Tell me a joke (about snakes)

Someone saw a snake and boasted, "It is 10 foot wide and 100 foot long." 7D ~ ~ & lt45 carats

Others naturally don't believe it. He subtracted 20 feet from the length of the snake. People still don't believe it, so he subtracts 30 feet from the length of the snake, z # kb+.u.

40 feet, the result is reduced to 10 feet. kexvE 3

Someone said, "According to you, this snake is 10 feet long and 10 feet wide-"m.5 @ qmq.

The man cried awkwardly, "Oh, it's a square snake!" " “NXS$w{^

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2. The little snake and its mother walk and walk. The little snake asked: mom, mom ~ are we really poisonous? Mother snake said: It is poisonous to us. Walking, the little snake asked again: Mom, are we really really poisonous? Mother snake said: yes, we are poisonous, we are really poisonous ... Walking, the little snake asked: Mom, are we really poisonous? Mother snake said, what happened to your child today? The little snake said, I just bit my tongue. ....................................................................................................................................................................

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3. Father and son went for an outing. Father said to his son, "Be careful, there is a viper here. It bit them for five steps and died." & amppv* TL8

"It doesn't matter. If I am bitten by a snake, I won't leave without taking four steps. " u & ampf|z9

"What a clever son, but it's too dangerous for you to do so." ]，zp ~ yVU & amp

"Then what should I do?" A=D G+z ' '

"It's safest not to take a step!" G22

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4. The tortoise and the snake go to the park and only have one ticket. The tortoise got the snake around its neck. When entering the park, the eagle checking in said, stop. The tortoise and the snake panicked. The eagle said, Look at your tortoise, wearing a tie! * Oh, Virginia

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5. Ophthalmichthys is highly myopic, dating an elephant for the first time [

After the ceremony, the cobra said to the elephant's nose: 0U/s.

"Come on, come on, it's very kind of you to bring such a big pig ~ ~! ! ! "

6. Cobra goes to see a doctor. "Doctor, I can't see clearly for a long time."

The doctor said that your degree has deepened, so he was given a pair of glasses and asked for a reexamination in two weeks.

Two weeks later, the snake came and told the doctor that his glasses made him even more depressed.

The doctor said, "Why? Is it a little dizzy to wear glasses? "

"The glasses are very good."

Cobra sighed and said, "Only I found out that I lived with a rubber hose for two years."