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Xiaoming lunch box series

1. Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ...

Because Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..

2. During the ten years of Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was hungry ... He made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast ... At school ... He opened the lunch box and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and then opened it again, missing two. .........

So ... finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiao Ming was afraid ... where is jiaozi? .....

Jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. ...........

During ten years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression ... Wang Xiaoming lived a carefree life ... Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..................

4. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is it okay?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. .............

5. Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13 floor again ... why?

Because there is no 14 floor. ...........

6. An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why did he come back safely?

Because Xiaoming is a camel. .........

7. Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert ... Why didn't he go back this time?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. ........

Dog into the desert series

A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die?

A: He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee in the desert.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still suffocated. Why?

A: There is a sign on the dotted pole, which says "No peeing here".

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck to it, but it was stuffy.

Yes, why?

What?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing is posted on it, and the queue is there.

Guo Huan

It's suffocating Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is very embarrassed.

Female cat series

A mother cat saw a mouse. Why did she turn and run?

B: Because the mouse is behind the mother cat, the mother cat must turn and run to catch the mouse.

The mother cat caught the mouse. Why did she abandon the mouse with a loud cry?

Mother cat is teasing the mouse.

Mother cat killed the mouse. Why doesn't she eat and rest?

B: Mother cat is not hungry yet.

Finally, the mother cat was hungry and ate the mouse. Why did she wipe her tears?

B: The mother cat loves cleanliness and is washing her face.

A: The mother cat is an expert in catching mice, but why does her owner always call her stupid?

B: The captured mouse didn't have time to report it, so other mice stole the owner's food.

A: The owner found many mouse bones eaten by the mother cat. Why does the owner beat and scold the mother cat?

B: The shopkeeper used mouse bones as ribs he bought.

The cat finally caught all the mice in its master's house. Why is the master still beating and scolding the cat?

Because the cat is hungry, it often catches mice in the neighbor's house. The owner thinks it doesn't love home.

Neighbors told the owner that cats are experts in catching mice. Anyway, why did the owner send the cat to a relative's house?

B: The cat is in heat, so it needs male cats to breed.

A: Why did the mother cat disappear when the owner went to a relative's house to ask for it?

B: The male cat of a relative's house couldn't catch the mouse, and the mouse was scared out. The mother cat didn't like ribs and went to another place with mice. ...

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