Classic funny copywriting that will make your friends circle laugh in 2022

1. I was smoking on the balcony that day. I smoked half of it and the rest was blown away by the wind. I didn't care about following the trend, maybe it also has troubles. But afterwards, the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I started to convulse!

2. There is a beggar on a certain street, begging there every day. One day, someone suddenly discovered that there was an extra bowl next to the beggar, but there was no one there. Someone was curious, so he went up and asked, "Why did you put two bowls?" The beggar smiled and said, "For some reason, business has been very good recently, so I opened a branch."

3. I went from having nothing to having assets of over 100 million, from living in poverty to having luxury cars and villas. I didn’t rely on anyone else to do this, but all on my own, bit by bit, I figured it out.

4. It is said that all the pretty people have already started to receive Christmas gifts. I looked in the mirror and decided to give up. But then I looked in the mirror again, just in case someone was blind.

5. You were naked in the sunshine in the south, she was wrapped in a mink on the kang in the north, and I was in the heavy snow in Beijing. There was no sunshine and no mink, so I relied on all my fat to keep warm.

6. Me: "I want a dragon." Santa Claus: "Can you be more realistic?" Me: "I want a partner." Santa Claus: "What color dragon do you want?" ”

7. Palmist Master: Your palms are big, you must be lonely. Me: Huh? You can see this, why? Palmist Master: Because the bigger the palm, the lonelier it becomes.

8. I once thought that as long as I worked hard and ran forward, poverty and loneliness would not be able to catch up with me. But who would have thought that what couldn't catch up with me was my hairline.

9. "Have you ever said the humblest words in order to retain the other person in your life? What was it?" "Come back, I'll give you fifty for fifty, and I'll sell it to you at a loss."

10. It snowed heavily yesterday. A reporter asked on the street: "Aunt, how much impact do you think the snow will have on your life today?" The aunt said: "The impact is too great! The first thing is your opinion. Understand, I am your uncle!

11. As the saying goes, many skills are not enough. After decades of traveling alone, I discovered that the most useful skill is "thinking a little bit"

12. I rejected three more boys today, and I was sad to see their disappointed faces. After all, I really can’t afford your real estate, fitness cards and financial products.

13. An old farmer felt unwell and came to the hospital for examination. When the old farmer came to the laboratory department with a urine box, a nurse pointed to the sign on the door and said: "Non-undergraduate personnel are not allowed to enter." The old farmer was furious: "I'm just going to do a urine test, and I also need a bachelor's degree."

14. If a girl looks at you biting her lip this season, don’t get me wrong, she might just be biting her dead skin.

15. I felt uncomfortable and went to see a Chinese medicine doctor. I saw the doctor frowning when taking my pulse, so I asked: "Doctor, how is my pulse?" Doctor: "To be honest, it looks pretty ugly."

16. The coach had an accurate comment on the girl who took the driver’s license exam with me: Nod your head three times when starting, pump hard when turning, listen to the sound when reversing, don’t look back if you don’t make a sound, and you can only go over the pits if they are there, but you can’t go over them if there are no pits. Stone.

17. As a single nobleman, whenever married people ask me "Why don't you get married?" I always reply: "I don't want to live like you."

18. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduce you, would you obey? I smiled and shook my head, haha, who do you think I am? Am I the kind of person who tells you what I really think?

19. I can’t find a girlfriend, so I have no choice but to go to fortune telling. Fortune teller: You are destined not to be a woman in the first half of your life. My eyes lit up: What about the second half of your life? Fortune teller: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.

20. "It's OK to borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my wife first." "Don't you have a wife?" "Yeah, so there's no need to discuss it!"

21.In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age did not matter. But now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not an issue.