Happy hour office joke

"I have money, you don't, you should respect me. 」

"You have money is yours, why should I respect you? 」

"I'll give you a quarter of my money. Can you respect me? 」

"You only give me a quarter, why should I respect you? 」

"If I give you half? 」

"In that case, I have as much money as you, so why should I respect you? 」

"I will give you all my money. Can you respect me? 」

"What words! I had money then, but you didn't. How can I respect you? 」