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What are children's poems?
If I were a snowflake,
Where would I fall?
float into the river,
turn into a drop of water,
play with small fish and shrimp?
Float to the square,
Make a snowman,
Looking at you and smiling?
kiss her,
and then melt happily.
... winter wind
Winter wind is the most naughty.
Like naughty Dan,
He likes to play tricks on others.
oh, look!
He secretly took the watercolor,
smeared everyone's noses red, but
he was laughing beside him.
-Excerpted from 92.2
of Doll Illustrated-----------.
there are trees in the mountains,
the trees are dripping with green,
among the green branches of the young trees,
there is a green stream.
That pool of water waves,
dyed the duck's wings.
dew is shining on the grass,
it is as green as jade;
birds are singing in the morning, and
they are singing green songs.
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the mouse said, "don't shake it,
your voice is extremely thin!" "
Please ask the big cat to shake the baby:
"Miaomiao, go to sleep,
Go to sleep, Miaomiao!"
The mouse said, "Your voice is really good,
it's so sweet ....................."
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then
three meals a day,
he
eats and grows crops.
Unfortunately,
nothing was planted,
just the grain was wasted.
Look at him
paddling his rice into his mouth,
and
scattering it from that hole.
If
the dining table is land,
and
the rice grains will germinate.
You should
touch your chin after hearing this joke.
If
there is a hole,
then
plug it quickly.
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The ice in the river has melted,
The river is trickling,
Whispered, "Spring is here!
Spring is here! "
Spring is coming, spring is coming,
Where is spring?
The weeping willows put on their new bright green clothes,
fluttered gently in the breeze,
whispered, "Spring is here!
Spring is here! "
Spring is coming, spring is coming,
Where is spring?
Peach Blossom blushed,
sipped her mouth and
smiled and said, "Spring is here!
Spring is here! "
Spring is coming, spring is coming,
Where is spring?
Swallows are flying in the blue sky,
chirping and chirping,
whispering, "Spring is here!
spring is here! "
Spring is coming, spring is coming,
Where is spring?
green wheat seedlings,
hard to drill up from the soil,
whispered: "Spring is here!
Spring is here! "
Spring is coming, spring is coming,
Where is spring?
The farmer's uncle was busy sowing seeds,
The tractor roared:
"Spring is here!
Spring is here! "
ha ha! Spring has really come,
Spring has really come!
I have seen the secret of spring,
I will keep it in my heart.
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how many things do I do during the day?
study, work and play!
But he curled up a little hair ball,
snored, snored,
slept endlessly.
kitten's words
children are lazy, children are lazy,
they sleep from night to early morning.
how many things do I do in one night?
one, two, three mice were caught!
But he is holding a big pillow,
snoring, snoring,
sleeping endlessly.
For adults,
24 hours a day,
after the day, it is night.
Children only see the day,
Kittens only see the night.
Watching the day and watching the night,
Children and kittens are not lazy.
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