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Would you please help me translate this English passage?

learn quickly

Tom is a pupil. He studies English in my school, but it is very difficult to learn English. One day, he saw a piece of white paper on the wall, which said: If you have 25 yuan, we can teach you three languages in three days. He is very happy to see it.

Tom hurried home and got 25 yuan. He gave the money to the teacher. The teacher was very happy and said to Tom, "Now I'm going to teach you Russian. Listen!"

“Wula!” Tom was very happy about it and said, "Wula"

The teacher only taught this word a day, and Tom was very tired. The next day, the teacher said loudly, "Now, I want to teach you Japanese."

“Bageyalu!” Tom raised his hand in fear.

On the third day, the teacher said, "Now, I want to teach you English".

“Bye-bye”。 And the teacher turned and left. Tom was very surprised. I really learned quickly! ! !