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24 incisive and funny copywriting sentences

1. When 1 people tell you that they just want to make money. It is almost certain that he has not earned money and love now.

I found that I was very shy. A handsome guy who just walked in front of me dropped his wallet. I picked it up quietly and didn't have the courage to tell him.

My friend asked me, will you marry anyone casually because you are old? Are you kidding? Can you look around and find it?

I never thought I would be so close to death. It's still scary to think about it now. In a few seconds, I will starve to death.

5. Scared me to death. When you thunder, you thunder and you flash. I thought someone photographed my beauty.

6. I saw a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street today, and I couldn't help thinking of myself in middle school. At that time, I also watched couples holding hands in the street.

7. You have to understand that you are not an easy-to-eat physique, but a gluttonous physique.

8. It sounds sad for a man to hide private money, but he is actually a winner in life because he has both a wife and money. What about you?

9. Teacher, I miss you very much. You have worked hard. I have returned the knowledge you taught me to you. When do you think it is convenient to return my tuition?

10. It's really unhealthy to eat takeout during school. I suggest you not go to school.

1 1. A candy walks in the North Pole and suddenly feels so cold that it turns into rock sugar.

12. Challenge singles 100 days. Today is the 23rd167th day.

13. When you think you are amazing, you must calm down and think about how to let the whole world know about it.

14. I sat on the balcony of 19 for 5 hours. I lost my temper seven times, my right eyelid jumped 93 times, and my heart ached all night. I still can't figure out how I lost my dollar!

15. In this hot summer, I am doomed to be inseparable from air conditioning and watermelon. I repair air conditioners during the day and sell watermelons at night.

16. I was sleepy but couldn't sleep, so I put sleeping pills in my coffee and solved two problems at the same time. I'm awesome!

17. I hope you will stop praising me and commenting on my circle of friends. My wechat is too stuck. There are millions of likes and tens of millions of comments in the circle of friends. Who can stand it! Rational idolization, thank you!

18. The stars are really beautiful. I wanted to choose one for you, and then I thought about it. Mainly because you don't deserve it.

19. A person in the comment area gave me a villa, and the location was my choice. The lucky draw will be held in 24 hours.

20. My good looks are mainly due to my parents. If they hadn't given me this mouth, I wouldn't be talking nonsense here.

2 1. Although I have never been red, I have been green and I am satisfied.

22. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

23. The long-awaited express has finally arrived and is now in the suitcase. I didn't take it on purpose, and I didn't mean anything else. I just want the courier to taste the taste of waiting for me.

24. Briefly introduce my friend: quality education escapes the net.