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The composition of the fifth grade class
The fifth grade class composition article 1 "love" is a warm word. We all live in a world of love-family love, social love and class collective love ... Class 5 and Class 3 in our class are a caring group.
It was an afternoon. I went to school and was about to get the key, but I couldn't find it. Did I lose it? I thought about it carefully, but I still have no impression. I told my classmates about it. "Well, it's all because you lost your key that we can't enter the classroom." Some classmates began to complain about me, and I cried sadly.
The bell for class preparation rang, and Mr. Chen strode up. Immediately, some students went up to complain. Teacher Chen said kindly, "Well, let's stop talking and try to get into the classroom." Teacher Chen called Zhu to the front and said a few words. Zhu hurried to the teacher's office, took a hammer and opened the lock.
At the class meeting at work, Mr. Chen smiled and asked a question: "I lost the door key of the classroom." Who came up with the solution? " Meng stood up and said, "Nie Weili should be compensated."
Teacher Chen shook his head and said, "This is not a good idea." Speaking of which, the teacher took out a dollar and put it on the platform. The students immediately understood Mr. Chen's intention.
Wang Wenting, the monitor, gave fifty cents. Then, both Li Rui and Zhang Ziyi went to the podium and gave themselves pocket money.
From that day on, our class hung a brand-new lock. Every time I see this lock, my heart is full of love for my class.
Dear teachers and students, composition in Class Two, Grade Five:
Good Morning, everyone!
First, introduce yourself. My name is Zhang Jun! I am lively and cheerful and easy to get along with everyone. I would like to be close friends with you and work hard with you to make the class tabloid prosperous. The reason why I run for the president of the small newspaper in my class is because I think I have the ability to run this small newspaper well, because I want everyone to learn more news knowledge and broaden their horizons by reading the tabloids in our class, and at the same time let everyone learn more and better learning methods and improve the overall academic performance of our class.
At present, I am the leader of one of the four groups in the second largest group in our class. In daily study, under my leadership, everyone in our four-person group is very enthusiastic about learning. In class, teachers ask questions, and they can actively raise their hands to speak. We have found a good learning method. The academic performance of our four-person group has made great progress.
After I compete to be the president of the class tabloid, I will work hard in the following aspects:
1. Carefully collect all kinds of valuable news materials after daily study, so as to enrich the contents of the tabloids in our class and attract young readers.
2. Seriously study and discuss with the students, solve the existing problems, constantly improve and improve the quality of the class tabloid, make the class tabloid more knowledgeable and interesting, and make everyone like our class tabloid more.
3. Open a column on learning methods in the class tabloids, and announce students' good learning experiences and methods for students' reference, study and reference, so as to improve their learning.
4. Fully develop democracy and recruit members of the tabloid interview group, editing group and broadcasting group for the whole class. According to the actual work needs, I will set up another logistics group to provide logistics support for the smooth distribution of class tabloids, organize interview groups to carry out interview activities in groups, and carry out interview activities every Thursday afternoon after school. During the activity, interviews were conducted in groups of 2-3 people, and the interviewees were principals, teachers, class cadres and students of all grades. Think out the interview questions in advance and carefully record the opinions and suggestions of the people who answer the questions, and then interview the students about what they are discussing recently. After the interview, the interview team is required to sort out the interview materials in time, then hand them over to the editing team for editing, and finally publish them in the form of handwritten newspapers.
My specific work is as follows:
External coordination of a kind of small newspapers
1. When interviewing school leaders, teachers and classmates in other classes, I will communicate with them in advance and agree on the interview time and content in advance.
2, timely understand the opinions and suggestions of external readers on the class newspaper after its issuance, and organize and analyze them to convey to the class newspaper, so as to continuously improve the quality of our newspaper and make our newspaper more attractive to readers.
Internal Coordination of Class Two Small Newspapers
1, under the guidance of teachers, do a good job in the direction and quality of running a class tabloid, so that it can really serve all of us and become a good helper for all of us to learn.
2. Coordinate the difficulties of interview group, editing group, broadcasting group and logistics group in running the newspaper, so as to improve our running efficiency.
3. Collect the opinions and suggestions of classmates, improve the class tabloids and improve the quality of running newspapers.
4. Organize the daily meeting of class tabloids, and coordinate and solve the problems that affect the quality and efficiency of running newspapers.
If I can be elected successfully, I will try my best to run the tabloids in our class according to my plan under the guidance of my teachers and the strong support of my classmates, so that the tabloids in our class can become a good helper for everyone to learn. If I lose the election, I will not be discouraged. I will carefully find out my own shortcomings, strive to improve my comprehensive ability, and constantly improve myself. I will also actively participate in handling the tabloids in our class and do my bit for the tabloids in our class.
I hope everyone will support me strongly. Please vote for me with your sacred vote!
Thank you!
Competitor: Zhang Jun.
20xx April 12
The third composition of the fifth grade class! Our class is really "a master like a cloud". Everyone has a specialty that surprises you, especially the "Four Kings".
Funny king.
Speaking of funny, Zhao Jinyu really deserves his reputation! On that day, I only took the midterm English exam once. I usually cry when I get good grades. Zhao Jinyu, who sits in front of me, hates others crying. Make a pig's head quickly and make me happy. But I thought he was laughing at me, and the more he cried, the more he had to use his stunt-Indian hula dance.
I saw his left hand raised and made a seven-character, and his right hand hung up and made an L-character. He took off his coat and tied it around his waist, twisting his ass from side to side. I laughed my head off and sat down on the floor from my chair. Suddenly, all my unpleasant achievements were erased. Do you think he is interesting?
King of bookworms-Cheng Yushan.
Might as well tell you an exaggerated little secret. Cheng Yushan can read thousands of words at the age of three, recite three-character classics at the age of five and read novels at the age of seven. A flow of words, clear logic.
I remember I took a copy of La Traviata to school last month. As soon as I took it out of my schoolbag, I saw Cheng Yushan running at the speed of scud, grabbed it like lightning and ran, and said, "I'll give it back to you after school this afternoon."
Time passed quickly. At noon, I returned to the classroom after dinner and saw her still reading. I went over and called her three times before she said, "Ah, have dinner?" . Said she was a bookworm, you see, it's true!
King of Hercules-Xiao.
He is the strongest in the class. Although he is all thumbs, he can lift the tripod! Last week, Cao brought a set sail. The whole class of boys swarmed.
"Plop" Cao and I both fell to the ground, and I couldn't lift it after lifting it several times. Zhong Ling Jr. saw it, pulled his sleeve, squatted down his leg, and held the iron bar of the table. Suddenly a hard hand made the table stand up again. It's really a blockbuster!
The king of saliva-Cao.
Cao is my deskmate. I remember starting school last month. I haven't seen you all summer. As soon as I came to school, I chatted with Zhao Jinyu and said, "Brother Zhao, I haven't seen you for a winter vacation. Let's stop here! "
I saw Zhao Jinyu's saliva flowing into a river, and Cao's saliva was everywhere on the table.
Zhao Jinyu shouted: "Cao Qiucheng! Why don't you talk? Please don't use punctuation in your speech. Now please shut your mouth. "
After that, Cao said "OK, be careful next time", only to see another drop of saliva flowing out of his mouth. I saw it beside me, speechless!
Do you think our Class 1, May 1 is all a stunt? In fact, not only these four kings, but also many individuals are very powerful, so I won't introduce them one by one. If you want to know more, please join our hidden class.
I entered the high school campus and stayed in this class for two years, which has been more than two years. These two years have gradually made me inseparable from integration and from every classmate and teacher. In this huge campus, I feel that my class is my home.
I study in Class 4, Grade 2, which is a more active and United class. Every time the school organizes any activities, the students in our class will prepare very carefully and get good grades, which is the honor of the class. Usually the atmosphere in the class is more harmonious, and it won't be as noisy as other classes. Some people won't talk to other students even if they don't study. So I think the learning atmosphere in the classroom is very good. After class, students will get together and have a good time. The instantaneous pressure is reduced by more than half. Some students will tell jokes in a particularly intimate way and spend ten minutes in a relaxed way. Sometimes other students have difficulties, and we will actively help them. We will lend a helping hand whenever the students need it. Over the past two years, our friendship has become more and more consolidated. Suddenly I'm afraid of graduating from senior three. I don't want to be separated from them. I just want to continue my study and move on.
Maybe not everyone in our class can be admitted to Peking University Tsinghua, but each of us will work hard to make progress for our big or small dreams. We are United and friendly. We are the best class.
There is still one day to register today, and the weather suddenly turns cloudy in the afternoon. It seems that something big is going to happen. I nervously picked up my cell phone and looked at the dolls in Class 5 (2). Sure enough, something really happened.
Open the doll group of Class 5 (2) and five eye-catching pictures come into view. I opened the first one and looked at it. It turned out to be a sixth-grade placement. I took a look and went straight to the second picture, but I still couldn't find my name after searching for a long time. I am very disappointed: I must have been assigned to another class. What should I do if I am separated from my good friend? I turned to the first photo in fear and trembling. Wow, with my name, I was assigned to Class 6 (1), but I couldn't find my best friend's name. There seems to be something missing in my heart, and I can't calm down for a long time. The next morning, my parents and I went to Class 6 (1) to register. The strange and gentle faces of the three teachers made me feel a little cold. The teacher in the red skirt impressed me the most. As soon as she spoke, I was shocked: Wow! How can this teacher's voice be so beautiful? Like a lark, crisp and gentle. But even so, I am still not happy: my classmates have changed, why should I change teachers? But on second thought, changing classes and teachers is not necessarily a bad thing. On the contrary, you can see your own shortcomings in different environments and compare yourself with other students to learn. Thinking about thinking, my heart is not so cold.
Although I have changed classes and classmates, I can better reflect on my own shortcomings and correct them, and I can make new friends. Changing shifts is also a good thing.
When everyone finished eating, Mr. Zheng announced: "There will be a balloon riding competition next." I looked at my high heels, sighed and said to my friends, "I really put on the wrong shoes. Maybe I can't take part in the competition." Xingyue smiled and said, "I should be able to attend, and my heels are not high." I picked up my own balloon and practiced with everyone. I heard Mr. Zheng say loudly, "Announce the rules of the game: 1. Men's and women's teams, one * * * 200 balloons, boys step on blue, girls step on red, and each team chooses 5 people. Within the specified time, which team steps on more balloons will win. 2, you can only step on it with your feet, one * * *, there are three rounds! " Everyone shouted, "We know!"
The girls chatted for a while and chose me, Meno and three other girls. "three, two, one ... go!" I quickly began to step on the balloon. The sound of "bang, bang" filled the whole beach. I quickly covered my ears. "ah!" I screamed, and it turned out that a fish had stepped on it. He was snickering. I stared at him in disgust, endured the pain and continued to step on it. The girls shouted: "The women's team will win, the women's team will win, come on …" The boys were not to be outdone: "Come on, men's team, come on, yeah! "Only 10 is left." Bang bang "and" Time is up! "We have six balloons left, while the boys' team has only four. Everyone gnashed their teeth with anger. The boys kept making faces at us and sticking out their tongues, saying, "You girls will never win!" " I secretly said to myself, you arrogant guys, I will give you some color to see see in the future!
In the last two rounds, the women's team won! Everyone cheered, but the boys were depressed and blamed each other.
Teacher Zheng looked at his watch and said to us, "Let's move freely, but not too far from here." "Oh." Everyone agreed, and their hearts ran away.
I set up a tent, climbed into it with my good friends, lit energy-saving lamps and read a book for a while. I don't know who suggested going to the beach to lie down for a while, so I dragged a big damp-proof blanket to the beach. Everyone lies comfortably on it and chats. Night covers the earth, only a few stars are shining in the sky, the moonlight shines quietly on us, the sea is covered with silver, and the beach suddenly becomes quiet. I closed my eyes, felt the sea breeze blowing gently, and listened to the sound of the waves hitting the rocks.
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