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Girl, I have 15 whispers for you.
01
Hahahahahahaha, people with different smiles should not be best friends together, because if one person laughs like crazy and the other person looks confused, it will be very awkward. Awkward.
02
There is no one who can't let go, there is only the willingness to let go. You don't love him as much as you thought. You are an adult weighing more than 100 pounds, please respect yourself. The tomatoes left the eggs and got together with the brisket. People felt that the eggs were so sad. Why were they so sad? Green peppers, leeks, and fungus can all be paired with it. Even if you make a bowl of steamed eggs, it will be steaming and fragrant.
03
Don’t start living a comfortable life just because you are married.
Only by working hard to make money can you live a more beautiful life, be able to get used to your greedy mouth, pamper your love for shopping, and dress up your beautiful children. .
The advice given by countless married women is not to give up your charm at any time, and always maintain the charm of first love.
04
Don’t love someone with all your heart. Life is very long. Love someone with a plan. To fly a kite high, you don’t have to fly all the strings at once. Yes, to enjoy hot pot, you don’t just need to throw all the prepared vegetables into the pot at once.
05
Regarding love, please let it take its course. Don’t rush to start a relationship with someone. What you are afraid of is that you are serious about paying to someone by mistake. Love is like a At a banquet, you don’t know which dish will suit your taste, so don’t panic when you see others picking up dishes when the table is turning.
However, what should you do if you are afraid that the dish you like the most will be empty when it is served in front of you? It's okay! Boss, bring another plate of braised prawns. Now that you know what you like, are you still afraid that you won’t be able to touch it?
Always be half full so that you have time for your favorite dish. On the contrary, hunger can easily lead a person to make wrong judgments in order to fill his stomach.
06
Don’t cry to others about your sadness late at night. There is no easy life in this world. Where do you get the confidence? I think someone will definitely help you. Most of the difficulties in life are due to your own practice. Your smile hides your Taoism.
07
Nothing you want or like is effortless. A lipstick that you like at first glance will start to hesitate as soon as you look at the price tag. People who are attracted by it at first glance will regret it as soon as you confess your love.
Every decision you make, I hope it will be worthy of your grievances. Don’t use your efforts to kidnap someone. Everything is done willingly.
08
Don’t please someone who doesn’t deserve it, whether it’s love or friendship.
09
If fate stabs you with bad intentions, pull it out, wipe it clean, and turn around, there may be a big cake hidden behind you. Suffering, when used well, is like a step to stand on. Only when you stand in a dazzling place can you have a chance to be seen by important people.
10
No matter how much grievance you encounter, please eat on time, sleep on time, go to work on time, just like every ordinary day in your life, you must love Self, you have to take care of yourself, don’t be emotional, you are a lovely adult, you will get better slowly, only children can get everything they want by crying, don’t forget, you still have warm dreams , please fasten your seat belt, you have to run, good luck is about to accelerate.
11
A person who is considerate of others, knows how to think from others' perspective, can tolerate your shortcomings, and endures the harshness of life, is suitable to be a lifelong partner, because there is a period of exhaustion in marriage, and the so-called sense of security, It is the long-term companionship, the subtle consideration, and the eternal vows that finally return to the kitchen and become daily necessities.
12
Stay away from people who consume you, the sooner the better. What is consumption is the kind of relationship that is tiring to get along with, and the body and mind automatically reject it. Thinking of this person makes my scalp numb.
13
Most people are living an unsatisfactory life. You don’t have to panic. Continue to control your rhythm. Be happy when you get something and don’t be sad when you lose. Take your time. , there is no formulaic life, it is enough to live the life you think is good. Always keep an eye on the path of others, who will help you look at the pits under your feet.
14
Compared with a love with a future, I recommend you to have a comfortable love. After all, we can’t predict the future, but if you are with someone Whether we are comfortable or happy together, you know very well that the comfort you experience now is the most practical. Don't fantasize about a bumper harvest in autumn when you plant the seeds.
15
Don’t be stupid enough to lower your principles and bottom line, because it will get lower and lower, and in the end, even you will hate yourself like that. Talk about beautiful and happy love, sweet sentences for the one you love the most
1. I have seen the way you love me, so if one day you don’t love me anymore, you don’t have to hide it, I can see through it at a glance.
2. I don’t know why I like you, but if I had it to do over again, I would still choose you.
3. If you like this, don’t tell me how long it will last. No one knows how long it will last. Just like me seriously when you like me.
4. I don’t want to pass through your world, nor do I want to wait for you at the end. If possible, I hope to accompany you across the world and then to the end together.
5. Love has this magical power that makes people revise their principles again and again, but then jump in without hesitation after falling again.
6. I love you, not because of who you are, but because I like the feeling of being with you.
7. It’s not that I can’t meet someone better, but because I already have you, I don’t want to meet someone better.
8. I have thought about countless scenes of us being together in the future. My favorite is when you suddenly turn over and get into my arms every night.
9. Maybe the only highlight of my life is meeting you. It seems that no matter how many people I meet later, they are all to tell me how good you are.
10. Being silly is because you are dependent; being polite is because you are a stranger. Take the initiative because you care. I don’t contact you because I feel redundant.
11. It turns out that it’s no big deal when you grow up, but you will still make mistakes, and you will still be confused. I regret not being worse to the people you hate, and cherishing the people you like more.
12. I don’t like others to like you, and I don’t like you to like others, because I like you. Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Sometimes you always feel that others ignore you. In fact, it may be that you are too busy.
13. The most beautiful scenery and the most touching love words in this world are not as good as your smiling eyes when you look at me.
14. When you like someone, you are happy when he is happy, and you go where he goes, but you cannot like the person he likes. Sad talk in qq space. Listen quietly to your favorite songs. Look at the people you like from a distance.
1. Your eyes are the sea that I will never meet again.
2. If the gentleness of being cold or hot is your excuse, then I would rather never be serious about you
3. If the years are quiet and the time is as before, those treasured things Lei'er, will you smile and say it's okay? If the prosperity that comes to an end can be wonderful in the ordinary, will there be no need to look back on the past?
4. You and I are strangers, but meeting each other is also a blessing.
5. We were walking on the same street, but we seemed to be in two worlds, only to realize that there was no going back.
6. Bamboo, for whom is your emerald green and unrestrained; Bamboo, for whom is your charm elegant; Bamboo, for whom is your tenacity and straightness; Bamboo, for whom is your posture included in the painting? Among the four gentlemen of plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, only bamboo and ink have a clear character. The green leaves will not wither through winter, and they will not attract butterflies and bees in all seasons. Since I started studying, I have particularly liked bamboo and fell in love with its free and easy nature. As for bamboo, I always feel that bamboo has an elegant temperament, is neither impetuous nor impetuous, and makes people feel refreshed. Bamboo is like a person's quality, modest and elegant, reclusive and noble.
7. It’s late at night and I feel cold.
Listen, the sound of wind, rain, and singing contain a kind of artistic conception, a kind of tranquility, and a kind of long-lost relief. At this time, my heart is as calm as water, thinking silently and looking into the distance. If you are well, I will be happy! Let Qianqian Su's brush paint the warm crescent moon and the bright morning light at dawn.
8. For whom I sing farewell songs, for whom I say love words, and for whom I write about the end of the world.
9. The flowers blooming from the rose have no fragrance. When you miss someone or a hurt, you don’t shed tears or talk.
10. The happiness of being poor and the happiness of being rich. Everything is done openly and spontaneously. In a high position, one can look down on the situation and behave in a low-key manner. At the bottom level, one can look down on gains and losses and be content and happy. When you are at the top of the mountain, you can see all the mountains at a glance, or look up at the sky, the sun, the moon and the stars. They are able to tolerate humiliation and humiliation calmly and calmly. The heart is peaceful, as calm as a chrysanthemum, calm and elegant, and happy.
11. The sign of a person’s maturity is to learn to be cruel, learn to be independent, learn to smile, and learn to discard unworthy feelings.
12. Happiness can never escape the stranglehold of time. If you want to reach out and catch something, you will struggle feebly, hate it, and be helpless. Waiting in disappointment again and again only results in deepening your hatred for yourself again and again! The tighter I hold on, the faster I lose, but I don’t dare to let go. The stronger the desire, the more disappointment. The struggle in longing turns into sadness. Can you be more rational and sleep quietly for a while? Some things always make me sad when I think about them. Beautiful, so in imagination, a reality that could have been very happy was wasted.
13. Those who used to say they would never be separated are already scattered in the world.
14. Life is full of white clouds, so many vicissitudes and tears float away; life is short, and all the sweat is shed, so many past events and memories are deposited.
15. Love you, give you all the beauty of my life, and then exit, letting the kaleidoscope shine in your eyes.
16. All the long-term fleeting years will eventually fade away in the fragrance of gardenias, immersing themselves in the most beautiful purity, regardless of the world, not trivial, just seeking The truest beauty, just ask for indifference. What gardenia brings to life should be people’s obsession with beauty and their most fervent expectation for life. The beautiful gardenia will bring all the fragrance to permeate its beauty.
17. Whose smiles warm each other's hearts, and whose dreams are as bright as fireworks. Search carefully through the years, eager to find the love of your life at a certain corner of life. I hope to grow old with you in the fleeting years of sunshine.
18. Listen to your favorite songs quietly, and watch your favorite people from a distance!
19. Looking for the scenery that once had you, day and night, year after year, recalling that infatuation and stubborn waiting, knowing that there is no answer, the past four days remembered like a dream , let the heart greet the flowers with a sad tone, the frost is cold all the way, walking in the wind, the charm is infinite, those memories about you are so hard to let go, I use words to resist the sadness, a piece of paper is deeply affectionate, the charm is waning, the quiet night , I miss you.
20. Being a human being is like water. If you are high, I will retreat and never drown your strengths. If you are low, I will come in and never expose your shortcomings. If you move, I will follow you. I will never leave your loneliness behind; when you are quiet, I will stay with you and never disturb your peace; when you are hot, I will boil and will never hinder your enthusiasm; when you are cold, I will freeze and will never ignore your coldness. . The best is like water, and following the good is like flowing. Life is like water, just follow the crowd.
21. I once saw this passage on a Tieba forum: One day, there will be someone who will read all the statuses you have written and read all the Weibo posts you have written. All the photos in the space, even go to other places to find information about you, try to listen to the songs you like to listen to, walk through the places you have walked, read the books you like to read, and taste all the delicious food you praise , just want to make up for the time that he is late for your youth.
22. No matter how much you do for him silently and only watch his back feel lonely and sad, it is much better than hearing that I don’t love you.
23. At a certain time, I miss the palm prints of a period of time; hiding in a certain place, I miss someone who makes me care.
24. Everyone is a lonely individual. Learn to be strong, learn to be brave, learn to pick up, and then you can let go.
Feelings will be strong, and they will also fade.
25. There is no failure in life, only crushing!
26. This feeling can be remembered later, but it was already at a loss at that time! Loneliness is not something you are born with, but begins the moment you fall in love with someone. Letting someone enter your heart is unconscious. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up easily and shouldn't give up, and stubbornly persist in what shouldn't be persisted.
27. These days, who doesn’t travel around the world with a box of masks?
Twenty-eight, I tried my best not to make the people around me sad, but found that it was myself who was hurt.
Twenty-nine, your sunset, my face, whose one-third year.
Thirty. When you are lonely, go up the river, pass through the green grass, covered with white dew, and walk firmly towards the beautiful lady in the middle of the water. Sing wine with your beloved, dance under the moonlight, play a plum blossom song three times, and dance forever. Live up to the spring time with the beautiful woman and indulge in the fleeting years. The false reputations and false feelings in the world have disappeared like smoke at this time.
Thirty-one, wasting years and youth in the colorful soap bubbles of hope.
32. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.
Thirty-three, the lost beauty is like those drifting cherry blossoms, beautiful, fragile, and so unforgettable. The sunshine seems to have reviewed our sorrow, slowly waking up all the sleeping past. Our time seems to be the sand of the hourglass
34. Love is a glass of wine of time, intoxicating the heart, It is a sad song that makes life colorful. Love is the warmth held in the palm of my hand. It does not require everlasting vows or the hope of destruction. Holding your hand is the most beautiful scenery in life. QQ girls say sadly that I am not a lady, but I am a good girl
1. I am not a lady, but I am a good girl
2. If you love, please love deeply and abandon it. , please be thorough.
3. The cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry or that I hate you, but that we can never go back.
4. Some people appear and then leave. Then everything returned to its original point, only with one more heavy memory.
5. The reason why God created fingerprints is because he wants people to know that everyone has scars.
6. I don’t know how long they can stay with me.
7. Holding on to your clothes and walking down the street
8. Sorry, it’s not that I don’t want to see you, but I can’t control myself when facing you
< p> 9. Since Obama killed bin Laden, I no longer believe in love~!10. Burn the letters you wrote, forget your favorite songs, tie my eyes, and the tears will not fall, but I will still be happy.
11. Love is nothing more than another person throwing it away and another person picking it up.
12. After we went our separate ways, we realized that a separation might last a lifetime.
13. For you, I have lost touch with so many people. As a result, when you are gone, they are gone too
14. Memory is like a song, you can still hum the melody even if you forget the words
15. In your heart Make some room for me, okay?
16. The frivolity of blooming flowers that never disappears in young dreams
17. Some people don't care if they don't have sunshine on the surface. My heart is still so unhealthy.
18. The only criterion for testing friendship is whether two people can get together to say bad things about others.
19. It turns out that love is not suitable for learning to wait all the time.
20. Sometimes I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I just want to cry and let go of all the heaviness in my heart.
21. I listen carefully to every word you say. Maybe your casual joke can make me feel heartbroken for a long time.
22. Life without control is not as perfect as you imagined. Sad talk about QQ space: I am most afraid that you will tell her our story like a joke
1 . If someone likes you, I can take it back, but what should I do if you like someone else?
2. I'm most afraid that you will tell her our story like a joke.
3. It's really uncomfortable to fall in love with someone who doesn't belong to you, and even being jealous is unfair.
4. For some people, you try your best to keep them, but what you get in return is fatigue.
5. Which law in the world stipulates that if you love someone, he must love you? Yes, no. So, he is not wrong, he just doesn't love me.
6. Some words, you said inadvertently, but I am seriously sad.
7. Not all efforts will make a difference, just like no matter how nice I am to you, you will still pretend not to see it.
8. The person who moved my heart the most before is now the person who makes me burst into tears.
9. When you put on a wedding dress and become someone else's bride, I will never mention the glory of the past; when I put on a suit and become someone else's groom, you are still my original dream.
10. How many people you think will never betray you are just taking advantage of your assumptions.
11. I can smile and listen to you tell your story, but I really can’t smile and listen to you talk about your relationship.
12. The storyteller is crying and the storyteller is laughing.
13. You used to like me, but now you don't, that's because I don't have the ability, and I don't blame you.
14. Who has not been tortured by reality from a kind-hearted child to a scheming madman? From now on, your world has nothing to do with me, and my world is yours to watch.
15. Do you have a lover? The person who cannot love
16. What hurts me more than losing you is that you didn't even try hard to be with me.
17. I am afraid of cooling and fall in love with snow, I am afraid of pain but fall in love with you.
18. No one leaves you because of impulse, and you can't see those tears of sadness and helplessness that you endure again and again.
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