Campus funny drama script 4 people

middle school students' campus stage drama script "Song of Youth" Characters: female teacher, student A, student B (singing while playing): Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, my poor grades, how many dirty eyes I have suffered, and how much flesh and blood I have suffered. In fact, my heart is more painful than anyone else ... (White): Alas, everyone doesn't know. Now I'm most afraid of the mid-term and final exams. Every time I come home after the exams, I feel scared. Below 8 points are women's singles, below 7 points are men's singles, and below 6 points are mixed doubles. I figured it out. What is the most painful thing in my life? I dare not go home, and I dare not play games ... Howl! Student girl (talking on the phone while walking, carrying a schoolbag and playing angrily): Leave you alone, I will go if I want! Student A: (singing) Sister, go ahead boldly. If you say go, we'll go. Go ahead and don't look back ... Student Woman: Go ahead, troublemaker, I'm bored. Don't look for a fight. Student A: Lark, to tell you the truth, I'm also annoyed at this meeting. Do you want us to have a mixed doubles? Schoolgirl: You hate it! Student A: I'm very kind. Seeing that you are in a bad mood, I would like to invite you to play games! Student woman: You are tired of playing with things. It's almost time for the exam. Are you still in the mood to play games? Student A: Hehe, lark, I don't think you are humming a ditty every day and singing loudly all day. Student girl: Oh, stop it. I'm worried about it. Student A: As the ancients said, how can people float in rivers and lakes without worry? I am best at helping girls solve problems and ensure that you can recover happiness quickly. The first course of treatment is only 8, followed by 1 consolidation treatments and 15 intensive treatments! Student woman: I'm not in the mood to joke with you. What I lack now is money! Student A: Why? Student girl: I really want to sign up for "I love to remember lyrics", but my parents are firmly opposed, and they also say that they will impose economic sanctions on me and limit my pocket money in the future. Student A: It doesn't matter. You can pay by installment and support credit cards! I'm sure you'll be satisfied! Student girl (mockingly): I want to borrow money from you! Student A: Huh? Borrow money from me? This ..... is no problem. How can a girl ask us to borrow money? Student woman: well, lend me 2 first. Student A: As usual, copy your homework for me for a month. Student woman: One week. Student A: Two weeks-Student F: OK! That's settled! Student B (wearing a red armband of a volunteer patrolman and playing with a flashlight): I am a volunteer patrolman on campus, and I learn to have a look every day. (Singing): I looked left and right, and there was a girl ... Student B: Something happened! (Shining a flashlight on student A and student F) What are you guys doing here? Do you know what the civilized distance between men and women is? Student A: It seems like a kilometer. Student B: One kilometer is a bit exaggerated, but at least one hundred handfuls and dozens of meters are safe. Student A: So it seems that we live in uncivilization every day? ! Student woman: I don't think you look like a good person. Student B: (pointing to the armband) I'm a standard citizen, lark. I was just looking for you. At 8: 3 last night, someone reported that you were singing in the ladies' room! Our policies also include being lenient in confession, being strict in resistance, giving preferential treatment to prisoners, and surrendering our guns without killing them! Student woman: I just want to sing. I will sing if I want to. How comfortable it is to sing. Sing, young friends, because that's how life should be. /Zhang Yichi is the way of civil and military affairs. Don't make yourself always so nervous ... (White) See what you can do to me? Student B: I ... (singing) lie ... like a bow, standing is an onion! Student A: Yes, it is. Student B: Like what? Student A: Like an onion. Student B: When I was a student, I didn't engage in cult of personality. Student A: I still worship you? How old are you? How old did you go to school? Did you go to kindergarten? Did you go to the nursery? How old is the group? How many applications have you written for joining the Party? Worth my worship? Student B: How do you look down on people? I am 16 years old and unmarried. Man of great talent, majestic, knows everything, knows everything and can do anything! Student woman: Then as a good classmate, why don't you help A improve his academic performance and get into an ideal university in the future? Student B: Boys' poor grades are mostly related to adolescent psychology. (Serious) The interaction between male students and girls can only affect their studies. We should nip this hazy feeling in the cradle ... Student A: Are you looking for a fight? Student B: Just kidding to ease the awkward atmosphere. As a patrolman, I have my heart in my classmates. Student woman: That's more like it. Student B: # # (to A) But I'll give you a good idea. You go and find some wood, build a shelf, put it in front of the desk, tie a chain on it, hang a charcoal brazier, and burn the soldering iron in it until it burns ... Student A: Stop, is this learning or torture! Student B: Well, you must study hard, and the ancients will eventually become great. Student A: Our house is the ceiling, where can we find the beams? Student B: Why don't you catch dozens of fireflies, put them in plastic and hang them on the desk? Student A: Where can I find so many fireflies? Student B: You can catch fireflies during the day and study at night. Isn't that enough? Student woman: Why don't you study during the day? Student B: Well, ... I didn't expect ...? Female teacher (playing, singing): In the dead of night, when I am upset, when I am upset, I don't sleep, and all the students come to my mind ... (White): Nowadays, students are becoming more and more difficult to teach, putting on airs is higher than the sky, doing homework in a mess, and copying it horizontally and vertically. # # # #, what are you guys talking about? So lively! Student A: We're ... We're ... discussing study. Female teacher: Why don't you ask me for any study problems? Student B: # Teacher, what we are discussing is ... psychological problems. Female teacher: Psychological problems? Who has a psychological problem? Student A and Student B (both refer to student girls): She has psychological problems! Female teacher: What's her problem? Student B (asking student A): What's the problem with her? Student A: She quarreled with her mother! Female teacher (asking student girl): # #, do you have any questions to talk to the teacher? Student girl: I ... I ... My parents don't understand me at all! Female teacher: Why don't your parents understand you? Student woman: I want to sign up for "I love to remember lyrics", but my parents are firmly opposed and restrict me from listening to songs and singing. Student A: # Teacher, I have problems, too. My parents are seriously opposed to my surfing the Internet, forcing me to stay away from modern and civilized life. Student B: # Teacher, I have troubles, too. The pressure of study is like a mountain, and my grades always fail. Student woman: I want to take part in the competition "I love to remember lyrics"! Student A: I'm going to take part in China's Got Talent. Student B: I want to participate in If You Are the One! The rest of us:: huh? ! Student B: No, I mean I will take the senior high school entrance examination. Female teacher: Hehe, none of this is a big problem. The teacher loved singing, dancing and playing just like you. As adolescent students, we must learn to control ourselves. In fact, in the final analysis, parents are all for the good of their children! I'll ask you first, is it important to take the senior high school entrance examination? Student A: Important! My dad said it was the top priority in my life, more important than finding a wife. Dad's is my idol. Can I not listen to what he says? Female teacher: Yes, the senior high school entrance examination is an important turning point in our lives. We should work hard for our own tomorrow. At the same time, we should understand our parents more. (To a student girl): # #, Actually, parents, like teachers, all want you to be a singer in the future. However, the primary problem in our student days is learning, and we should develop our personal hobbies and secret interests without losing the general direction. Strive for all-round development and you will go further and sing better in the future! (To student A) # #, actually, it's a good thing that you have a certain hobby in computer, but the network is a double-edged sword. If you use it reasonably, it will become your good helper, otherwise, it may become the behind-the-scenes hand that pushes you into the dark abyss. The teacher wants you to study hard and become a computer engineer in the future. (To student B) You should know that your future is in your own hands, and your future success depends on your efforts and struggles today. You have a long way to go in life. If you don't grasp the direction now and study hard, it will affect your future life. Student Woman: # Teacher, I won't take part in the competition "I love to remember lyrics"! Student A: I won't take part in China's Got Talent contest. Student B: I won't take the college entrance examination. H: Huh? ! Student B: I won't take part in If You Are the One. Female teacher: it's good that you understand this truth. It's not difficult to learn. Nothing is difficult in the world, and you are afraid of it! Remember, your future is in your own hands, and your future success depends on your efforts and struggles today! Schoolgirl (cell phone rings): It's my mother. (Voiceover) # #, where are you? Mom is wrong. Mom won't interfere with you in the future, okay? If you like singing, you can go after the competition. Student woman: Mom, you are right, but I was wrong! Mom doesn't care about her daughter. Mom, I'm going home. (On the phone) Good boy, Dad and I will wait for you at home! (Student girl runs down) Goodbye, teacher! Female teacher: That's right. (For students A and B) You are the same. Go home in the morning and don't let your parents worry about you more! Student: # Teacher, it's late. You also go home, goodbye! Female teacher (singing while saying goodbye) As long as you study hard, it is enough for me, and there are many memories in one's life ... Students A and C: We are happy junior high school students, we are young and enthusiastic, and nothing can be difficult for us! (2) (The music behind the scenes is gradually playing, and the music poem is narrated): On this huge stage of youth, the dream is the sea. We are struggling to gather in the sea, and our dreams will eventually evaporate and cease to exist. If we want to survive, we must find the survival value where we can live, let us fly our youth and find a different future, and play our own regretless Song of Youth ...