How to use funny jokes to humorously answer boss questions?

1. There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years.

2. A beautiful love is when one is shameless and the other is pretending to be reserved. Don’t wait until the shameless one is gone before the one who is pretending to be reserved cries.

3. If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between you and a salted fish?

4. You can say that I am a walk-on, but you cannot say that I am a walk-on!

5. I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for life is this human head. I'm afraid it won't be that easy for you to take it away.