10 highest realm joke

1. Two girls have just arrived in Paris to study in France. In the street, they saw a black man coming from the opposite side. One said to the other, "It's really dark." The black man immediately went up to them and said, "You are white!" "

My friend has repeatedly warned me not to talk nonsense in Chinese abroad. I asked why? He said, "He has met foreigners who know Chinese several times." He ate and chatted with friends at McDonald's, all of whom were from Hunan. Because his friend is from Hunan, a German mm interjected and said, "I know Hunan people. Very good. I have read a book. " My friend froze for several seconds and never recovered. From then on, he never speaks Chinese outside, haha!

What's more, an Indian classmate of mine was once asked, "I heard that you can speak Chinese, right?" The Indian immediately said in Chinese, "What's wrong with you? Can't you see I'm Indian? I can't speak Chinese. " Whip it now!

On the subway in Frankfurt, there is a tall man sitting opposite. I casually said to my companion, "That guy's legs are really long ..." Unexpectedly, the foreigner asked me, "How tall are you?" Scared me, and then we chatted in Chinese for a while. He said: "You China people are fearless, fearless, and they are afraid that foreign devils will speak Chinese, hahaha …" The last guy actually said "goodbye" in Shanghainese, and I almost fainted at that time. ...

5. The true story of a friend: A friend went to Tokyo on business, and in the elevator of an upscale building, she saw a blonde girl come in. A friend whispered to his colleague, "Is this a chicken?" Unexpectedly, the girl suddenly turned around and said with a standard Beijing film: Who are you talking about? Sample! Want to smoke? "

6. One of my colleagues (MM) is in an airport in America. She and another (MM) saw an old white lady walking in front of her, who was very fat. The last two MM said in Shanghai: "I don't know what to eat so fat?" The white granny turned around and said, "Eat!" Use Shanghai dialect.

7. One of our classmates in new york asked us for directions. A blonde with huge pp is very enthusiastic and knows Chinese, so she takes him for a walk and chat. Your classmates praised you for speaking Chinese very well. That mm's answer is very strong, saying that new york is a colony of China people and can't speak Chinese! Ha ha laugh

8. Last time my mother went to the front door by subway and fell asleep. When she arrived at the station, she suddenly woke up and casually said, is it the front door? Lima, a foreign boy next to him, nodded and said, it's the front door! So mom got off the bus. ...

9. It's only interesting when my father and I are in France. The four of us were in the elevator, and then I said to my dad, "Foreigners are so tall." Those people told me that I was a foreigner in France, and now it's really embarrassing to think about it. When I was still in France, I was looking for bread in the supermarket and kept talking about bread, bread. As a result, a person next to me said "the bread is over there" and I also said "thank you". When I was eating in Geneva, a foreigner spoke Cantonese to me, which was very standard. Oh, my God ~

10. In the Internet cafe, a 12-year-old child was playing World of Warcraft when he suddenly shouted, "Dad, someone hit me!" We were all surprised and thought, does anyone in Warcraft know dad? Just then, a middle-aged man's voice came from the other end of the Internet cafe: "Son, where is it? I'll do it! ! "Everyone in the Internet cafe is dizzy. A few minutes later, the middle-aged man shouted, "son, we can't beat them." They are well equipped. Run! " "Everyone is crazy about FT. After a while, a middle-aged woman entered the Internet cafe, looked around, and then went straight to the boy, grabbing the boy's ear and scolding him: "Didn't you go to the teacher's house to make up lessons?" " ?" The boy covered his ears with one hand and pointed to the other side of the internet cafe with the other, shouting, "Where's Dad!" " "His mother looked surprised, and sure enough! Immediately asked: "Didn't you go to work overtime? "Everyone in the Internet cafe fainted N times! His father argued: Double the experience today. His mother was overjoyed and furious, and said, it's a good thing I asked for leave to come and see, otherwise your father and son would be two grades ahead of me at night, and you wouldn't send me a message if you had twice the experience. You will know when you go back at night! Who's that? Oh, son, don't be afraid. Mom's here. Mom will play tuba to support you. Mom doesn't believe that our mother and son can't die! All the onlookers lamented: What can I do if I have a wife? If you have a mother, what can you ask? Admire! I really admire it! Write back after reading it. Be kind and self-sufficient.