What topics do you talk with girls? Humor?

Learn to chat humorously with girls, and don't talk about boring topics. Here can give you a lot of inspiration!

1, do you know what it's like to love deeply? It's like the room suddenly darkens. I'm not looking for light, but looking for him.

2. Why am I still so worried about you, even though you no longer belong to me?

I thought I could impress a person as long as I liked it seriously, but then I only touched myself.

4, I won't watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes.

I have never told you that my real identity is actually Prince Charming (or Snow White).

6. I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.

7. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking.

Once, like many boys, I couldn't learn to pick up girls, my emotional intelligence was not high, and I missed many good opportunities. Later, after studying in the online "mountain love" system, I suddenly realized that it is too professional to strongly recommend that you take a ferry to find it. Even if you are not tall, handsome or rich, girls can catch up with you as long as you master the correct skills of picking up girls.

I didn't know that dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

9. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would marry myself.

10, does anyone have a crush on me? Don't be shy of those who secretly love me. Say your love.

1 1, if there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or sunbathing!

12, because it is said that the early worm is eaten by birds, so I decided not to get up early in the future.

13, everyone is very sexy when they are young, and they don't want to wear underwear.

14, don't always be hot and cold to me, in that case I'm afraid of catching a cold.

15, tell you a ghost story, school is about to start, and hard work is coming.

16, for the sake of the next generation of the motherland, we must fall in love no matter how ugly.

17, I always have a question in my heart. It's been five years, exactly five years. What does Big Wolf eat for a living …

18, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because no one has confessed to me for so many years!

19, suddenly want a baby. Can you buy one for me? thank you

20. I always thought I was not sorry for anyone, but now I know that I am most sorry for myself.

2 1 Do you know who I look like? Ge You's hair, Tian Liang's eyes, Jackie Chan's nose and Shu Qi's mouth.