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There are two short stories about money.

1. A rich man borrowed 5000 yuan from Wall Street Bank for two weeks. The bank loan must be mortgaged, so the rich man used the Rolls Royce parked in front of the bank as collateral. The bank clerk parked his Rolls-Royce in the underground garage and then lent the rich man 5000 yuan. Two weeks later, the rich man came to pay back the money, and the interest was only 15 yuan.

At this time, the bank staff found tens of millions in the rich man's account and asked why they wanted to borrow money. The rich man said, "Wall Street will never find a parking lot in 15 yuan for two weeks." No matter how much money you put in your hand, it's just stock and can't generate additional value. Only liquid money can create greater value over time.

A miser, after saving for most of his life, finally saved 30,000 gold coins. In addition, he also owns many farmland houses and all kinds of wealth. He wants to enjoy this wealth and draw up his future life plan. However, death came to him and wanted to take him away. The miser said, "Please give me two days. In two days, I will give you my 20 thousand gold coins. " But death still refused. The miser only asked for a day to hand over all 30 thousand gold coins, but death refused.

Finally, the miser asked, "Then, please give me some time to finish writing a few words!" " "This time, death finally gave in. ? Then, the miser tearfully wrote in his own blood: "Man! Please cherish your life. I can't buy an hour with my life savings of 30 thousand gold coins, so cherish every moment of your life and don't wait until the end of your life to regret it. "

In ancient times, there was a scholar named He Yue who found more than 200 taels of silver while walking one night. The next morning, he took the money to the place where he found it, met the owner and returned it to him. The man took some money out of his wallet as a reward, but I did say, "If you find the money, no one knows. In fact, it can be regarded as my thing, but I don't even want it." How can I covet your money? " The man thanked him and left.

Later, I taught in an official's home. The official had something to go to Beijing, so he left a box containing hundreds of taels of gold. The official said, "I'll come and get it from you when I come back." As a result, the official has been gone for many years without any news. Later, it was said that the official's nephew had something to go south, and I entrusted the official's nephew to bring the box to the official.

4. A beggar happened to find a lovely dog that escaped. He found no one around, so he took the dog back to his cave and tied it up. The owner of this dog is a famous monopoly in this city. He posted a dog-seeking notice on the local TV station: If anyone finds it, please return it quickly and offer a reward of 20,000 yuan.

The next day, when beggars were begging along the street, they saw this notice and couldn't wait to get a reward of 20 thousand yuan with their puppies in their arms. But when he hurried by the post office with the dog, he found that the reward on the notice had become 30 thousand yuan. It turned out that Monopoly couldn't find a dog, so he called the TV station to raise the reward to 30,000 yuan.

Beggars don't seem to believe their eyes. He suddenly stopped walking, thought about it, turned around and took the dog back to the cave and tied it again. On the third day, the reward really rose again. On the fourth day, until the seventh day, when the reward rose to surprise the citizens, the beggar ran back to the cave to hold the dog. Unexpectedly, the lovely puppy has starved to death, and the beggar is still a beggar.

Once upon a time, there was a very rich man who prepared a big bag of gold for himself and put it by his bed, so that he could always see and touch the gold even when he slept every day. But one day, he began to worry that the bag of gold at home would be stolen by gangsters at any time, so he simply ran to the forest, dug a big hole under a big stone and buried the bag of gold in the hole. From then on, the rich man will go to the place where gold is buried in the forest from time to time, have a look and touch his beloved bag of gold. Until one day, the bag of gold was stolen by a gangster who followed the rich. The rich man is very sad.

It happened that an elderly man passed by and said, "I have a way to help you get your gold back!" " "I saw him paint a big stone with gold paint and write" 1200 gold "on it. The elder said, "From today on, you can come here every day to see your gold, and you don't have to worry about this big gold being stolen. "Don't think there is something wrong with the elder's head, because in the elder's eyes, if you don't use the treasure, then 1200 gold hidden in the cave is no different from a big stone painted like gold.