The most unforgettable joke

A man and a woman fell in love and they both drowned.

As soon as Altman raised his hand in class, the teacher died.

An China man met Aladdin's magic lamp, and Aladdin's magic lamp made him make a wish. He said, "I hope my son won't fail to go to college." "Er ... I ask you to make three wishes. Can't you do it? "

Several masked men broke into a knowledgeable house with knives, and one of them said, "Today is your death!" " "The man cried," have I offended you? Why did you kill me! " Another man grinned. "You know too much! "

Cherish life and stay away from the college entrance examination.