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142. "Peppa Pig"
Mother Pig was doing weight-loss exercises following a TV show, and Daddy Pig said proudly: "Fortunately, I don't have to lose weight, I'm in great shape."
Peppa Pig couldn't help but give Daddy Pig poured cold water on him, saying that Daddy Pig's belly was too big and not symmetrical at all. Daddy Pig was not convinced, so Peppa Pig asked Daddy Pig to bend down and touch his toes. Well, seeing this, I silently bent down and tried, but it didn't pass! Want to lose weight!
Peppa Pig made a series of weight loss plans for Daddy Pig, starting with a hundred push-ups, but Daddy Pig took advantage of everyone to make lunch and was lazy upstairs watching TV.
After being discovered by Peppa Pig, Mummy Pig suggested that Daddy Pig ride a spinning bike, but Daddy Pig found the old spinning bike too noisy and could not hear the TV.
Peppa Pig came up with a good idea. She asked Daddy Pig to ride his little bicycle. Daddy Pig happily set off on his bicycle. He found that going downhill was easier than going uphill, so he rushed all the way downhill to At the foot of the mountain.
But unfortunately, Daddy Pig couldn't stop the car, and he rushed into the duck pond.
The most pitiful thing is that Daddy Pig has to push his bicycle up the hillside to go home.
Daddy Pig indirectly completed his exercise for the day, thinking that it was over, but Mummy Pig said that it was just one day, and that he would continue to exercise in the future, which frightened Daddy Pig.
“Only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight” is the slogan of all of us. We see our own shadow in Daddy Pig, which is not too funny.
Narrator: Mummy Pig is watching a keep fit program
on television.
TV show: "Come on, now, that's right." "bend it" , stretch it," "bend it, stretch it." Ahhh! and one and two
Dad: I love watching television.
TV show: and three and four
Dad: What's this, Mummy Pig?
TV show: and one and two
Mom: It's a program about doing exercises to keep fit.
< p> Daddy: Thank goodness! I don't have to exercise!I'm naturally fit.
Peppa Pig: You don't look very fit, Daddy; your tummy is a bit big!
Dad: I'm very fit! I'll show you! What shall I do first?
Peppa Pig: Touch your toes. Like this!< /p>
Daddy: Easy!
Peppa Pig: Daddy! Stop pretending that you can't touch your toes.
Daddy: Err... I'm not pretending, Peppa.
Narrator: Daddy Pig really cannot touch his toes.
Peppa Pig: Oh, dear, Daddy! That's not very good!
Daddy : Hmmm... Maybe I should do a bit of exercise.
Peppa Pig: Yes, Daddy.
Dad: And I will start...tomorrow!
Mom: Daddy Pig! You have to start exercising now!
Oh!
Peppa Pig: Don't worry, Daddy, I will help you.
Dad: Oh, alright! Peppa, you're in charge of getting me fit. What should I do first?
Peppa: First, you must do some press-ups!
Daddy: Easy!
Peppa Pig: One, two. There. Very good, Daddy. Now, I want you to do...One hundred!
Daddy : One hundred?!
Peppa Pig: Yes.
Mom: Come on, children, help me make lunch.
Dad: I'll help as well.
Peppa: No, Daddy! You've got one hundred press-ups to do.
Dad: Oh.
One...Two...Three...
Narrator: Mummy Pig, Peppa and George
Dad: Four...
Narrator: are in the kitchen making lunch.
Daddy: Six...
Narrator: Daddy Pig is still doing his press-ups.
Daddy: Seven!. ..
Peppa Pig: Daddy is doing Eight! very well.
Dad: Nine!...
Mom: Yes,
< p> Dad: Ten!...Mom: I do hope he's not overdoing it.
Dad: Eleven!...Twelve!...
< p> Peppa Pig: I'll go and see.Dad: Thirteen!... Fourteen!... Fifteen!... Sixteen!... Seventeen!..
< p> Peppa Pig: Daddy Pig! You're cheating! You should be doing press-ups!Daddy: Oh! Err...There was something interesting on the TV.
Peppa Pig: Naughty Daddy!
Mom: Maybe Daddy will have more success with my old exercise bike.
Dad: Aha! This looks like fun! I'll be able to cycle and watch TV at the same time.
Dad: It's impossible! This bike is too noisy. I can't hear the TV!
Mom: You've got to get fit somehow.
Peppa Pig: I know! You can use my bicycle.
Mom: Yes, and then you'll get some fresh air as well.
< p> Narrator: Daddy Pig is going to ride on Peppa's little bicycle.Peppa Pig: Daddy, these are the pedals. These are the brakes...And this is the bell.
< p> Dad: Yes! Yes! Thank you, Peppa, I know. Bye bye.Dad: Easy as pie!
Narrator: Getting fit is quite hard work.?< /p>
Daddy: Aha! Now I can get fit without having to pedal!
Narrator: Daddy Pig is going very fast.
Daddy: Oh! Maybe I' d better slow down.
Daddy: Arrgh! The brakes aren't strong enough! Help!
Narrator: Daddy Pig has been
gone for a long time.
Peppa Pig: Mummy, where can Daddy be?
Mom: Don't worry, Peppa. Daddy must be really
enjoying himself to be away for so long.
Peppa: Daddy! where have you been?
Dad: I whizzed all the way down the hill, and then I had to push the bike all the way back up again.
Mom: Oh! Poor Daddy Pig!
Dad: Well, at least I've done my exercise.
Mom: Yes. For today.
Dad: What do you mean?
Mom: You'll have to do some more exercise tomorrow.
Dad :what?
Peppa Pig: Daddy, to get fit, you have to exercise every day.
Dad: Oh, no.
Peppa Pig: But don't worry, Daddy, I'll make sure you do it.
Dad: Yes! I know you will.
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