Twenty-four jokes about losing your teeth.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

2. When you meet someone you like, you must confess. It doesn't matter if he is ugly, in case he is blind.

3. "Do you wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand?" "right hand" "disgusting, I use paper."

4. Sunshine girl's self-cultivation: selfie.

3 thousand, just take one.

5. What is murderous look like? God replied: When your mother called you by your full name.

6. I never envy people who drive luxury cars. Because my car is more expensive than theirs, my wife gave me a shopping cart!

7. Being ugly is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

8. Some people call me shameless. This is nonsense. I am too handsome to be shameless!

I wish I could be an interesting and rich person, but I can't. Money is enough.

10. Don't envy others' long legs and thin waist. You are fat and broad-minded, which no one else has.

1 1. Sometimes, you don't even know what despair is without doing your best.

12. Ugly children must run hard, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

Thirteen. Anyone who wants to despise me, please call the bureau first, and then despise me when it's your turn.

14. Now, I'm desperately trying to lose a kilo of meat and playfully gaining a kilo of meat.

15. If you lower the ideal standard of choosing a spouse a little, you will find that those boys who are a little worse than the ideal type are not interested in you either.

16. Women are made of water and I am made of concrete.

17. Life is like a play. In addition to age, there are acting skills.

18. If you meet an unreasonable person, you can respond with a dirty look and try not to talk.

19. I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

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10. "Mind" this thing: thinking too much is narrow-minded; If you think less, you are lacking in mind; I have been thinking about it, but I am stubborn; Unwilling is heartless.

2 1. When you smile, the wolf will hang himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When you stop, that smell permeates your whole body. Lice is a disaster when you sweat. If you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost.

22. The most painful thing is not being awakened by urine in the middle of the night, but being awakened by urine when the alarm clock rings for half an hour!

23. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

All advertisements for laundry detergent are trying to tell us that the best solution to clean the living environment is not to have children.