Ju Xue: Help, what is Ju Jingyi doing?

Ju Jingyi, a strange woman who is keen on shooting herself in the foot.

This exaggeration may have been engraved in her bones since the beginning of the marketing of "a once-in-four-thousand-year beauty".

How exaggerated is it?

Let’s take a look at how Ju Jingyi tells interesting childhood stories.

At the beginning, she said, "I only know that when I was a child, I loved eating rice noodles. I had such a good life and I was so bored." This implied the theme of this interview: boredom.

"I remember that I loved eating rice noodles when I was a child." She covered her face and smiled X1.

"I just remember that I really loved eating rice noodles from one store, and then my mother wouldn't let me eat rice noodles." She covered her face and laughed X2.

"Yes, I just really want to eat some rice noodles, so I said, I just said...", covering her face and laughing X3.

The director looked at her in bewilderment as she laughed until she shouted for help, and couldn't help but feel sorry for the reporter for a minute.

Um... It is said that laughing for no reason is a precursor to cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.

"I told my mother that I will only eat one or two meters of noodles and one or two noodles." She covered her face and laughed X4.

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Che Zhuglun kept talking over and over again, and finally understood that this was a sentence that revolved around the word "rice noodles".

This is the situation. The video is more intuitive. Sisters can click on it and embarrass the director again.

Thoughts after reading: Thank you, another minute of my life was wasted.

It was so difficult for Xiaoju that even when she smiled, she had to cover her face all the time, for fear of exposing her shortcomings.

In the past, I only thought it was a plus point for female celebrities to be fluent in English interviews, but now I realize that it turns out that it is very powerful if the Chinese language is well organized.

Fans explained that Ju Jingyi was telling a joke, but the video posted by the original poster clearly stated that the question was "sharing a story from childhood."

Although we don't see it as a story at all.

After the above video was released, Wang Sicong followed international practice and joined in the fun. He liked various "fake" Weibo posts mocking Ju Jingyi.

This is not the first time he has secretly poked at Ju Jingyi. The past relationship between the two is quite complicated.

It is said that when Wang was young and frivolous, he was also attracted to Four Thousand Years, and repeatedly showed his affection, but unfortunately he received no response.

He also invited SNH48 to a party, and asked Ju Jingyi to come by name (it’s hard not to believe me), but the beautiful woman didn’t appreciate her.

Kato Taka is a famous Japanese A/V actor

Later, he fell in love and hated him.

I won’t comment here for now, because the director has more interesting things for you to see.

That is——Ju Xue.

I don’t know if you have noticed that when Ju Jingyi tells the story of rice noodles, she actually wants to convey the image of "my childhood was very innocent" and "I am a little girl with a low point of laughter" ?

In fact, the essence of Ju Xue lies in "how to be calm, ignorant and ignorant, and praise yourself appropriately."

Knock on the blackboard! Juxue is a necessary subject to show off your beauty/knowledge/ability/family background.

Once you learn this method, you can sweep through all major social platforms, and your mother will no longer have to worry about you not being able to find a boyfriend! ~

First of all, you have to act beautiful without knowing it.

Even if you start putting on makeup, choosing clothes, and styling your hair at 4 a.m. every day, when others ask you, you must act like a little white rabbit saying, "I just washed my face and went out."

When others compliment you: Your eyes are so bright.

You stupid straight man~ Of course it’s not because of the contact lens, but because I’m “in good shape”. When I said that, I had to shrug my shoulders and clench my fists. Oh, did you see it? I’m A feminine man, nothing pretentious at all.

No matter how many times you chew a mouthful of bread, your face must be concave at a familiar 45-degree angle toward the camera.

Revealing my naturally straight and small upturned nose, and then pretending to be so delicate that I don’t know that so many people are looking at me, I’ll be done with it.

Always manage your expressions and be careful not to show your teeth when smiling. Don’t ask, even ladies do this.

When you are not smiling, remember to get a semi-permanent expression tattoo. The key points of this expression are: slightly nodding, frowning slightly, pulling back the chin, looking pitiful.

Someone like Zhao Lusi can’t stand it at first glance. Is he a 0-point Juxue scorer?

When you are walking on the road, even if just a piece of paper brushes your cheek, you have to cover your forehead with your hands and take at least three steps back. Women are weak, you know?

When going out with good friends, be sure to hold hands and remember to hold your arms higher, otherwise others will not be able to see such a beautiful and innocent you.

In the same way, it is absolutely impossible to do menial tasks such as cooking and chopping vegetables. "Look, I have tried my best to suck the milk but still can't cut it. I'm crying o(╥﹏╥)o ”, it looks even cuter with the pout expression.

But you have to do a good job of keeping it secret, so as not to expose your past of happily harvesting 10 acres of wheat in your hometown in the countryside without even breathing.

Which straight man wouldn’t feel protective after seeing such a little girl who is as white as the moonlight?

Of course, if you open your eyes and think 2020 is 2012, you should not say it easily, as you may get beaten easily.

Zhou Shen’s expression is the director’s expression.

Although, she dreamed back to 2012 probably because she could never forget herself that year.

The above is the part of "Ju Xue" that focuses on artistic behavior, which plays a decisive role in portraying the character.

So what should you do if you want to praise yourself straightforwardly, but don’t want others to see your straightforwardness?

Be sure to use the third person. In short, it means borrowing the words of others to make your words more convincing than your own.

Before her debut, Xiaoju was already well versed in this. Her self-introduction reads, "Everyone says I am a beauty with extraordinary temperament."

Did you hear it? The focus of this sentence is not on the extraordinary beauty, nor on the temperament and beauty, but on the four words "everyone says".

It means that everyone thinks I am a beauty. If you don’t think so, don’t doubt it, that’s your problem.

When she was an amateur, Xiaoju used this trick repeatedly. In her world, everyone she met when going out could recognize her as a star.

In order to prove this fact, I also inadvertently posted screenshots of other people's comments saying that they looked like a certain celebrity.

Hey guys, are you bullying Song Hye Kyo for not being able to read Chinese?

The director feels that Ju Jingyi has always intended to build herself into an "atmosphere beauty." Don't get me wrong, this means working hard to create a variety of atmosphere in order to make others recognize that she is a beauty.

Looking forward to, looking forward to, this beauty whose pearls are covered in dust will finally make her debut.

You will definitely have to face all kinds of questioning looks after your debut, right?

Don’t worry, there are friends who endorse her beauty. Juju is just a little fairy who doesn’t know how to fuck, retouch pictures, and doesn’t eat the fireworks of the world.

The beautiful woman has 360 degrees of no blind spots. *** Isn’t it just a matter of pointing your phone at yourself and using better lighting?

No concave angles required at all.

I have never posted a picture.

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Of course, one of the key points of "Ju Xue" is: conceal one's ears and steal the bell.

If you are not crazy, you must believe that you are a beauty. If others don't believe it, then find a way to convince them.

How to convince? The old rules, build momentum.

I never expected that a wealthy man from the Middle East would drive a million-dollar Maybach to China to chase stars recently, and he actually came here for Ju Jingyi?

Look at this battle, is there a rhythm that challenges Ma Yun?

Less than a year has passed. No, Sven, a handsome guy from the United States, has made a video to publicly confess his love for Ju Jingyi.

Don’t you believe it now? Go home and take a look.

In addition to beauty, hair is also a major problem that troubles today's young and middle-aged people. A survey on hair loss people released by the National Health Commission shows that there are more than 250 million people with hair loss in my country.

In other words, as long as you send more volume, you will win at the starting line.

So in the face of increasingly widening head seams, how should we create a "King of Hair" persona for ourselves?

Don’t bother! Xiaoju teaches you how to do it in one move.

Let’s first take a look at the results of her hard work. Are you envious?

Look carefully at this picture. The hair at the top of the head is crossed and then crossed.

If you want to get the same style, you can choose a comb with a pointed handle, preferably the tip of dental floss, and move it slowly on the top of your head to make the hair tangled together.

Separate them again, and finally spray them with styling spray, so that the hair seams are basically semi-invisible.

Picture source @一一七子

An effect like this is probably drawn out one by one? This patience... is amazing.

When typing on the blackboard, you can only look effortless if you work very hard. The same is true for being a beauty (remember to bow your head immediately if you are blown by the wind).

After achieving the effect in this way, don’t forget to brainwash yourself: My hair is probably hereditary. My hair is probably hereditary. My hair is probably hereditary.

In this way, when others ask you for advice on how to avoid baldness, you can act extremely real and natural, with a puzzled look on your face and say, "Bald? How could you be bald? Why are you bald at such a young age?"

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After three consecutive questions, I guarantee that everyone will be convinced that you are born with thick hair.

After you have a head of proud hair, you also need to match it with makeup.

The most frequently appearing makeup in "Ju Xue" is the "lovely matte makeup", which needs to be used in conjunction with the light and elegant fairy design.

But you can’t tell it outside, because this is the secret to beauty that you have learned over the years, and no mortal can pry into it.

It is best to mention casually when talking to others that you don’t wear much makeup at ordinary times. You put on your foundation before going out. When you are busy, you will even forget to put on lipstick.

By the way, a small face is also a must for beauties. You have to let the world know that you have a small face.

Is there anything that can perfectly complement your face size than the mask you are wearing during the epidemic?

You deserve XL masks.

I won’t talk about other shoulder pads, height increases, etc. This is not widely used and has little reference value.

Well, after completing the above steps, you are already a "ju-style beauty" in the eyes of everyone.

But you can’t just create an “iceberg beauty” persona. You have to be down-to-earth occasionally, right?

At this time, you can say in a calm tone and showing a bit of helplessness, "I am very ordinary. I will do whatever you do, just eat, drink and sleep. I am not a fairy."

Emotions should be gradual. In the end, you will have a speechless expression of "Why don't you believe that I am ordinary no matter how I explain?" This can reflect your unique image in everyone's eyes.

but!

A beauty who is not cute is not a real beauty.

It’s still the same trick, using other people’s words to highlight your cuteness, such as cavities that only children will have (?)

You must have the characteristics of a child.

Mere appearance is not enough. It is easy for people to say that she is a dull beauty and has an empty head.

At this time, you need to mention the fact that you have outstanding abilities, consciously or unconsciously.

After learning all this, you are already recognized as a beautiful woman on the online social platform, but don’t relax and make it clear that you are very thin-skinned.

This will further prove that everything you do is true and you cannot be a liar.

Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing for someone to have responded to the title "Four Thousand Years" countless times↓

but then forcefully lost his memory and said that he had never explained it.

Seeing this, some sisters must be dumbfounded and worship Ju Jingyi in their hearts.

After all, every night when there is no one around, while you are lying in bed ordering takeout and playing games, Ju is worrying about the direction of every strand of hair tomorrow.

She worked so hard to create the beautiful character, and even the angle of each *** face was carefully calculated. It is recommended that she and Wan Nai become sworn friends on the spot. There is no one in the world who works as hard as the two of them. .

In fact, the director understands her desire to become beautiful, and also understands her eagerness to stand out, and even more admires her strong psychology. She is undoubtedly a werewolf who "works hard if she wants to become beautiful."