Humorous jokes about midnight massage

Massage for children is a very professional topic. I am not a doctor, and I dare not teach others to swim. But in the process of planting small oranges, there are several small methods that I use very effectively, which can effectively prevent problems before they happen.

? The book I bought, Squeezing Hands to Eliminate All Diseases, was written by an old gentleman in Zhou Erjin. The common methods are not too severe for sudden fever or fever; Or children with indigestion and diarrhea have better effects.

Father Orange calls me "the doctor at home", and I have carefully studied this book (because I often read it and the books are old), but medicine is a very profound knowledge. The more I learn, the more I realize that I know too little, but I still feel that it is beneficial to master more skills in life.

Children's system is different, suitable for my baby, not necessarily suitable for other people's baby. Here are just a few simple methods. If you want to use it, you still need to buy a book to read.

Again, different diseases need the right medicine, and the method is the same. In my opinion, children's massage is more suitable for the initial symptoms and can achieve certain relief. If it's serious, you still have to go to the hospital. Recommended for friends who have babies and are about to have babies.

1. What should I do if my child has a fever-push it to level 3.

There are many kinds of children's fever. Let's talk about the fever caused by the child's cold. The book says that children are "pure yang". In addition, today's children eat very good food. Milk, meat and seafood are all high-protein things, and children themselves have calories. At this time, a slight cold will lead to a cold and fever. This is vividly called "cold fire" by the people in the folk. Or "cold package hot".

There is a cold fire. At this time, letting the child sweat and relieve exterior symptoms can drive out the cold evil on the body surface and radiate the excess heat in the body. The elaborate technique of "three customs" in massage has this effect.

On the front side of the child's upper forearm, there is a straight line from the wrist striation to the elbow, which is the upper third grade. Push from bottom to top with thumb, forefinger and middle finger, that is, "push three levels" or "push three levels". Push 100 ~ 300 times a day for children, which has the effect of sweating and reducing fever.

I remember last winter, Xiao Ju wore little clothes and played outside all afternoon, cold and feverish. At night, my face burned red and the temperature reached 38.9 degrees. With crying, I was anxious and couldn't sleep.

I gave her Gan Jie granules first, but it didn't work. I began to prepare warm water and towels for massage.

Father orange was anxious and kept saying, let's go to the hospital. But I know the hospital routine too well. It's nothing more than a blood test and a drip. It's midnight in winter. Maybe I'll catch a cold more. Comfort him. I'll try first. If not, let's go again.

After pushing the three levels for 200 times, the original restless orange slowly calmed down and smoothed her palms and fingers. After pushing for about 40 minutes, she gradually fell asleep.

I lay beside her and kept touching my forehead to measure her temperature. I know that if she starts sweating in an hour or so, it means that her fever begins to drop. If not, we may really go to the hospital.

After more than an hour of repeated observation, her little forehead finally gradually sweated, and our hearts were relieved. The child's fever is easy to recur and needs continuous massage for three days.

2. What should I do if my child has diarrhea? -Knead to get stronger.

Between the child's anus and coccyx, there is an acupoint called Changqiang, which is an acupoint. Massage this acupoint has two functions: tangible and intangible. The tangible effect is to stop diarrhea, and the intangible effect is to strengthen the body.

The specific method is to let the child lie on the bed with his legs slightly apart, rub or press this point with his fingers, and massage alternately with his hands, 100 ~ 300 times a day.

Why does Changqiang point have the dual effects of stopping diarrhea and strengthening the body? This is mainly because the first point of the lateral vein is the starting point, and the Du meridian is the meeting of all yang, which governs the yang of the human body. Therefore, rubbing Changqiang point is like constantly watering seeds, and the yang will gradually grow here and will soon take root and sprout. Therefore, Changqiang point has a good effect on weak stomach and diarrhea.

In addition, when the sages of traditional Chinese medicine named Changqiang point, they had already revealed its function. The elderly grow sturdily and endlessly. A strong person is strong and full, and going on is strong. The combination of the words "long and strong" can enhance qi and blood, that is, make the qi and blood of the human body run normally.

At the beginning of kindergarten, Xiaoju sometimes had diarrhea and sometimes had bloating because she didn't adapt to eating. I gave him acupuncture at Changqiang point and chiropractic before going to bed. I persisted for 20 days, and my stomach slowly recovered. Up to now, children seldom have diarrhea, especially in autumn.

All TCM theories in this paper are quoted from Zhou Erjin's Squeezing Hands to Eliminate All Diseases. If interested readers want to further study, it is recommended to buy books to read.