Please tell some jokes. Thank you.

Meng Xiao, the puppy, has always been a headache for teachers. For teachers, students are naughty and don't listen to instructions, as long as they give them, there is no big problem.

It can take effect by detention, punishment or notification to parents. Meng Ke Puppy is a good student. He listens carefully in class and hands in his homework on time.

Ah, just ... well, it's a long story! !

Invincible sentence making,

On 1 day, the teacher asked to make a sentence "Like ……". The sentence made by Meng Xiaogou is: "My mother walks like a pig." The teacher crowed

The smile is wrong, the grammar is correct and there are facts. Meng Xiaogou's mother is a little fat, but she is a little ... ……4v to make such a sentence.

The next day, the teacher asked to make sentences with "representation". The sentence made by Meng Xiaogou is: "Every time my mother breeds for me." How did the teacher explain to him?

No, the grammar is correct, but it's not that useful!

On the third day, the teacher asked to make sentences with "de". The sentence made by Meng Xiaogou is: "On the night of June 1st, the students combed their hair slickly". old

"You're a Japanese devil," the Normal University said angrily. "You used so many' Ah! ”！ ! "But what's wrong with the grammar of this sentence?

On the fourth day, after several criticisms, the fierce dog invented a universal sentence-making method. The teacher asked to make sentences with "heavy workload"

The sentence is: "The teacher asked us to make sentences with' very hard'". As a result, the exercise book was thrown back by the teacher and asked to be rebuilt. "]

"Teacher, what's wrong with my sentence?" The fierce puppy is a little dissatisfied.

"Grammar is right, but you can't make sentences like this. You didn't use' sate'. "

"Didn't I write the word" use "?

"You! # @ #% ... But what I ask is to use the word' satisfaction', use it! "

"oh! I know. "

On the fifth day, Meng Xiaogou made a new sentence. After the teacher fainted three times, he threw the exercise book back to him, because once his sentence was "I used it."

The word sate is used to make sentences. "

"Didn't I write' use'?" The fierce dog is ready to protest to the end.

"Without you, sate is used to describe people's busy work, so you should use it to describe a person's work.

You got it? "The teacher is angry.

On the sixth day, Meng Xiao handed in his exercise book again, but it was thrown back. This time: "The teacher asked me to use' daily management'."

Describe a person who is busy at work. "

"Can't this work either?" This fierce puppy is about to cry.

"Your mistake is exactly the same as the first time. This can't be called making sentences! ! "The teacher's tears fell down.

"It's not a sentence, what is it!" This fierce puppy is very stubborn.

"Yes ..." The teacher gritted his teeth and wiped the staff. "Why are you so stupid? You must understand the meaning of "satisfaction" and apply it.

In short, you are not allowed to write the word "use" in the sentence, do you hear? "

On the seventh day, Meng Xiaogou handed in his exercise book again, this time: "The teacher asked me to make sentences with' daily management', which refers to a person.

I have to do a lot of things in a day. I didn't write the word' use' this time. "

The teacher struggled with him for a week, but finally he couldn't hold on and threw himself on the cold concrete floor. He began to think and review his teaching.

Is there a problem with the learning method? Finally, he vomited a little blood and got 59 points in Meng Xiaogou's exercise book with trembling hands.

Super composition 7

Meng Xiaoquan's composition is still a classic in the class on the basis of making sentences. Meng Xiaogou's prose is so violent that people can read it.

Never forget.

Meng Xiaogou wrote in his first novel "Wutong": There is a Wutong in our campus, which is like a huge tree.

Very high. It has a big tree root that grows in the soil. It turns white when it snows, and black when it doesn't snow ... later, I am tall.

Go home happily.

Composition 2, "My Kitten": I have a kitten with a dark face, big watery eyes and an invisible mouth. It likes it best.

Huan growled under the bed, neither too long nor too short, neither too high nor too low, neither too loud nor too weak ... Later, I went home happily.

Composition 3, On the Way to School: One morning, I went to school by bike, and I met with difficulties on the way because it rained yesterday.

It was raining, and there was a pile of mud and water on the road. My bike was difficult to pull, but in the end, I finally brought my bike to school, and I succeeded! then

I am happy to go home.

At the back of this masterpiece, the teacher criticized heavily with a red pen: "The bicycle is not a cow, why should you hold it!" ! Besides, never again.

You can use the sentence' Later, I went home happily'! ! "

Composition 4, "My Good Teacher": Teacher Zhou is our good teacher, and I like him best. One day in class, I was absent-minded and was found by Mr. Zhou. He caught me out of the classroom like an eagle catching a bird, which taught me a lot and made me repent and start over! ! Miss Zhou is really our good teacher; Later, I grew taller. ...

The sentence at the end of this article was crossed out by him with a black line, but he could still vaguely distinguish it as that classic line. As used herein.

Adjectives have an unexpected mocking effect, which makes the red pen in the Chinese teacher's hand tremble, because the teachers have long been angry with Miss Zhou.

I have an aversion.