A long joke story

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Long joke story daquan 1:

1, too ugly to find a job, was finally taken in by the funeral home. Soon, it was said that the funeral home was haunted every day, and he was very sad, so he simply went to work in an old haunted cemetery, so the cemetery TM was no longer haunted!

I told my wife earnestly that there are two kinds of weight loss, one for health and the other for beauty. Say you are doing it for health. Your method of losing weight is unhealthy in itself. Say you are beautiful, you are ugly not because you are fat! ?

3. There is a lazy person who is too lazy to be surprised. My wife wants to shave noodles and let him borrow panels from his neighbor's house. He said:? If you don't borrow it, cut it on my back! ? His wife shaved his back and asked him, Does it hurt? He said:? Pain, I'm too lazy to say anything. ?

Long joke story daquan 2:

1. Now the society is sinister, especially girls. Don't shout if you meet a bad guy in the corridor? Robbery, help? Should I shout? It's on fire. Everybody run, okay? Suddenly, everyone ran into the corridor. . . Don't shout when you meet a thief in an alley? Catch a thief? Should I shout? Did the chengguan hit someone? In an instant, the alley was surrounded by the masses. Spread positive energy!

2. A couple quarreled. The woman said: Are you fucking sick? Man: Do you have any fucking medicine? Woman: What's the matter with you? Man: I have whatever medicine you have. The woman slowly took Viagra out of her pocket. . .

3. Sitting in the back of the coach car, only listening to the conversation between the coach in the front row and a female student. Coach:? See the middleman on the road ahead? Hit him! ? The female student trembled and said: I dare not! ? Coach:? You dare not? I dare not let go of the accelerator. ?

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