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Zhang Dapeng is joking.

In a materialistic world, there is always a need to compare with others. Every time I go home for the New Year, I dare not visit my relatives. All I heard was whose children found girlfriends and took them home for the New Year, and who bought a house in the city. Although I always tell myself not to compare with others, but to live for myself, this is the reality. They are secular people, and no one can escape. Because I was poor, I saved a year's money and found an adverb to comfort myself. I have to mention this year. I can't let the villagers laugh at me for coming out for so long and achieving nothing. I learned to scrimp and save in order to buy a car. I used to eat and drink with a group of "friends and brothers" when I had no money, but I was scolded by my mother every time. Now my friend told me to go out, so I'm determined not to go out unless there's something really important, and I'm devoted to making money at work. ? Time flies, and the end of the year is coming soon. It's still a great sense of accomplishment to see more and more balance in the card. Even when I want to take it out to buy a car, I feel a little distressed. Unlike before, I always want to eat it all and spend money with a bunch of friends. I say loudly every day that money is an egg. If you spend it today, you will earn it tomorrow. Drinking a little wine every day is like a fool, and I have a unique sense of accomplishment. I am 30 years old. What's the matter? My parents are worried about me. Every time I call, I swear and hang up. Now I realize more and more that my youth is gone and I am not a child. I can't worry my parents any more. ? I chose Tuyue because it looks beautiful and Volkswagen is a well-known brand. Even people who don't understand culture know this brand. I'm sure I'll have face when I drive back. Besides, the car is not small, and it looks very good. It is an ideal model with rich configuration. Although it will take more than ten days to go home, I hope the time can be faster and give my parents a surprise. I am very excited at the thought of the envious eyes of the villagers. I had an ideal one.

Choose a light blue lake with a unique atmosphere. My parents said to choose the white one. But personally, I think white is too unsuitable for the street. I feel that this blue color is unique and beautiful, and walking on the road is also a beautiful scenery [hee hee] [hee hee].

Spread your wings and stop in the middle of the road, feeling full of atmosphere, almost occupying a road. I chose it because I took a fancy to its sleek and steady atmospheric value. The air intake grille is simply two coated strips, and then connected with the left and right headlights, giving people a strong sense of integrity and looking simple and domineering.

45-degree perspective

Smooth car butt

Take a close-up of a big face

Headlamp close-up

Rearview mirror small ear

Look at this slender shape.

Taillight close-up

Intermediate simple atmosphere

I especially like this advanced panoramic skylight.

Finally, a handsome face is over.