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Funny sentences to chat with your boyfriend
1. A gentleman is nothing more than a patient wolf. 2. When a mouse laughs at a cat, there must be a hole next to it. 3. A woman kissing a man is a blessing, and a man kissing a woman is a blessing. 4. Men: when they are twenty years old, they are semi-finished products; when they are thirty years old, they are finished products; when they are forty years old, they are fine products; when they are fifty years old, they are the best; when they are sixty years old, they are samples; seven When I was ten years old, it was a souvenir. 5. Although the two people standing at the top of the mountain and the two people standing at the foot of the mountain have different statuses, they are equally insignificant in each other's eyes. 6. The conclusion is where you are too lazy to think about it. ——The end of the road is still a road, as long as you are willing to walk. 7. What makes us unhappy are all trivial things. We can dodge an elephant, but we cannot dodge a fly. 8. The best and the worst create history, while the mediocre breed the race. 9. The only thing in this world worse than what others say is that no one talks about you. 10. A BoB!!! that is about to explode has more KB than a BoB!!! that has exploded. 11. Success is standing up one more time than falling down. 12. Failure does not mean you have wasted your time and life. Failure gives you a reason to start over. 13. Sometimes in life it is more dangerous not to take risks than to take risks. 14. It is not necessarily a good thing that all people stand on one side, for example, they all stand on one side of a boat. 15. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is set up against the wrong wall. 16. Losing confidence in students is the biggest crime committed by teachers. 17. Nine times out of ten, the outcome of the argument is that both parties are more convinced than before that they are absolutely right. 18. Accidental success is more terrible than failure. 19. Talent is actually using the same intelligence as others in different places. 20. The state is achieved by doing, not by waiting.
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