Let's play a joke on the pupils.

1, the bell rang and the classroom was still noisy. As soon as the teacher struck the table, he immediately became quiet.

Then the teacher shouted, "didn't you hear the bell?"

After a silence, a deep voice came from the corner of the classroom: "When did you hear the bell?"

2. Teacher: "Who can say a very unexpected thing in the simplest language?"

Student: "Teacher, my dog was ill yesterday, and my father invited a vet." Later, the vet came ... so veterinarians are human! "

Several students from China took a foreign teacher to eat western food. During the dinner, a mosquito flew around and finally bit the teacher's face.

The teacher smiled and said, "I didn't expect mosquitoes to cheat strangers!" " "

A student replied, "it's not bullying people, but the taste of mosquitoes has changed recently." They like to eat western food. "

4. The teacher helped a pupil fill in the registration form and asked, "What does your father do?"

The pupil proudly said, "My father is the governor!" " "

The teacher was surprised and asked, "Which province is the governor from?"

The pupil replied, "When I was in kindergarten, my father never bought me toys, so I tried to save as much as possible. My aunts said that my father was the most economical parent, and later I was called the governor. "