Sports jokes

A matador was drinking in the country. His friends advised him not to drink too much, but to show his bluff, he staggered until he couldn't control himself. Then he took a shortcut to the stadium, where a bull was already lying. The matador immediately put down his horn and fought fiercely with him. At last, the bull escaped. Later, the matador said to his friends, "I really drank a little too much just now, otherwise I had to drag the boy off the bike."