There are fifty humorous sentences that don't want to be single anymore.

Humorous sentence that I don't want to be single again (I) 1. Tanabata SMS sends blessings, wishing singles to get rid of singles, wishing married people inseparable, and wishing divorced people to remarry as soon as possible. In short, whether single, married or divorced, Tanabata is a happy Valentine's Day.

2. What's wrong with me! I think I'm going to take off the bill, otherwise I wouldn't dream of being with someone else! Still so strange! How can it be! How beautiful! I want to be with a principal! Oh, my God! Dreams are simply terrible! That's terrible! Can I stop being romantic?

3. Forgetting = death+heart. Let me forget unless my heart is dead.

I know that some things don't need to be taken care of, some people don't need to be taken care of, and some problems will always be a problem.

Last night, I dreamed that an old man tied me with a rope, so I beat him up. He said he would never dare again. I stopped to ask his name. He said his name was Yue Lao.

God, I'm single now. Please bless my friend to be single.

7. Don't ask me if I have a boyfriend.

8. I wish I had such a person. As long as you are by my side, I don't mind the colder weather.

9. I have cherished tenderness and romance for many years and want to give it to you as soon as possible.

10. He made a bet with her that whoever paid the bill first would invite him to dinner. Finally, he lost. Before the wedding, he invited his parents to have dinner with her parents.

1 1. It's not appropriate, but that you are insincere and Jane doesn't cherish it.

12. Find a boyfriend. No boyfriend. I'm afraid I can't beat your girlfriend. No boyfriend. I don't want anyone else.

13. You like to say that I am not irresponsible.

14. I got divorced and fell in love with my bed. I don't want to leave her. I will sleep with her until the end of the world.

15. I have shed my simple veil and put on mature clothes. Maybe I lost a lot, but growth is not just falling layer by layer and becoming a phoenix.

16. Many times I walked in the street, there were always many lovers who sweetly abused me, single dog. I also want to turn over with my boyfriend and stimulate other single friends.

17. Suddenly I don't want to take off the bill. I feel that what you think is beautiful and what you say is very nice, but what about your actual actions? That negative me again. Maybe that cheerful me was cheated by you.

Humorous sentences that don't want to be single again (part two) 18. There are too many benefits of being single … but people can only grow up in adversity, so I still want to get rid of being single …

19. I met another single dog, and now it has become a titanium alloy, which is enough to fool you.

20. I also want to talk about a love.

2 1. I think of you every morning and think of you for the last time before going to sleep at night.

22. In my twenties, some people got rid of singles and poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on the road.

Everything I have seen recently is like you, so are clouds, flowers and the moon.

24. Does anyone want to be my friend circle agent? I will send it to you first in every circle of friends in the future.

Please associate with me on the premise of marriage.

26. When can I have a second cup at half price?

27. Hello, can I have a boyfriend?

28. Love is so elusive. I don't want happiness or divorce. Leave me alone, Cupid! Leave a person happy enough.

29. I may be crazy to take off the order. Why take the initiative when growing up? I don't want it!

30. I hope you will still be by my side when my face is wrinkled.

3 1. I heard that Mr. Wang has a good family and the girl wants to hear more about it for the rest of her life.

32. I want to fall in love, but I have never met the right person. I always feel that appropriateness is more important than liking, and chatting is more important than tacit understanding. I always feel that I have not become the best myself, and I am not qualified to meet better people to please others. Maybe I have passed the age of falling in love for the so-called love and losing myself. I've always wanted to be practical and realistic, and I'd rather be short of it.

33. Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, because marriage is a turning point in life, and the ideal destination cannot be the real destination. Although marriage is a form, the pain lies in the later stage.

34. In the countdown to the New Year, dear friends, I took off my bill.

Humorous sentences that don't want to be single again (Chapter III) 35. I heard that you want to take off the bill? I want to. Aha, hahahahahahaha, what's the use! I want to spend half an hour finishing my Japanese research paper! However, three hours are almost over.

36. Love is indeed a kind of fate. I don't know what fate is or what love is. If you want someone who loves you to show up soon, you have to keep looking. In fact, it is really unnecessary to meet the right person at the right time. This is destiny. Otherwise, everything is meaningless.

37. Love is the starting point of happiness, but I can't find where that person is.

If one day I want to wander, it is not because I am tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally know your direction.

39. I decided to be the best in the world with you.

40. I want to talk about a love that won't break up. From junior high school to high school, I will go to college, get married and die of old age together.

4 1. Like and fit. I must have hit it this time.

42. Who wants to be my rubber band bracket? I have tens of millions of rubber bands, and I can give them to you as long as you like.

43. I like my mother, cute, cute and smart, and I want to find a boyfriend like my mother ... I will be good to you.

44. Today is Valentine's Day. Come here. I have a relationship and I want to talk to you.

45. I liked myself from 17 until I met you at 18.

Please hold me in your arms in summer.

47. Love is like a boat carrying you and me, experiencing the ups and downs of life, experiencing the bits and pieces of life, swimming in happiness, drifting in happiness, and finally docking in the sweet love harbor to share happiness!

48. The season is too short. Three students are lucky, two cats and dogs, and one for you.

49. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.

50. I want to be the most beautiful myself one day, and I will have no regrets when I meet you.

Fifty sentences to get rid of being single when you are old.

I want to get rid of being single when I am old. I have shed my simple veil and put on mature clothes. Maybe I lost a lot, but growth is not just falling layer by layer and becoming a phoenix.

2. I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop is forever, only three seconds, and never part.

Those who like me and want to chase me, I advise you to start as soon as possible. After this year, I don't want to take off the bill. Don't blame me for being as cold as ice

One day, we will live a day when we can kiss you as soon as we turn over.

You applied Pinduoduo's thoughts to me, and you got 100 yuan.

6. I like you for a long time. I heard that you have been single, so I don't want to help you get rid of it.

7. If only it were as simple as hair loss.

I hope one day, I will tell you that peach blossoms don't need to bloom and spring doesn't need to come.

9. It's like shouting a word at the valley, and someone finally responded after many years.

10. Don't worry, wait for me. When I am good enough, I will come to you.

1 1. I want to find a boyfriend who must be very handsome. This is necessary, but of course it is impossible, because handsome and blind people do not exist.

12. Little friends have turned into goddesses, and those who have taken off their orders have also taken off their orders. It's just that I'm getting farther and farther on the road of ridicule.

13. He made a bet with her that whoever paid the bill first would invite him to dinner. Finally, he lost. Before the wedding, he invited his parents to have dinner with her parents.

14. Hello, everyone, this is my second half-price cup. I can have two drinks by myself. Thank you.

15. The season is too short, three students are lucky, two cats and dogs, and one for you.

16. I wake up feeling empty in the morning! Suddenly want to take off the bill of a single dog for ten thousand years.

17. When a person is carrying a lot of things, when a person does not have a stable seat by bus, when a person rides a bicycle, goes shopping alone and walks alone on the road.

I want to get rid of being single when I am old. Actually, my deer is still very good. It's not that hard to fall in love and divorce.

19. The university doesn't want to take off the bill any more. Single dog is used to this kind of thing, and it doesn't suit me.

20. I liked myself from 17 until I met you at 18.

2 1. When I was a child, I had an urgent need to urinate, and then I desperately looked for the toilet. Finally found the toilet to pee, and then woke up.

22. The fortune teller called me Wang Fu. Who wants to verify it?

23. Sometimes I really want to have a good relationship, not vigorous, just plain and everyone knows it.

24. You are my repeated pain and sweetness, and you let me push the time forward, one year, ten years. You make gardenias bloom again, you make summer come again and again without disappearing, you are a texture that does not appear in infinite time, you are silence, you are also a kind of weight, and you are the night.

25. I may be crazy to take off the order. Why take the initiative when growing up? I don't want it!

26. I have gained weight recently. It's all your fault. ""why? " "Because you are so cute.

27. I suddenly miss my boyfriend, and I don't know if he ate, what he did today, where he lives, how old he is, and what his name is.

28. I have a hunch that we will talk about a sweet love this year.

29. Find a boyfriend. There is no object. I'm afraid I can't beat your girlfriend. There is no object. I don't want anyone else.

30. You have no place for me. It's okay. I sat on the floor. Very clean.

3 1. I am a vulgar person. Look at the mountains, the sea, and the words. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge. The small tentacles of insects tickle the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you.

32. I hope someone will appear and let me waste my life on beautiful things, such as you.

I made a wish on New Year's Eve that I could have money, but I didn't need to spend too much. Make a wish on your first birthday, and want to take off the bill and live happily ever after. If this year is coming to an end and my next birthday is not far away, I haven't realized a wish yet.

34. He Siqi, I really love you, even if it is wrong, I don't regret it.

Love is like a boat, carrying you and me, experiencing the storms of life, experiencing the dribs and drabs of life, swimming in happiness, drifting in happiness, and finally docking in the sweet love harbor to share happiness!

36. I want to deal with objects. If there is someone, I don't want it. I'm afraid of being beaten. I don't want what I don't want and I don't want what others don't want.

37. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby.

38. Challenge singles 100 days. Today is the 25432nd day.

39. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we are separated, we will be together again.

40. Like and fit. I must have hit it this time.

4 1. I want to get rid of the bill. I don't want to know why Tutankhamun's two or three-year-old brothers like tall people of the same age. .

42. Love is the starting point of happiness, but I can't find where that person is.

43. When I left you, I missed you for a long time. When I am near you, my eyes are full of tears. When I don't know you, I am full of emotions.

44. I really want to talk about a vigorous love and meet an unexpected person.

45. Women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, because marriage is a turning point in life, and the ideal destination cannot be the real destination. Although marriage is a form, the pain lies in the later stage.

There are three kinds of true friends: those who love you, those who forget you and those who hate you. A true friend is the soul of two people.

This is a season of love. Loneliness is shameful.

Loneliness is an art that few people can appreciate.

49. You don't know how to cherish until you lose it. How can you cherish it if you don't lose it?

50. After meeting you, my great ambition and blood turned into a simple wish to go home with you at night.

Talk about what you don't want to wave, talk about what you don't want to wave.

1. I am really tired. I don't want to surf. I want to wait for a piece of Yuan Ye that belongs to me only. Where are you?

My throat is too swollen to speak. I want to go home and stop surfing. It's too hot.

3. Start to seriously implement the planned weight loss tomorrow. I've had enough waves these months. It's time to live by yourself. I don't want to raise the flag either. Just stick to it.

I don't want to do this at all if I can. Actually, I don't want to surf at all. These things are often difficult to understand.

5. I don't want to wave any more, just want to find a person who is neither bad nor bad.

6. Don't want to wave any more, just want to be the baby in your arms.

7. I don't want to make waves, but I just want to be your silly sweet.

8. Please stop the waves. Leave her alone. I don't want her to worry about me and be angry with me. May what I can leave you be the best.

9. Thank you for your company. I've been wandering for 20 years, and I don't want to surf any more. It's enough to have you, and the next life will be this life.

10. I really don't want to wave anymore. I am really happy to have a stable person to live with, and I will sleep peacefully. Unfortunately, I can't stay.

1 1. I just want to be a good loser, don't think about things, forget how long I haven't been out surfing!

12. Maybe I have a stable home. I don't want to surf any more, and I'm too lazy to make all kinds of movements. I just want to have a stable little happiness with you.

13. I've had enough waves and don't want to wave. I feel more and more tired and uncomfortable living a life of wine and meat!

14. I suddenly don't want to surf anymore. I want to settle down and be a good girl.

15. Maybe someone really exists. When you meet him, you just want to be quiet and don't want to wave again.

I must go home in June! Don't want to wave any more!

17. Going out to play is really tiring. I don't want to go surfing next holiday. Let's rest and recuperate with our family honestly.

18. I really don't want to surf anymore recently. I am really tired.

19. I have been drunk every night since we separated. Give me a home.

20. I dare not smoke after drinking bad wine. I don't want to wave anymore. I want to settle down.

2 1. After being closed for more than a month, I can finally surf. Stationery is too expensive, so I don't want to buy any more.

22. So you decided to see it tomorrow? Suddenly want to go home outside. Don't want to wave.

23. I don't want to go out at home, and I don't want to go home after going out in waves. This is a disease.

Tanabata said that she didn't want to be single anymore.

Tanabata says I don't want to be single any more (Part I) 1. I like myself 17, and I didn't change my mind until I met you at 18.

It doesn't matter if I meet you in the future. I hope it will be you for the rest of my life.

Liking you is the closest thing I have ever done to love.

When you want to go out on Sunday, say "Why" to yourself.

This is white sugar, this is brown sugar, you are my strong sugar.

I made a wish on New Year's Eve that I could have money, but I didn't need to spend too much. Make a wish on your first birthday, and want to take off the bill and live happily ever after. If this year is coming to an end and my next birthday is not far away, I haven't realized a wish yet.

7. After seeing your name for so long, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.

8. After thinking about it, I just don't want to take off the bill early. I am in good shape now, but sometimes I am forced to feed the dog food. Thank those who are close to me, but it's good to be classmates or friends, because I don't get along much in college and I don't have much real feelings, at least for me. Being too tired may be a kind of interference. Uh-huh, so far so good.

9. Steal me, romantic collector.

10. You have no place for me in your heart. It's okay. I sat on the floor. Very clean.

1 1. Stop being a free man and concentrate on being your husband.

12. You can spend the night at home when you are single. It is irresponsible to be away from home in a besieged city.

13. I need a boyfriend urgently, because my hometown is going to break the corn!

14. I finally met someone who liked it enough not to give up.

15. Confirmed my eyes, I met the right person.

16. I want to find a boyfriend who must be very handsome. This is necessary, but of course it is impossible, because handsome and blind people do not exist.

17. I never thought that one day I would sign up, and everything is changing ... I just want to say goodbye to being single, want to divorce, and want to have love, that's all!

Tanabata says I don't want to be single any more (part two) 18. As long as you are here, I am willing to keep that day for you alone.

19. Envy, jealousy and hate. Why do you want to be a different person as soon as you hear that all your friends have taken off their bills?

20. Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.

2 1. I want to take off the bill and don't want to spend Valentine's Day alone in various senses.

22. Love is indeed a kind of fate. I don't know what fate is or what love is. If you want someone who loves you to show up soon, you have to keep looking. In fact, it is really unnecessary to meet the right person at the right time. This is destiny. Otherwise, everything is meaningless.

23. You are guilty. ""? ""You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

24. Those who always want to take off the bill will give you the opportunity to ... leave a selfie of yourself.

25. Thank you for your star-like appearance, which gave me a thin and boring trip and a destination free from gravity.

26. I got divorced and fell in love with my bed. I don't want to leave her. I want to sleep with her until the end of the world.

27. Actually, my deer is still excellent. It's not that hard to fall in love and divorce.

28. I hope someone will appear and let me waste my life on beautiful things, such as you.

29. I have a lot of snacks and sweets. If you like me, I will consider giving you half.

30. Quarrel with others, even if you are justified, the momentum will be weak, because no one will protect you.

3 1. Love is the starting point of happiness, but I can't find where that person is.

32. I love you from beginning to end.

33. The days ahead are long, and I want to find someone to spend them with.

34. I choose Mori Yoshiro for jelly. I'm not confused when I'm in love.

Tanabata said that I don't want to be single anymore (Chapter III) 35. A person's insomnia is insomnia all over the world, and happy insomnia is because he dare not close his eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end

36. There is something I want to talk to you about. What about falling in love?

37. Life is short. When you meet someone you like, you should like them seriously.

38. Love is so elusive. I don't want happiness or divorce. Leave me alone, Cupid! Leave a person happy enough.

39. Those who like me and want to chase me, I advise you to start as soon as possible. After this year, I don't want to take off the bill. Don't blame me for being as cold as ice

40. Hello, can I have a boyfriend?

4 1.11October1Singles' Day, you are always lonely when you are alone. Find a lover to get rid of your bill, have less troubles in your heart, pursue it with all your strength and not be afraid of rejection. May you end your single life and get rid of the bill as soon as possible.

42. You may fall from the sky or from the tree, but the best way is to fall in love with me.

It doesn't matter if we didn't meet earlier. Now is the right time.

44. I want to cancel the order. I don't want to know why Tutankhamun's two or three-year-old brother likes tall people of the same age and likes tall people. .

45. I want to cut my hair short and get rid of poverty and bills. Emmmm was just thinking.

46. The fortune teller called me Wang Fu. Who wants to verify it?

47. If you just want to fall in love and tease Han, your mind is dirty. Seeing it makes you sad, and being single is especially good. What's the point of not wanting a divorce? Well, calm down. Long live being single? .

48. Every time I talk to my little sister, a man always cuts in. What an interesting boy! I want to take off my bill for about a few minutes every month. Just a few minutes. Really sweet! I'm happy to eat.

49. I have cherished tenderness and romance for many years and want to give it to you as soon as possible.

50. If you don't fall in love, please push my WeChat to those in need. Thank you.