you are great, in fact, you are just a drop in the ocean.
23. Only when the weak have difficulties can the brave overcome difficulties; Fools only lament, but wise men have thousands of ways.
24, life addition and subtraction: knowledge should be increased, troubles should be reduced; Friendship should be increased and resentment should be reduced; Kindness should be increased and depression should be reduced; Confidence should be increased and dishonesty should be reduced; Appetite should increase and jealousy should decrease. Step by step, alcohol and tobacco should be reduced.
25, a good mood will have a good scenery, a good eye will have a good discovery, and a good thinking will have a good idea.
26, there is spring in the heart, the heart can bloom; There is a sea in the chest, and the mind can be broadened; With a good plan in your stomach, you can do things neatly; If you have a good eye, your eyes can be sharp; The arm has strength and the hand has a heavy punch; With rhythm, you can walk lightly.
27. Touching often happens in an instant: a look may remind you of your life; A grant may touch you for a lifetime; A blessing may warm your life; A little tolerance may make you grateful for life.
28. People may not be beautiful, but they should be healthy; People can not be great, but be happy; People can be imperfect, but they should pursue it.
29, learn to appreciate it, it can close the distance between friends; Enjoy it, it can inspire friends to make continuous progress; Admiring yourself can stimulate your potential.
Although we can't decide the length of life, we can widen it. Although we can't change our appearance, we can smile; Although we can't control others, we can control ourselves; Although we can't predict tomorrow, we can grasp today; Although everything can't go smoothly, you can do your best.
3 1, the true meaning of life lies in innovation, the ideal of life lies in sublimity, the art of life lies in choice, the pace of life lies in sureness, the happiness of life lies in pursuit, and the happiness of life lies in dullness.
32. If you admire yourself too much, you will not find the advantages of others; If you worship the merits of others too much, you will not see your own merits.
33. Although dreams are illusory, they are their own dreams; Although humble, this is your own post; Although the house is simple, it is your home; Although our ambition is small, it is our own pursuit.
34. Happiness gives people comfort, but it also gives people an early death; Work can sharpen people, but it can last for a long time.
35. Only with sincerity can you have friends; With a kind heart, you have friendship.
36. Without passion, love will not burn; Without friendship, friends will not be enriched; Without lofty sentiments, ambition is hard to pay; Without the mood, things are difficult to finish.
37. Wealth is a deposit, you can't take it away; Honor is a bright lamp, you can't keep it; Success is a kind of fruit, you can't taste it all year round; Life is a process, you can't stop it.
38. Enjoy your work and you will do your best; Take life as fun, and you will be full of confidence; Take reading as growth, and you will work hard; Take dedication as happiness, and you will help others generously.
39. If you have achievements, you should forget them immediately, so that you won't bother yourself. Remember when you make mistakes, so that you won't make the same mistakes again; Seize the opportunity immediately so as not to lose it; If you have difficulties, find countermeasures, so it will be easy to solve.
40. If you are not afraid of the long road, you are afraid of short ambitions; Not afraid of slowness, but afraid of standing often; If you are not afraid of poverty, you are afraid of laziness; Not afraid of the fierceness of the opponent, but afraid of trembling.
4 1, a person can be noble, but not shameless; People can not be great, but not mean; The heart can be awkward and confusing; Life can be pessimistic, but don't be world-weary; Making friends can be generous, but you can't hurt others.
Excerpts from classic good sentences
First, in the age of hunger, the ideal is food and clothing; In the era of food and clothing, the ideal is civilization; In turbulent times, the ideal is stability; In a stable era, the ideal is prosperity.
Second, has anyone noticed the jade-faced Yue girl, humble and poor, washing silk by the river alone? . The song of Luoyang girl.
Third, whether it is out of the ground or in bud; Whether it is stretching slowly or flowing slowly; Whether they are silent or whispering, as long as the old people in the season open the curtain of spring, they will show the magical vitality of nature here in their own unique way.
Gradually, the remnant star closed her sleepy eyes and retired in the morning sky.
5. Is there such a person? You have said that you want to give up countless times, but you still can't bear it.
Sixth, failure is to destroy something valuable to others; Success is to package something of value for people to see. The secret of success is not to be afraid of failure and not to forget it. Successful people come out of the purgatory of failure. Success and failure cycle back and forth, forming a wonderful life. The judgment of success or failure is not at the starting point, but at the end.
7. Can the past really pass and the present really become the present?
Eight, the melon grows sweetest in nutrient fertilizer, and the genius grows best in vicious soil. bacon
Nine, we want to eat, sleep, play, and fall in love, that is, to get in touch with the sweetest things in life, but we must not give in to these things. Madame Curie
Ten, heartache? Blame yourself. You have the ability to love others, but you can't make others fall in love with yourself.
The most terrible thing is that she told her best friend the truth, but told it as a joke.
Twelve, a person on the road of scientific exploration, through detours, made mistakes, is not a bad thing, let alone a shame, we should be brave to admit and correct mistakes in practice. -Einstein 88 Our ideal should be noble. We can't climb to the top of the mountain, but we can climb halfway up the mountain, which is much better than staying on the flat ground. If our hearts are illuminated by the brilliance of love and there are ideals in front of us, then there will be no insurmountable difficulties. -prim Chande.
Thirteen, will there be a day when Doraemon fails, Spongebob can't laugh, Ali hates peaches, and you and I are strangers?
14. When a person is a stranger in a foreign land, he misses his family more often during festivals. Vacation in the mountains reminds me of my brothers in Shandong.
Fifteen, when his nine soft lights went out, the wind at dawn just blew, and nine small flying flowers. The song of Luoyang girl.
I don't know what to say to you when you are online, and I regret not saying anything to you when you are offline.
Seventeen, the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, ripe grain bent down in the heat wave, with his head down. Grasshoppers, like grass leaves, make a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields, among the reeds on the shore.
Without air, no matter how perfect a bird's wings are, it will never fly high. Imagination is wings, and objective reality is air. Only by combining the two aspects closely can we achieve remarkable results.
Nineteen. When you passed my window, did the plum blossom bloom its first cold flower? . Three miscellaneous poems
The peak is only meaningful to those who climb it instead of looking up at it.
Twenty one. Moonlight in the pine forest, crystal stone in the stream. An autumn night in the mountains.
Twenty-two, the air soaked by rain, tired and sad, the fairy tale in memory has slowly melted.
Twenty-three, gradually know that many things can be met but not sought, do not belong to themselves, why care.
24. Is there a world that will never get dark? Is there a kind of forever, never changing?
Twenty-five, quiet silence, melting the past persistence, do you know that I am no longer me without you?
Twenty-six, the soft sunshine hangs obliquely on the branches and leaves of pines and cypresses, which looks so quiet and solemn. On the green lawn and the white cement road, the footsteps are so light, but everyone's heart is so excited and thoughts are surging.
Twenty-seven, is there a song that reminds me of many past events and then cries?
28. We are going to part this summer. I don't know why tears are rolling in my eyes.
No matter where the world is, I will never forget you.
Thirty, time will slowly precipitate memories, some people will gradually blur in your heart, learn to let go, and your happiness needs to be fulfilled by yourself.
I try to be what you like, but you tell me that you love her.
Thirty-two, when the wind is whistling in your ear, you just think it is a breeze; When the rainstorm pours in front of your eyes, you just feel that it is dripping from the eaves; When lightning rages overhead, you just think it's a passing firefly. Man must never give in to adversity.
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