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My name is my phone number.
The teacher said, "Look, you don't even have your own names. Otherwise, you can choose your own names. As soon as the teacher's voice fell, I was so excited that I seemed to be reborn.
I thought about it and wrote some new names. These names are particularly funny: Yang, Yang Yayi ... My favorite name is "raising ducklings", because I want to raise ducklings most, and I think this name is good. Finally, I handed in the note that said "Yang".
I wonder, will the teacher announce the answer? Will the classmates laugh at me?
At this moment, Teacher Lin said, "Let's play a game!"
Listen, students, the teacher continued, "You should remember your names. Whose name should I report?" . Whoever says' XX is coming' will be punished for being slow. "The game started, and Miss Lin reported one by one with all kinds of strange names. The most interesting thing is that Eason Chan has adopted a new name, which is actually called Alipay. She must really want to be rich. I am also very nervous, thinking: will I not be able to react when the teacher reports to me? Will the students laugh at me? " When the teacher reports: "Yang Xiaoya!" I shouted, "Here comes Yang!" Everyone burst into laughter. But it's finally over
I think: this name is funny, but ugly. I'd better change my name back!
My name is my phone number. 2. My name is my phone. Today, we have such an activity in the last class of homework arrangement.
My name is my phone number. My name is very famous. Yuan is my father's family name. As for Qilu, it was because my parents bought a summer mat in Shandong, so I was born in Shandong. Because the full name of Shandong is "Qilu Dida", I call the last two words of my name Qilu. How's it going? Is it profound?
My name is my phone number. Next, I came to the naming step. I immediately took out Xinhua Dictionary and read it word for word, but this method is like "looking for a needle in a haystack". Before long, I was killed by "qiāng". So, I decided to take a chance, and I flipped through it casually, "1, 2, 3, stop!" "Yes, Ray ..." It's not my intention. Turn it over again, ah! Still not working. I rummaged through it many times, but nothing came of it. I was a little anxious to see that all the other students had handed it in. Suddenly, the word "Tsinghua" popped up in my mind. I might as well call it Yuan Qinghua! Yuan Qinghua has two meanings: first, I have a wish since I was a child, that is, I hope to be admitted to Tsinghua. But the word "clear" in the dictionary means clear and white. I hope to be an honest person and love China in the future.
My name is up to me, and then I will call the roll. The names I reported are really varied, including Lou, Yuan, Miao Chenggong, Amswf, Jiang Taoyue ...
My name is my phone number. Finally, there is a big competition. Guo Ye signed up for nine, Chen Zijian signed up for seven, and the champion was Zhuo Hang. Reported 10.
My name is my phone number. Is my name cool enough?
My name is my phone number. 3 "My name is Lin! I'm President Wang! My name is-"Hey? Where did this sound come from? It turns out that our composition class is going to hold a theme activity of "My name is my decision".
In the morning, we arrived at the composition class early. I wonder what interesting things will happen today. Not long after, the teacher came to the classroom and said to us, "Today, let's change the name and see who changed it. We will give you five minutes. "
At first, the classroom was silent and thought-provoking; Then there was a riot. I saw some students talking and laughing and discussing; Some students think hard; Some students have been writing and scribbling; Some students look confident and seem satisfied with their new names.
Five minutes later, we will write our new names in the notebook and report to the teacher in turn to see how good the teacher's memory is. After reading it, the teacher stepped down from the podium and pointed to the students to say hello one by one: "You are Brother Lu." "That's right." "After that, the northwest wind blew again." "You are Chang, you are Qin Shihuang ..." Haha, at last, the teacher remembered two-thirds of the new names, which we all admired. Just looking at it, is the teacher's memory too good or is our name too good?
As for me, I want to be the president of a big company in the future. At first, I gave myself a new name "Lin", but I always felt uncomfortable. After all, my parents gave it to me. I can't decide my name Please call me "Lin Zixuan"!
My name is my phone number. 4 "My name is Cointooth" and "Here!" Hey, whose name is so strange? I turned away involuntarily. It turned out that a tall and strong boy signed up! The whole class burst into laughter.
My name is Ye. What a nice name! My grandfather took it, which means Ye is my surname, Xin represents prosperity, but it represents nature, and nature means that I love nature very much.
This time, the teacher gave us a name show. I was dissatisfied with my name from the beginning, and my parents didn't discuss it with me. I really want to give myself a perfect name.
This time, the teacher asked us to give ourselves a name and write the reason, regardless of the number of words and surname.
The classroom suddenly became quiet, and some students were thinking hard. I think: Ye Hui, Xue Hui, Jixiang, Chihuahua, Box, Xia Wen, Feng Ming ... Some students are frowning, while others are already writing. Finally, I came up with a name called Xue. The first reason is that I was born in the winter morning; The second reason is that "Hui Chen" together means that I get up early in the morning to read a book, and I am very smart after reading it; The third reason is kindness, purity and loveliness.
Wu Chunxuan takes a "cold front", which means he is afraid of the cold and likes to play gun battles. He is as strong as an ox. Chen Shufan chose "Chen Gongyou", which shows that his works are very good; "Coin-picking Tooth" is a name for making a fortune. The teacher joked and asked Zhang to leave this name to the baby. There was laughter in the classroom.
At the beginning of the roll call, "Picasso" Yang Xingrui answered; "Cold Front" Wu Chunxuan replied ... Some students are not familiar with the new name, so they can't respond for a long time.
Finally, Zhang's Digging the Tooth won the Best Creative Award. Yu Wentao's "Awesome" won the Best Naming Master Award.
Today's naming game is so fun, I will play these games next time. After this competition, I know it is not easy for my parents to give me a name!
Today, we had a Chinese class, which was very interesting.
As soon as the bell rang, the teacher came into the classroom with a smile and said to us, "Do you like your name? Talk about the reasons for likes and dislikes. " The first speaker was Li. He said: "I don't like my name very much because there is a word' Gao' in my name. My parents want me to grow taller. What if I grow up to be a giant? " Xie Jiaxian went on to say, "I don't like my name either. People always say that I am a good idle person. "
The teacher smiled: "I give you a right today, that is, give yourself a favorite name and write it on paper." God, our names are all given by our elders. Is it our turn to make a decision today?
I thought about it and wrote a new name on the paper: Yu Xing. After I finished writing, I looked around. Some people were still thinking, and others looked around like me. ...
The teacher gathered the names of the students and said loudly, "I'm going to call the roll!" " Only the teacher said, "Snow White!" Feng Xiaoxue stood up and answered loudly: "Snow White is coming! "It turned out that she wanted to be as beautiful as a princess.
"Yuxing!"
"Yuxing is coming!" I was a little proud to hear the teacher call his new name. "Why the stars? Do you want to be a little star? " The teacher asked with a smile.
"No, I wish I were as ordinary as the stars in the sky, but I can also shine my own light. Make the sky more beautiful. " As soon as I finished, the teacher took the lead in applauding and said, "Yes, the star is very ordinary, but it is indispensable in the sky."
Class is over, and I feel that time flies. Happiness is short-lived, but laughter still flows in my mind. ...
My name is my phone number. My name is Zhu Lina. To tell the truth, there are more than 3000 people by this name, and even many schools have this name. So, I think every day: When can I choose my name? I also asked my parents, and they replied, "Let's talk about it later!" "This makes me very embarrassed.
Today, this good opportunity has come, and I can finally choose my name. Mm-hmm.-Ha! Got it! My new name is "Sakura Falls"! Want to know why? So-listen to me!
First, because cherry blossoms are beautiful and pink, and I like cherry blossoms; Second, because the cherry blossoms dance in the air like fairies when they fall; Third, because I think the name "Cherry Blossoms Falling" is very pleasant to listen to and easy to remember.
The name of the great family is also very strange. Some use fruit names: banana, mango, apple, watermelon; Some use plant names, such as tiger orchid, cactus and rose; Others use the names of characters in The Journey to the West, such as the Monkey King and Zhu Bajie; Others use vegetables to name them, such as eggplant, vegetables and potatoes ... the names of big families are really interesting!
Next, it's game time. This game is called "Click on a new name". We are divided into two teams, one is called "Ghost Team" and the other is called "Cute Team". The Ghost Team sent me to "fight" with Shi Ningyue of the Cute Team. I pointed out the plane flowers, potatoes, apples and darling bears of the "lovely team", and Shi Ningyue also pointed out the enthusiasm and sports cars of the "ghost team". In this way, we "fought" each other. In the end, the "cute team" and our "ghost team" didn't point it out, and we won.
This activity is really interesting!
My name is up to me. Everyone has his own name, because we were born with no one to discuss with us, and each of us can't decide his own name. But today, Miss Mu Zi asked us to think of a name for ourselves. I am very happy.
Hearing this topic, some students are happy, some students are anxious, and some students are happy.
My name is Zhang Xinuo. I don't like this name, because the word "Xi" is rare, and this name is too strange. I want to change my name. When I was thinking hard, I observed that some students around me had answers and some scratched their ears and cats. Suddenly, I had a brainwave and simply called it "Zhang Chi Jiji".
Why is it called this name? Because I'm stupid. Several times, when I was shopping, I gave money to others, but forgot to take the change. So I had to be called, "little girl, little girl, you forgot your money." Only then did I react and trotted to get it. My friends often laugh at my stupidity.
When I went to Huimin Street in Xi 'an, I thought of the word "eat". Because of the holiday, I ate in Huimin Street: a big squid, twenty duck intestines, a Chinese hamburger, a bowl of beef noodles, a fried ice cream and a baked banana. I can eat so much. My mother just brought me a snack.
At roll call, each of us was very nervous, afraid to reveal our new names.
The funniest thing is that we also heard many strange names, which made us all laugh and cry. When the teacher read From Taoaoli, we all covered our stomachs and laughed. If I take a sip of water, I will laugh. Reading: "Zhang Chi eats", I quickly jumped up and shouted: "Zhang Chi eats!" The whole class burst into laughter, and I laughed wildly.
This "My name is my decision" activity is really fun! If you can really change your name, that would be great!
My name is my phone number. Hello, my name is Lai. I've been worried about this name. Today, the teacher just asked us to give ourselves a new name, and we like it. Hehe, this opportunity has finally come. I miss my new name for a long time!
First, the teacher sent a piece of paper, and she wanted to write the new name and the old name on it. My new name is Audrey Ben II. Uh, by the way, the reason I chose this name is: Audrey. Ben is an excellent movie star. She is not only beautiful and famous, but also elegant and gentle. I like reading Roman Holiday written by her best. She has always been my idol! After that, the teacher announced: "share your names with everyone!" " So, we handed in the pen name.
Germany!' The teacher read a new name given by a classmate. That classmate stood up and shouted, "Germany is coming!" " "The teacher thought of the boss, and a chubby male classmate stood up. He's not even straight. He doesn't look like a boss at all! We suddenly doubled up with laughter! A male classmate who calls himself Pingguo. Sure enough, his round face and red face are really like apples. The teacher shouted happily, "Liu!" "Liu" hesitated for a moment, then stood up shyly and said, "Here we go! "She was called to the podium to write her new name because she was slow, which caused a burst of laughter.
When the teacher read me, I stood up with a bang and my heart was suspended. Although I pretended as if nothing had happened on the surface, my heart changed speed. After I called my new name, my heart fell like a heavy stone. ...
Haha, this class is so interesting that it makes my stomach ache!
My name is my phone number. When I came to school today, the teacher told us about the name. I thought to myself: Did the teacher change his profession to be a Feng Shui master?
At some point, the teacher suddenly said nervously to us, children, give yourself a new name today! "Gee, our end is coming. I feel that it is suddenly dark, and the happy cloud is slowly drifting away. The teacher's words stirred up a thousand waves at once, and the students took action one after another. The deskmate is serious and her eyes are as big as two soybeans. Zhou Xiao depressed, listlessly prone on the table; Xiao Zhang smiled like a bee that ate nectar; Xiao Wang is dancing. I'm nervous. The students all said their new names, and I hadn't thought of it when I got there. The eyes of my classmates turned to me, and I really became famous when I was in a hurry. Yes, Qin Feng. This name sounds so domineering. Finally passed the teacher's exam. It is really dangerous.
Then the teacher asked us to tell the story behind our names, Zhang said; I'm going forward like a huge wave, never back down. "Leng Yiling said: I hope I am handy, happy every day and everything is fine." Wei Xiaotian said: I hope my martial arts are getting higher and higher, and I will beat the invincible hand in the world. Zhou Yuelong said: I wish I could fly in the sky like a dragon and be free. "I said, I hope I can be a good detective like a detective on TV." There was warm applause in the classroom, and I felt the clouds of happiness floating back overhead.
It turns out that the little name contains so much knowledge!
My name is my phone number. On Saturday, Teacher Chen took us to play a game called "My name is my decision".
The students all took out a piece of paper, some scratched their heads and didn't know how to write for a long time, some looked left and right, and some picked up a pen to write. I picked up a pen to write, but I was quite satisfied with my name. What should I do? Then I remembered that I could add a word to it, so I thought about it. Wang Siting is not very good. She used a female student named Zhou Sihan. Isn't this a repetition? I thought of it, and both Wang Xiting and I thought it was awkward, so I thought of Yi, Yi-ting Wang, well, not bad, and then Yi-ting Wang. So, I handed in my paper.
The teacher read the name, but the teacher didn't read it himself, but made him laugh. The teacher managed to hold back a smile and said, "Zhang" is good, Xiao, chic, flying, flying, but the next second, the teacher wrote these three words on the blackboard, Zhang, our class said, Zhang, you. Make the class laugh.
The teacher added, Chen Juice, orange juice, and the teacher added, whoever wants to drink water in the future will go to Chen Juice's classmate, free of charge. The whole class burst into laughter. At this time, Chen Zhi's deskmate booed, orange juice, get me some water quickly. I was thirsty, and Chen Juice smiled shyly.
The teacher then called me and said my name was good. Let me tell you the meaning of this name. Wang Because my surname is Wang, I have to be obedient to my parents and be natural and graceful.
Next time, I will have a good name, unlike their jokes.
My name is my phone number, 1 1. Everyone has his own name. However, when the elders named us, they neither discussed with us nor agreed with us.
My name is Kang Hanyang. My grandfather gave me the name. The healthy meaning of "Kang" means that "Han" is a human being and "Yang" is the sun. I like this name very much, because it is the blessing of my whole family, and I hope I am a sunny man.
There are jokes caused by homophonic names in our school, such as Duan's name-short life; Shen Jingbing-psycho ... Today the teacher asked us to change our name. We are all eager to try and very happy. We thought to ourselves: This time I will show my talents and finally get rid of the nickname "Health Hospital".
Today, let's be Lord for our name once! Please choose your own name, regardless of the number of words and surname, as long as it is your favorite name. When choosing names, some scratch their heads, some look at the same table if they can't remember, and some draw on the table with pens! It seems that it is not easy to choose a name. My name is "Emerald Altman" because I want to protect the earth and become a great hero.
The roll call is coming soon, and some students seem to be thinking: God please, don't call me! Will my name make other people's front teeth laugh? New name: "Grab" is Ma Fang; "Bill Gay" is a girl Wang Ximeng. She wants to be a better girl than Bill Gates. "Face" is Wang Xinyue, which is a ridiculous name; "Ling" means to fly.
"Ha ha ha ....." Laughter broke out in the classroom, and my game continued.
My name is 12 "My name is Xia!" Because my name is difficult to write and not very pleasant to listen to, it is the name that my grandmother looked up in the dictionary.
Today, the teacher wants us to take the exam ourselves! "good!" "good!" Because our parents chose our names without consulting us.
Before the activity, the teacher showed us many interesting names, which made us laugh from ear to ear! For example: Du Zitong-stomachache; Stone is true-shit smells good ... all kinds of funny names.
The activity has started, you don't need to consider the surname or the number of words, you can choose your own name.
We all scratched our heads and racked our brains, not knowing what to do. Some of us frown and think hard, while others glance at others from time to time!
My first thought is two stars-Dilraba and Roy. Because I like them very much, their name is "Dili Yuanba", but it's not very nice. I changed it to "heat source". Am I afraid of the heat? Not so good! What do you want? I also thought hard and finally got a copy of Wen Fengming.
The names have been chosen, and the teacher is going to call the roll. We all listen with trepidation. The registered name should say "to" and "cold front!" "here!" , "Chen Gongyou!" "here!" Picasso!' "here!" Xue!' "here!" , "Wen Feng Ming!" "here!" "Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do!" "here!" , "coin tooth!" "here!" .
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! "Cold Front" was shot by Wu Chunxuan. I feel that he likes fighting and is afraid of the cold.
Zhang took the name "Digging Coin Tooth" because he thought it was both interesting and rich!
Fu But was written by a girl-Wu Zihan. She thinks "Fu But" is equivalent to "Gecko"!
And the master of naming is-Yu Wentao holds "awesome!" ; The creative award is Zhang's Digging the Tooth of Coin, which is the funniest. The teacher said that this name should be reserved for his son!
Through this activity, I understand a truth: whether the name is written well or not is prepared by parents and family!
But this activity is really interesting! I will definitely remember it forever!
My name is 13. My name is Picasso, right? Who took such a name? It turned out to be a thin boy, Yang Xingrui!
The teacher asked us to choose a name, because the usual names were chosen by parents without our consent. My name was given by my grandfather. My name is Chen. I like this name, but I can choose my own name this time.
The teacher said that no matter what the surname is, no matter how many words there are, you can do whatever you want. It's time to give yourself a name. Everyone is thinking hard. There are many names in my mind, and I can't think of a good name after racking my brains. I thought and thought, some students frowned, some thought and thought, some erased and changed, and some changed and erased. I think: Take Chen Gongyou for example. Chen is my family name. I hope I can do well in my future work. Besides, I want to be a novelist. Gong Heyou is two words in the novelist's name in comics, so I took a good name and handed it in.
Others are funny, too Wu Chunxuan's new name is "Cold Front"; "Niubi" is the new name of Yu Wentao and also the meaning of Niu B; "Fu But" is the new name of Wu Zihan; "Digging tooth" is Zhang's new name. He wants to get rich and have coins. I think the name "digging tooth" is very funny. In the end, Digging the Coin Tooth and Awesome won the Best Teacher and the Best Creative Award respectively.
The teacher began to call the roll, and Ye and Xue answered. "Wen" Xia replied ... Some people forget their new names because they think this name is not their original name, and they can't respond for a long time.
This activity is really interesting. It must be difficult for my parents to give me a name. The name contains their love for us.
My name is 14. After listening to the teacher's words, the whole class exploded like a "twittering" voice. After the teacher clapped his hands, the classroom slowly quieted down. "Let's think about it first, and then write it on the paper handed down by the teacher." The teacher cleared his throat and said.
I put my head in my hand, frowned and looked around, hoping to find inspiration. Suddenly I found that my classmates, like me, were racking their brains. Some seemed to have answers, while others were gesticulating on the table with pens. ...
What kind of name should I take? By the way, just use my old name! After a while, the teacher said to us, "Now, let's play a game. Whoever reads the teacher's new name will stand up and answer "So-and-so has arrived" to see who hasn't remembered his new name! "
I thought to myself: teacher, don't be the first to point at me! Don't point at me!
"I'm going to start cursing now." Hearing the teacher's words, the original heavy atmosphere became more tense, and we all dared not speak out for fear of forgetting our names and making a fool of ourselves. One minute, two minutes, three minutes ... five minutes later, the teacher still didn't pronounce the first name. "Dong Xishi." "here!" My deskmate Dong suddenly stood up. I paused, immediately recovered and burst out laughing. "the lid." "Have a dream." "Man" ... all kinds of interesting names emerge one after another, and the last name is "Lao Wang next door". The last name also appeared, and the students laughed even harder. Some students cover their mouths when they laugh, some students bend down when they laugh, and some students sit on the ground with a smile. ...
"Jingle bells ..." The class was over and the name change came to an end. This renaming game is really interesting!
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